"I think what I'm saying is ... I'm unbearably depressed, and I don't know the way out." "Do you want to watch some sad episodes of Succession?" "... yes please."

Tseng doesn't have time to celebrate his birthday, but don't worry, the Turks treat him by making his coffee for him.

It's my birthday! 🥳🎂🎉 Normally I celebrate by posting some writing, but it seems I've forgotten exactly how to write at all 😅 So let's have some fun today. Share your thoughts on how different Shinra folk would celebrate their birthdays! Fun, cute, bittersweet, I want to hear them all 🙌

what Shinra does to a mf

I came back from mini-hiatus to read a post from @cbullet.bsky.social about Tseng and Aerith, and I felt compelled to share this one again. I wrote this five years ago, and still feel the same now. archiveofourown.org/works/26902432 #shinrafuckers #ff7turks

Had a dream of playable Tseng on the outskirts of Nibelheim who encounters a disoriented half-feral Vincent, just escaped from the labs. It turns into an escort mission because Vincent isn't strong enough to run, and isn't lucid enough to defend himself. It is painfully slow, but all high stakes.

(Before I vanish, let me just share some photos of the sky being incredible out here) (you're welcome)

@masksarehot.bsky.social MASKS!!! They had Tekken Tag at the arcade today and I thought of you and I hope you don't mind but I had to check for your username and you're here!!! I hope you're well 💖💖💖💖💖💖

@rustycactuar.bsky.social I got your message but I can't read DMs at the moment due to bsky's stupid age verification! 😭

Also am still having fun rolling these around in my brain and will have fun to post soon. Still accepting suggestions!

Gonna be absent for a week or so so don't go posting anything too hot while I'm gone, ok?

Arcade date revenge

LRP One day I'm going to get @cbullet.bsky.social to design every inch of my wardrobe

#shinrafuckers #elena #ff7

#shinrafuckers #elena #rufusshinra

Fuck it, we move 💪 PROMPT TIME! Feed me two ingredients: a character (ideally Shinra), and a materia. I wanna cook with magic.

I love that no matter HOW people write Rude (murderer, toxic, romantic, or just a dude) he always…. ALWAYS has one thing in common with his other selves. Fiercely loyal and Protective of Reno. Really and truly, my entire heart.

In the last two days alone I have attended a silent book club, worked in silence til 04:30 and have attended a three-hour yin yoga workshop. My skeleton wants to explode from my body

The problem with working from home is that there is no one to stop you from signing on at 01:30 to finish the work you didn't manage to complete earlier in the day.

Silent book club ✔️ Silent book club social mixer ❌️ (This, from the extrovert 🤣)

They fucked with the timelines, and on a mission to Nibelheim Sephiroth begins experiencing them all at once.

In other news someone stop me from plotting out another multi-chapter, because A) I haven't written properly for a year, and B) it takes me five times as long to write as anyone else. My last multi-chapter took years. Realistically it should've taken weeks 💀😅

I just described trans people as "people who have upgraded their gender", and honestly? I stand by it.

Someone a long time ago mentioned Cloud and Tseng, and I completely forgot I wrote this in response. #ffviiturks #shinrafuckers

IM SO HAPPY MY OLD MAN YAOI Is BaCK!!! 😭😭😭 #Cherik #AvengersDoomsDay

You know what, fuck all the negativity, I'm gonna say it: I really like the latest Doomsday trailer. There, that wasn't so hard, was it!

So today I fell over on the ice and hurt my knee so badly that I had to crawl-slide the remaining 15 feet home. How did I manage this massive indignity? Spent every second imagining Reno seductively crawling towards Tseng 😎

Is there anything in canon to suggest that Vincent was always as quiet and haunted as he is now? Because honestly I hc him as being quite the opposite as a Turk, cocky and flirty with Veld, initially a bit of a Lothario with Lucrecia until he truly falls for her.

sepehesis week, day 1: archiveofourown.org/works/76917476 #sephesis #sephesisweek

Published this problematic kinky fic with no redeeming qualities: archiveofourown.org/works/768820... (Reno + Monster-fucking, non-con, Don Corneo being his terrible self.)

(This reminds me, especially if you're one of the people who has messaged me here in the last six months, my bird app DMs are still open! 😘)

#shinrafuckers #rufusshinra #elena Happy new year!

Need private accounts so I can lock this up and make a writing one. How do you guys manage this? Separate accounts? Let followers suffer through your depression whining in hopes they will find some fandom in the cracks? Just don't have any depression whining? (Good for you)

I briefly flitted back to the bird app for something, and BOY was I reminded just how heavily filtered my bsky content is 🤯 And yes I do need to fix it, because I am missing out on a LOT, but I forgot the horror of being in public and suddenly scrolling to a close-up of Zack Fair's junk 😳🤣

Man I am so ready to get back on my bullshit* (*talking about fic I will never complete) I can feel Midgar in my heart again.

What I would give to be able to play the lead up to the Nibelheim Incident from Sephiroth’s POV 😍

DO YOU LOVE FANFICTION!?? #podfic? Do you also enjoy #hualian , #zhongchi , #yanshen , #promptis or the Turks from #ff7? WELL GUESS WHAT - my AO3 library has you covered 🔥 archiveofourown.org/users/go_ask... AO3 is the only site where my handle is different - I always forget to mention it! haha

I'm not gonna lie, lads, the only thing in my head right now is Tseng Vincent monsterfucking.

“𝑊ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑠 𝑏𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑙𝑑'𝑠 𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝑑𝑑𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑑𝑒𝑠𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑘𝑦” Happy belated Solstice, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year #genesisrhapsodos #sephiroth #FF7 #FinalFantasyVII

It's been a pretty challenging Christmas, I'll be honest, but at least I've made it through this one without being hospitalised, so that's probably an improvement on previous.

Merry Christmas, let’s collectively agree to take next year off.

And if you really want to get stuck in, here is a short little series from a few years back. Features Rude's decorating skills, again. Found family vibes, best suited for between Christmas and New Year. archiveofourown.org/works/282258... Be warm, be cozy, and enjoy 🎄🖤 #ff7turks #shinrafuckers

I didn't post anything new this year, but I still want to share some old cozy Christmas warmth with you. Please have this short little gem from a couple of years ago, because I am obsessed with Rude having impeccable decorating skills. archiveofourown.org/works/52495210

Real talk though idk how I'm meant to. I work just over full time, sure, but not by much, and I am currently not going to the gym or indeed doing much outside of work. And yet I somehow still haven't had time for hobbies this year? So I don't know what to cut down to free time up!

OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO WRITE NEXT YEAR JUST LET ME WRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Tseng. Aerith. Zack. Northern Crater. I mean, what more could you possibly ask for?

Doing well, in case you were wondering. (At least the sleep I DO get is good though, right??)

I think everyone should be entitled to a barber they can test new pronouns with 😳❤️

Commissions open! Hi there, I'm Selene and I'm a writer. I'll take requests for fanfics as well as original pieces. Below you'll find fandoms, guidelines and pricing. Feel free to DM me with any questions. My Ao3 and commission form will be linked in the replies. #ficcommissions #writingcommissions