In the movie Stealing Home young Billy is pouting on the roof with his glove and ball and says to Jodie Foster "The Phillies stink!" and I've been thinking about that line a lot lately (and I'm pissed I can never find a clip, gif or screenshot)

We haven't seen Duran in like 3 weeks

Phillies have lost that lovin' feelin'

I think maybe I'll just do some chores and read, this game is feeling like a chore and it's not cleaning my house.

oh Jesus that was some dinger

Dammit Acuña Juña!! that was a fine catch but fuck you for it

What in the hell is going on Phillies.

ZACKY's back in Phillies gear!!!

Phillies 🙄

Come on Phillies let's get some back for Tai

Come on Taijuan I am begging you.

Just spitballing here but I think team mascots should go on the road with the team. I want to see the Phanatic dunk on Blooper. And the fans can take care of the rest 😂

Taryn should be there,😖 not Big Ben

Come on Taijuan, I am rooting for you. I want to like you so much. You did a good job last game once you settled down. GO PHILS!

OK the 3rd one I was zooming in and actually tapped the screen accidentally, at least I was in the vicinity. www.maptap.gg April 17 96🏅 99🎯 81🌟 84😁 76👏 Final score: 837

Quintalist #610 4/5 Geography 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣⬜ ⬜⬜2️⃣2️⃣⬜ ⬜3️⃣⬜3️⃣⬜ ⬜⬜4️⃣4️⃣⬜ 5️⃣⬜5️⃣5️⃣⬜ Streak: 48 quintalist.com #quintalist

www.maptap.gg April 16 99🎯 79✨ 97🔥 96🔥 80✨ Final score: 900

Quintalist #609 4/5 Geography 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣⬜ 2️⃣2️⃣2️⃣2️⃣⬜ 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣⬜ 4️⃣4️⃣4️⃣4️⃣⬜ ⬜⬜⬜5️⃣⬜ Streak: 47 quintalist.com #quintalist

Cubs are serving up the Phillies a big old helping of deep dish doo doo

well this isn't ideal.

Cue the kid TREA TURNAAAAAAA!!!

Not too bad today! www.maptap.gg April 15 97🔥 90👑 89👑 94🏅 95🏅 Final score: 932

Quintalist #608 5/5 Taxes 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ ⬜⬜2️⃣⬜2️⃣ ⬜3️⃣⬜3️⃣3️⃣ ⬜4️⃣4️⃣4️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣⬜⬜⬜5️⃣ Streak: 46 quintalist.com #quintalist

Good night Phillies 😖 Ya bums

Banks what are you doing.

I guess they needed me to yell at them. 'Come on Trea! Earn your treat!'

Bitches love!!

So the 'new' bowling way people play, with 2 hands, is how little kids throw a bowling ball? What is going on in this world?

phillies

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What in the deep dish dookie is going on Phillies??

Mayza had too much movement on that ball to 2nd😖

omfg are you kidding me

*sigh* Aaron

Rally house rally house it's a rally it's a house it's a rally house

the 6-7 hand thing is reminiscent of

John Kruk will be part of the Braves-Phillies Sunday Night Baseball broadcast

I've got no time for impatient people

"doing research" using AI is like eating at a restaurant that sources their ingredients from farms, dumpsters, and recycling bins.

It's easier to find places when I can see the imaginary lines separating the countries and states 😆🤡 www.maptap.gg April 14 98🎯 92🏆 92🏆 76👏 76🌞 Final score: 830

No idea what that last one is Quintalist #607 5/5 Beauty 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ 2️⃣2️⃣2️⃣2️⃣2️⃣ 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣ 4️⃣4️⃣4️⃣4️⃣4️⃣ ⬜⬜⬜⬜5️⃣ Streak: 45 quintalist.com #quintalist

geeez we might need all 13 runs

oh holy cow I have only been half paying attention to the Cubs players---I did not realize Scott Kingery is on the Cubs.

Guys, save some runs for the rest of the series!

Don't you hit our Kyle!!

a live look in on the Phillies batting against the Cubs in the bottom of the 5th

Marshy!!!

Way to bounce back Crissy

I guess Pert Plus will be a theme in the booth this year

boooooo