Ah well. Last year’s Hawks would’ve dropped this one 6-2, and I probably shut this off halfway through the 2nd (at best) Knight has a lot to do with it, and the kids are doing…ok. Progress.

So there must be something wrong with my eyes apparently because everyone near me is “look at the northern lights!” I go outside and see fucking nothing. This isn’t the first time either.

And the Wolverines are officially pissy pants about it. Shame, that.

Hey hey Badger football! At least there’s A bright spot to this dismal season.

Not an IU fan by any stretch, but don’t let THIS team give them their first loss.

🎶 here come the Hawks, the bearable Blackhawks…🎶

Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"

caleb williams fit a piss missile between four defenders when they absolutely needed it and they'll call this the Flacco game 3 passing TDs, 1 receiving TD, 53 yards rushing. swing on these nuts.

*Vince Vaughn narration* In a game that was dubbed The Cincy Miracle…

I think I can say the Hail Mary loss has been paid back

LOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOOLOLOLLLL

All of this is because a receiver’s finger touched a shoulder pad on accident.

Announcers are like “this in unbelievable” and every Bears fan is like “no it is not.”

Hey kids, remember the Commanders game last season? Well, wait ‘til you get a load of this…

When you were alive and witnessed the Mike Brown game vs the Browns…you don’t feel 100% great right now.

Honestly if I’m calling their plays, I’d just switch to this now.

Ref, switches mic on: “We’d like to thank Cincinnati for letting us look at that again. Touchdown, Chicago.”

That’s what I thought. Uhhh he had the ball and broke the plane, sooooo that’s a touchdown actually.

Yeah Caleb doesn’t need to throw another pass. Finish them on the ground. Burn clock.

MORE. Don’t let that sentient traffic cone float up the long passes.

FINALLY. They finally got to the statue of Flacco.

Flacco is just floating up 50/50 balls and the Bears defensive backs are bewildered

Bears 2min defense:

It is impossible to overstate the level of offensiveness of a lifetime of the wealthy and chattering classes telling the rest of us our immiseration is caused by occasionally spending a few extra dollars on a fucking treat to escape the gray haze of poverty and hand to mouth choices.

Ravens dude also literally lead with his helmet. But alrighty. Also that false start near the goal line was horseshit - just Raven d lineman standing above and pointing until the refs threw a flag.

I think of the goose meme when I see the possessive used incorrectly. The Blue Jay’s what???

Hawks?

“Rain dance!”

Favorite movie. Forever.

It’s a bit messy, it’s a bit undisciplined, but by golly the Hawks are kinda fun to watch right now…markedly different from the last bad AND boring two seasons.

I thought these Ducks jerseys looked familiar.

Now put it in god damn end zone!

Bears defense: here’s that set up for you. Bears offense:

Beautiful. FAFO , dickbag. And if this wasn’t filmed, he’d absolutely be on Fox crying about how the “scary and mean antifas attacked me for no reason.”

The Badgers, they’re bad, folks.

Fuck the Brewers

Looking forward to the “at least we beat Chicago” and the “NL Runner Up” banner à la the Nashville Predators.

It’s 70° at 8pm in Madison WI on October 17th. Folks, get outside tonight if you can.

Walk it off, Moody! Good night, D.C. there will be no encore.

Amy Poehler hosting SNL tonight. And…Amy…

It's good to see the Brewers are following in the Packers'tradition of "beating Chicago is good enough" which will have to comfort them when they get smoked by the Dodgers

Welp. The current good thing about anything WI related is Clue is on the local Madison PBS. Flipped to it as soon as Carson hit it to short.