It was Christmas, probably 1975 or 76, I keep clocking my brother's chin but it wouldn't pop up. Found later he had taped the head of his robot down. He is still very much like this.

This movie scared the living shit out me as a kid:

There are too many cats on Blue Sky. Here is a (supposedly) now extinct Pygmy Mammoth. They were about the size of a large Saint Bernard, and I really wish they were still around. No idea who the guy with the Mammoth is.

There are too many cats on Blue Sky. Here is a Grasshopper Mouse. They are predatory mice that hunt and eat scorpions (and I guess, also grasshoppers). They are known to stand over their vanquished prey and let out a victory howl. Its a bit squeaky, but a howl none the less. Best.Rodent.Eva

There are too many cats on Blue Sky, here is a Fosa:

This is how you deal with a large unruly reptile:

I hope that we do encounter aliens at some point, and I hope they are really into pranks, practical jokes, and bad puns.

Caught taking out the recycling in my Bruce Lee Onesie

Otter 841 will not cooperate, will not comply, will not submit. Long Live Otter 841: lookout.co/otter-841-sa...

I'm on Team Otter 841, how about you?

I'm on Team Otter 841, how about you?

Otter 841 2028!

Marlon Starling was mercurial hot and cold fighter, but when he was on, there was nobody better, and his high guard defense and counter punching were a things of beauty. www.boxinginsider.com/headlines/ma...

Antifa:

Never met the guy:

We are coming

This is the only way to make any sense of what is happening:

After the Sassanian Empire was destroyed, the remaining Sassanian royals were given refuge by the Tang Dynasty. They sat around talking about whose fault it was that everything fell apart. Their last king died alone in farmers hut, his last words "Dam this world, dam this time, dam this fate"

A salute to the brave Polish Airborne troops who on this day in 1944 fought savagely to reach their British Airborne brothers in Arnhem. What have we done with the freedom these heroes shed their blood to give us?

‪ The disciples John and Peter warn us that in the end times there will be false prophets who will lead people astray, and that they can be identified by their "fruits", which will be contrary to the teachings of Christ.

How to provoke a prolonged millennial stare from your Starbucks barista: Barista: would you like your brownie warmed up? Me: No, I'll just hold it in my armpit for a few minutes

Meshino Josepe Verde

Got a Long Legs Birthday Card:

NYT delivering the kind of hard-hitting reporting need in these times as our democracy is dismantled before our eyes:

My wife found me walking down the hallway naked after a shower (no towel available), I said "Wash day, noting clean, right" in an Austrian accent. She didn't get it.

Sub woofer

Sophie Scholl, thinking of you today.

A very good girl who guarded my house in Madagascar, she took the job seriously.

More dogs I've met in my travels. A very good boy in Dhaka Bangladesh:

dogs I've befriended in my travels, this beautiful girl near Mopti Mali

She won

She won.

with a guy named Mark I could make a country in Europe....

My Dad spent his 18th Birthday on an Island called Guadalcanal with the Marines. When I was 18 I enlisted in the US Army Engineers. No combat, but did my time out of love for this country and the democracy we have created. Fuck the draft-dodging lying bastard who has usurped the Presidency.

Banquet pot pies must be baked until the interior is the same temperature as a medium sized star so that your tonge is guaranteed to get burned horrifically on the first bite.

The best way to kill "Pin Head" from the Hellraiser movies would be to use a hammer a drive all the nails in.

The worst part of job hunting (after the fact that your career was destroyed by the asshole in the White House) is having to ditch your Rizzagirldad65@hotmail email address

So, having a bunch of stickers made that say "....Hammer time", and "....collaborate and listen", gonna put them on all the stop signs in town.

Lawn Darts were banned in the US because they caused three confirmed deaths. The National Lawn Dart Association (NLDA) tried to fight it, but being somewhat less well-funded than the NRA, they were unsuccessful.

Food origin stories: a messenger burst in and told the cook a high ranking general was coming to dinner and to make something special. The cook asked the generals name, and the exasperated messenger said, "I don't know, General Tso and Tso....."

Its true Sean O'Grady's record was heavily padded. but every time he stepped up he showed he belonged there, and won a title from a fine champion in Hilmer Kenty

Xenophon describes the fall of Athens and how all the populace at once came to the same realization, "what we have done to others will now be done to us."

I'm announcing emotional tariffs up to 40% on some individuals

Poem for my dog: Grab the leash, out the door, I'm on two, she's on four, she's part Pittie, part Labrador

"Damn this world, damn this time, damn this fate", reputed to be the last words of Yazdegurd III, final ruler of the Sassanid Empire.