Noticed the guy mowing the backyard was hella fine, so I thought I would subtly suggest something from the bedroom window. #humpday #gay #hairy #ballstretching #nsfw

The real question is if this is the outfit I wear out tonight. #humpday #upkilt #gay #nsfw #ballstretching

I've been feeling out of it lately. I blame the Midwest climate. I did manage on this #humpday to pick my starter and get going in Leaf Green, though. #gaymer #gay #nsfw #hairy #ballstretching

My new dildo arrived just in time for #humpday. Now I just need someone to provide a steady hand to guide it.

Spent most of this #mcm sanding the bejesus out of some walls, so I needed a good shower afterwards. Thought I'd share. #nsfw #gay #hairy #ballstretching

Hope the neighbors don't mind the view. #nsfw #gay #hairy #ballstretching

First time I've ever had both of my biggest weights on at the same time. #sundayfunday #sundaynudes #gay #ballstretching #nsfw

I got a new tattoo in this special #fcf and #humpday double feature. #gay #nsfw #ballstretching

My hungover ass trying to put off braving the New York winter by playing with the cuck chair in my hotel room. #gay #kilt #upkilt #ballstretching #nsfw

POV: it's #humpday and I've been given the task of showing you what that means. #nsfw #gay #ballstretching

#mcm has me in a mood. Might delete later. We'll see. #gay #hairy

Gotta take advantage of the natural lighting this #fcf before the snow takes it all away. #nsfw #gay #hairy #ballstretching

On Wednesdays we wear our eyes on the inside while reading about the old blood. We also celebrate #humpday.

A happy #mcm to you all.

Forgot to post this for #fcf. I'm sure you can find it in your hearts to forgive me. And if you can't, I'm sure I can make it up to you somehow. #gay #nsfw #hairy #cock #ballstretching

I got myself a little something for Christmas. #gay #hairy #penispump #nsfw

I present for you this #scs something I call "bath time yoga for tasteless nudes". #softcocksaturday #gay #hairy #nsfw

Untangling string lights is always such a hassle. #humpday

This Thanksgiving I would be most thankful for a good serving of stuffing. Anybody have any they can spare?

#humpday always puts me in a mood 😈

#humpday comes once more A haiku for consumption Dildo or butt plug?

I've been told that you can tell a lot about a person based on this diagram. What does this say about me, I wonder.

I got some work done while in New York. I think I'm going to have to come back to get another on the other leg so there can be two mythic bitches giving major side-eye to anyone sucking me off. #gay #gaytatoo #hairy #gaycock

Happy #humpday from New York!

Me whenever I'm playing Hades 2 and come across Dionysus and his massive bulge. #gaymer #humpday

It's my birthday so I'm going to start with this and go from there. #gay #gayhairy #gaycock #ballstretching

Got distracted and forgot to post yesterday. It's the thought that counts though, yeah? #fcf

Happy #mcm y'all

Waking up furiously bricked must mean it's #fcf, right?

#humpday has me in a mood.

Trying to distract myself from imminent Silksong by contributing to #humpday

Ass Hammer for #humday. Forgot to post yesterday, but I'm sure it's ok.

@robbinstloo.bsky.social you are right. The ropes made a beautiful composition. Happy #mcm

Something something #humpday

Vibes #monochromemonday #mcm

They know when my sinuses are trying to bust out of my head Alien-style.

Figures as soon as I get ready to head to the pool at Sirenity, it starts to rain. Whomp whomp. Oh well, guess I'll have to find a way to entertain myself till it stops. Happy #fcf.

Work has been a bit of a bitch the last few weeks and my back has been feeling it. Nothing like #humpday to remind me to do some stretches.

Felt bad for missing #mcm and #humpday, so here is some make-up work.

Celebrating #fcf the only way I could think of.

Do you mind if I just nap here for a bit? I hope it's ok that I sleep naked. #humpday

Happy #humpday you beautiful people. Ignore the stoic expression; I suffer from chronic RBF.

Too tired for clever #humpday quippery and innuendo. I trust y'all to insert what's needed.

I have one rule whenever I play Baldur's Gate 3: dicks out at camp. Happy #mcm

I'm having a HARD time finishing this drawing...we have fun here. Happy #fcf y'all.

Happy #fcf. I hope y'all have a wonderful evening.

Happy #humpday

Just some ass play for #humpday

I got @steeleeroticart.bsky.social approval, so here's my nerdy ass trying to take a classy photo with my lightsaber.