Im sorry.... what!?!

Oh my God.... my dream bottle is in the live whisky auction. RIP my wallet 😬

I'm the fucking bollocks! I adore Sourdough 😎

Its Dave next 😬

If I did drugs, I'd get so fucking high and go checkout the Melania documentary.

40 years ago today

Currently making bread

Bought in 2001 when I discovered The White Stripes. Absolutely fucked but still sounds incredible #EHX #BigMuff

Really wish I was at the track in Barcelona right now. My day trips to watch testing from Edinburgh were so much fun #F1

My weight loss during a year off alcohol. My diet didn't change, and neither did my exercise throughout the whole year. Mental #DryJanuary

Why do people buy Well Fired (burnt) Rolls?

Carol Kirkwood is leaving BBC Weather!?!? She needs some kind of award for always being so nice and smiley whilst constantly telling the British public how shit the weather is

One year off alcohol complete! Seriously enjoyed it and I'll definitely be doing another long break in the future. Looking forward to a glass of something later tonight 🥃 #DryJanuary #Whiskey #Whisky

Finally got my Riviera to a Luthier. First time in 25 years its been properly looked at by a Pro. Full refret and setup on the way. Cant wait to get it back.

Another burned out, failed, Tory joins The Big Reform House! 😆

Williams not attending the pre-Season Barcelona running because the car has failed crash testing #F1

Gonna try and watch most of Star Trek TNG during my week off alone. Never seen it in order and all the way through. Must be loads of episodes that I've not seen.

No Haggis for dinner tonight so had to get some in via a morning roll. Happy Burns BlueSky! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🥃 #BurnsNight #Rabbie

Coming up to completing my year off the sauce. Looking forward to breaking the streak next week and trying a few things My last dram in Jan24 Blair Castle Scotch Whisky (61.36%) - distilled in 1833 and bottled in 1841!? The oldest vintage ever discovered. One hell of a last dram! #Whisky #Scotch

On annual leave for a week

Wrexham.... bloody hell

I know it's not within the hundred most awful things here, but... the nearest penguins to Greenland are in the Galapagos, five thousand fucking miles away

Haven't seen blue sky now for around two weeks. Everything is constantly grey. God January sucks.

New Bottle for the Shelf: Scapa 10yo 48% Arguably my favourite distillery in Scotland. Released sporadically over the decades, this is now the flagship bottling from the Orcadian. The old discontinued 16yo (2008-2015) remains in my all-time Top 5 🥃 #Scotch #Whisky

New Bottle for the Shelf: Eagle Rare 12yo 47.5% The long awaited new offering from from Buffalo Trace. Now part of the core-range, slightly higher ABV than the standard 10yo. Feels weird seeing it in a 70cl bottle. #Bourbon #Whiskey #Kentucky

I have never been so less shocked in my entire life

Why can't our political leader look this cool? I immediately want a baguette and an incredibly cheap, but good bottle of red.

Epic lunch 😎

Meg!! 🥰 youtu.be/XKeFLZYzYok?...

Those Filet-O-Fish, Quarter Pounder, Big Mac clogged arteries surely have to terminate that fat fucker any day now

It's still the finest single malt whisky that I've ever sampled. Pure poetry in a glass.

43% of Reform is now failed/disgraced Tories 😆 Starting to think this is going to massively backfire for Farage. We'll find out in May.

We're going to Counter Tariff bourbon aren't we?

Arrrrr! Avast Ye!! Absolute pair of Muppets on Hanover Street this afternoon. Thankfully very rare for Edinburgh. A 15yo and 17yo arrested.

Matt Bellamy done a "Dave Grohl"?

Trying to get my Epiphone booked into a shop to get the electronics fixed. Its unbelievable how many guitar shops have gone under over the last few years. Every city should have a good guitar shop.

This week's #Sourdough

Looks like Space Karen has been put in this place. X survives.

Looks like BBC News might finally be about to start using BlueSky

Still raging she didn't get that peerage 😭

This is a slam-dunk for the government where a big fine just wouldn't be good enough. It needs banning.

Which major company/personality is going to be the one who causes the X deactivation avalanche? One big "We're leaving because we don't want to be associated with AI generated child porn" announcement and its downfall time.

My level of respect for the government would go through the freaking roof if they shut down Twitter.

NEW BOTTLE FOR THE SHELF: John Haig & Co. Gold Lable late-1930s A real antique produced around the time of the Abdication of Edward VIII. The bottle will contain whisky produced around 100 years ago from long extinct distilleries. A real time-capsule of history. #Scotch #Whisky

Badass

All kicking off in Iran 🇮🇷

Where would we be now if that guy had aimed another inch to the right

Just finished Better Call Saul

Woken up with a headache the size of Greenland 🤒 #TopicalOffWorkSickHumour