Eleanor
@piningduckling.bsky.social
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A young lady who wishes to live her own fairy tale.
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"One day, she will adore me... E-everybody! I said everybody will adore me! Ignore my slip of the tongue! ...W-why am I whispering to myself...?" OC migrated from the other place. Adult writer, adult muse. Fluff and slice of life focus.
over 1 year ago
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The feminine urge to get several girlfriends but still claim to be straight.
about 1 month ago
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//It's gonna be so over for all of us if I ever make an openly horny account instead of just the occasional down bad jokes-.
about 1 month ago
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Every time Ellie speaks, she gets blatantly more down bad.
about 1 month ago
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"They say don't stick your dick in crazy, but... Honestly, if that was the only option provided to me, I would if I could." ...Hey Ellie? What the hell?
about 1 month ago
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"...Understandable." Ellie no.
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about 1 month ago
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"How did that baby monkey get a girlfriend before me?!" Oh- Ellie's so outraged that she forgot to be in denial. Neat.
about 1 month ago
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"Lesbians obviously aren't real. If they were, then I would have been asked out by one by now." Oh. She's not just in denial about herself anymore.
about 2 months ago
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...Ellie also needs cheesecake.
about 2 months ago
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...No but really, Ellie needs pretty girls who will finally make her stop living in denial.
about 2 months ago
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Ellie needs the whole wife, not just the ass.
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about 2 months ago
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"Waifus Wednesday? ...Well I'm single, so..." Fix that. Fix that. Fix that. Give Ellie a girlfriend.
about 2 months ago
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"...Agreed-" ELLIE?!
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about 2 months ago
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"...I don't even like milk. Why am I craving it right now?"
about 2 months ago
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Ellie's legs hurt... ...It's one of those surprisingly warm for the season days, so there was a surprising amount of customer cleavage on display at the diner today. Her guard was down because of winter... She had to retrain herself to crouch next to the table instead of staying standing...
about 2 months ago
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Girl-kisser-in-denial maybe needs to be publicized again so she can stop talking to herself.
#MVRP
#OCRP
2 months ago
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"...Wait, isn't today Tuesday? Why haven't I seen any tits today?" Ellie, your true interests are showing...
2 months ago
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...CRUNCH! ...Ellie didn't have the patience to let her Uncrustable thaw before she started eating it. She obviously needs a girlfriend to keep her mind occupied so she doesn't get so impatient.
2 months ago
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Everybody except Ellie knows what Ellie is.
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2 months ago
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"...God I need to get la- Ahem!" Ellie's thoughts almost slipped out...
2 months ago
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Like, okay, sure. Maybe Ellie WOULD absolutely crumble and melt under a woman's attention, but that's just because she's touch starved! She still insists that she's not attracted to women! ...Not that she'd object to some hugs from the right woman. Or cuddles. Or kisses. Or-
#SeductiveSunday
2 months ago
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Ellie hasn't seen any women showing off today... Why does she feel so disappointed?
2 months ago
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Ellie has had Nimi Nightmare's jiggle physics stuck in her head for over 24 hours now. "...Other people's wives are something special." Wait no Ellie please no-
2 months ago
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Still needs like ten girlfriends.
2 months ago
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Just imagine Ellie doing a Seductive Sunday. Her faceclaim doesn't get enough attention to do anything-
2 months ago
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Would actually crumble if a busty woman hugged her right now.
2 months ago
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Ellie's kind of... Super down bad tonight. Not that she'll admit it.
2 months ago
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"It's not gay if it's in a three way...? What the hell are you talking about...?" Obviously that means Ellie can keep being in denial if she has two girls at the same time. Y'know, because of the lack of specification.
2 months ago
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"I appreciate that several girls gave me chocolates yesterday, but..." Yes yes, Ellie still thinks she's strai- "Please don't bring outside food or drink to the diner, even if it's a gift for staff members." ...Oh. She's not jumping right to being in denial for once.
3 months ago
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"Uh... Valentine's Day is coming up... Happy Couples really feel the need to run it in."
3 months ago
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... Somebody honestly just needs to trick Ellie into going to a lesbian bar or something. She doesn't drink, so just tell her that they have really good burgers or something...
3 months ago
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...Boob hat wouldn't be entirely disagreeable, either.
3 months ago
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Boob pillows... Thigh pillows... Need...
3 months ago
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...Okay, maybe Ellie actually just needs to get laid-
3 months ago
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Ahem. While Ellie DEFINITELY isn't attracted to girls or anything, she does kind of want to have a woman sitting on her lap right now.
3 months ago
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reposted by
Eleanor
Watts
3 months ago
"Watts going on folks?~ Feeling sparky?~ Welcome, welcome~" Oh dear, there's another Electric type streamer in town... This one's made by
BadJokesLucia
, so you know this will be a mess. He/him adult muse. Adult writer. MDNI.
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"...I wonder what fairies taste like." ...Uh. Ellie. That sounds more sinister than it should be.
3 months ago
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"...Did I say 'Throw books more lightly' or did I say 'Don't throw books'?"
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3 months ago
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WHACK- "What the hell?! Don't throw books!"
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3 months ago
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REALLY likes fairies. Like... A lot. Like... A little too much. Like... Enough that she wouldn't be in denial about it.
3 months ago
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Speaking of multiple wives, more women need to reach out to Ellie in general. She needs an active social life again.
3 months ago
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Unscheduled reminder: Ellie could have multiple wives and still be in denial about liking women.
3 months ago
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"Sex isn't real, what are you all talking about-" ...Ellie, you can only be in denial about so many things...
3 months ago
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"...I am the only half attractive person on any of the dating apps I've tried. Some of these people are being, as the kids say, 'hard carried' by filters, excessive makeup, and styled hair. Show your natural selves, cowards."
3 months ago
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"I may be straight," Lie detected. "But even I will admit that boobs are quite nice." Truth detected!
4 months ago
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"...I have just realized that the next Holiday to be grumpy over will be Valentine's Day."
4 months ago
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