"Uh... Valentine's Day is coming up... Happy Couples really feel the need to run it in."

... Somebody honestly just needs to trick Ellie into going to a lesbian bar or something. She doesn't drink, so just tell her that they have really good burgers or something...

...Boob hat wouldn't be entirely disagreeable, either.

Boob pillows... Thigh pillows... Need...

...Okay, maybe Ellie actually just needs to get laid-

Ahem. While Ellie DEFINITELY isn't attracted to girls or anything, she does kind of want to have a woman sitting on her lap right now.

"Watts going on folks?~ Feeling sparky?~ Welcome, welcome~" Oh dear, there's another Electric type streamer in town... This one's made by BadJokesLucia, so you know this will be a mess. He/him adult muse. Adult writer. MDNI.

"...I wonder what fairies taste like." ...Uh. Ellie. That sounds more sinister than it should be.

"...Did I say 'Throw books more lightly' or did I say 'Don't throw books'?"

WHACK- "What the hell?! Don't throw books!"

REALLY likes fairies. Like... A lot. Like... A little too much. Like... Enough that she wouldn't be in denial about it.

Speaking of multiple wives, more women need to reach out to Ellie in general. She needs an active social life again.

Unscheduled reminder: Ellie could have multiple wives and still be in denial about liking women.

"Sex isn't real, what are you all talking about-" ...Ellie, you can only be in denial about so many things...

"...I am the only half attractive person on any of the dating apps I've tried. Some of these people are being, as the kids say, 'hard carried' by filters, excessive makeup, and styled hair. Show your natural selves, cowards."

"I may be straight," Lie detected. "But even I will admit that boobs are quite nice." Truth detected!

"...I have just realized that the next Holiday to be grumpy over will be Valentine's Day."

"We who live in the darkness, our songs and thirst are both for life. Painted as undead, yet we treasure life the most." Another OC by BadJokesLucia Dark topics guaranteed. Tied to lore in a friend's Pokemon verse storyline, though a great deal of wandering leads to multiverse compatibility.

"...Ladies, kisses are not a valid tip for your waiters or waitresses." ...She says that, but Ellie has a variety of lipstick marks on her face...

"...Why are so many women bringing their own mistletoe into the diner today...?" ...The diner is open on Christmas Eve? Good to know.

"...I want to punch the guy from the 100 girlfriends anime. Save some for others, fucker. All harem protagonists should explode. Bring back monogamy."

Ellie certainly isn't a social butterfly, but even introverts start getting hurt when the loneliness is too heavy for too long. So a hug at least holds off the inevitable crash out.

Uh. A hug is nice, but it really doesn't change the fact that it feels like the city's population randomly got cut in half at some point-

Everything outside of the shell is an empty void right now... But a shopping trip sounds nice at any rate.

The mall hasn't gone out of business yet? Good for them.

...Ellie was thinking something more materialistic, but...

Well... Nobody of note seems to be around, so Sylvi won't go too wild with her #SeductiveSunday. She'll save that for a time when it won't utterly go to waste. This one can just be used to try bringing some life back into people.

Ahem. Spoil her. She deserves it.

Ellie has zero Christmas cheer between hearing Christmas music all day and watching couples make last minute Christmas plans over dinner at the diner.

"...Happy couples explode."

Down horrendous after seeing a friend buy a figure of a top tier milf.

In theory, waifus would probably like Ellie more than they'd like their simps. "...I have the strangest feeling that somebody is talking about me."

"Fine, fine. I suppose I have skipped too many of the perverted theme days this week. I will offer a little of everything to compensate. Here is my Titty Tuesday, Wagon Wednesday, and Thigh Thursday. Enjoy, horndogs." Sylvi, please, people are going to get obsessed-.

Santa dresses...

Ellie's actually devastated on the inside over not being around to watch the Titty Tuesday shenanigans yesterday. Not that she'd admit to it.

For this week's #SeductiveSunday, Sylvi has opted to present a rare look into her casual, comfortable, at home look. People are probably into that. ...People are probably also into questioning if she's wearing shorts under that hoodie or not.

"Ah, well..." Ellie does appreciate the interest, but... "You do remember that I'd be working, right? I wouldn't be able to just drop everything for a chat. It would be nice to see you around, especially if you can find a menu item you enjoy, but I'll be busy."

"It has its ups and downs. It all depends on the customers. Some are pleasant, some are entertaining, some are annoying." The regulars all adore her, at least, so they're always pleasant. Everybody else is a mystery until they sit down.

"I'm mostly a waitress. Sometimes I do some prep work in the kitchen or help with the dishes. It's nothing too exciting." It's all in line with normal restaurant work, just with bosses she can genuinely trust.

"Not most of the time. This was a pretty rare case." She'd give a shrug... Aaaaand then start twisting her back. She can already tell that she'll be stiff in the morning. The first snow of the year is always the toughest. "Dad hurt his knee a while back and shouldn't be on the snow and ice yet."

...Ellie can't even bring herself to hide it today. She wants to be held by women. Soft... Warm...

"I was just resting a bit after shoveling the snow here. My family owns this diner." She could have just gone back inside, but... She got a little too hot in her coat while working, so the cold outside is almost kind of nice for now. "...Hopefully we don't get more snow by opening time tomorrow."

"Even if I wasn't in denial-" Oh hey, Ellie's borderline admitting to liking women. She must be very passionate about this- "I would not pay to see your sluttery. I could find better relief material for free. Get a nine to five job."

To be more fair: Mozzarella sticks trigger immense greed and no desire to share.

"Ah, right-" Introductions. Those are a thing outside of the whole, 'Hi, I'm Ellie and I'll be your waitress tonight' silliness. "I'm Ellie. Nice to meet you."

No no, the mozzarella sticks are separate from the lewd thoughts- Lady and the Tramp-ing a mozzarella stick does not sound fun.

Countless lewd thoughts in her head... And a craving for mozzarella sticks. Very odd combination.

"Oh. Um. Sure." She was just taking a breather on a bench after shoveling snow away from the diner, but... At least having somebody to talk to will help her avoid looking like a weirdo out here by herself. She'll just scoot over to make a bit of space in the bench.

Blink. "Hello. Can I help you with something?" Ellie's... Not used to being approached, either. This girl is such a disaster...

Ellie can talk to people just fine. Finding new people who catch her attention enough to make her want to approach them is the hard part. It would definitely be easier if she was some fairytale protagonist who everybody flocked to.