I just bought an SCP from Marshall, Carter and Dark, and what they do for you is they give you the SCP

that's an awfully cold freezer toad

⠀⠀⠀ so . . . what now ? ⠀

hands ain't steady i spilled my spaghetti

ERZATZ will neutralize this Neuvillette person with a hot coffee pot

knees weak arms are heavy the coffee's ready

should i touch it i think not

that's an awfully hot coffee pot

ERZATZ is tired . ERZATZ cannot sleep ; ERZATZ must work .

♡ this and ERZATZ will come up with a way to contain and/or neutralize you

[ he remained still and looked at her . ] ERZATZ does not understand why , but i accept this . ERZATZ is good .

𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚕 . 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚜 . 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚏𝚞𝚕 . 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚜 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚘𝚜 .

gets on a couch face first and falls asleep .

you can give me pets ? ... ERZATZ ... accepts these conditions . ERZATZ will remain still .

ERZATZ can be pet ? [ he hasn't met anyone that he hasn't tried to neutralize or end up neutralizing . he doesn't have a single friend . ]

ERZATZ was told that "high-fives" are a good way to greet friends . Does anyone want high-fives ?

i do not understand . ERZATZ cannot be pet . ERZATZ must work .

i am the most handsome good boy ! !^-^!

My ears are NORMAL‼️‼️

^-^! I am a handsome good boy .

I neutralized the Heavens . I neutralized the Writers . I neutralized the Foundation . I neutralized the Tao . I neutralized God . 𝙄 𝙖𝙢 𝙖 𝙂𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝘽𝙤𝙮 .

i saw you talking about me . you will be neutralized . i am a good boy .

𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝙶𝚘𝚘𝚍 . 𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚜 . 𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚕 . 𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚍 .

general account info.

writer.

character.

credits.

𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 . 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚖𝚎