joker. y’know i actually played the game to make a list of night city slang in preparation for this account and yet i hardly need it LOL the slang is very interesting though. And the game is sick so time well spent

( Man, he’s itching to use his Sandy… But he’s gotta be extra careful now. )

Good to know I’m not the only time displaced one..

joker. frankly i need to rewatch cyberpunk to do david justice but like. I don’t wanna go through that again so

So weird to see hella people without chrome out here...

Who the hell is Wendy?

An’ I’m late, but… Happy Mother’s Day, Ma. ( He kisses two of his fingers, and extends them to the sky. )

Man.

Geez… Stupid ass cops. ( He mutters. She does seem apologetic, though. Doesn’t look like any copper he’s seen, either. ) What, the bigwigs too scared to pack their own iron?

joker. this account wasn’t spurred on from it but i love my david avatar it looks sooo good

It still looks stupid.

It looks stupid, man.

Ew.

It literally says every answer is horse, you gonk. Whatever that is…

Okay.

Choom… 💧

Uugh… yeah, sleepin’ under a bridge is NOT comfortable.

joker. i watch ONE episode of edgerunners again . ONE. and this is what happens

Geez, none of these gonks have any chrome. Where the hell’d I go?

( David was hardly aware himself; wherever the hell he is, it ain’t like Night City. It’s nothing awe-inspiring, but it sure is funky… Unfortunately, this causes him to crash hard into Zhu. For a moment, he fires up his Sandevistan, just to catch his fall. )

Ha. Thanks, choom. Me too.

‘S one of the top corpos. Gonks’re corrupt from top to bottom. Think of any disgusting low, and they’ll do it with a smile on their face. Trust me, not having Arasaka in the future’s a blessing.

Heh… least that means someone did it. Hopin’ it was me, though.

They don’t got Arasaka over there either????

{{ "evil" "chicago"

‘Saka tower, choom. Gonna raze it all.

Thanks. An’ the names David. Don’t forget it, ‘cause I’ll be at the top soon.

That seems unnecessary, choom… I’m a streetkid, not an inventor. Knowin’ you can regrow hands or whatever doesn’t do shit for me.

💧… ‘S probably fine. You didn’t name-drop whatever crazy chrome shit you got over there.

Uh… Not sure what the hell that means either. You got time police or some shit?

joker. hello morging of the devil? 🤔

What?

( He leans back, hands still in his hoodie pockets. ) Huh. Sounds like a gonk move, but hey, you do you.

Shhit. Really? What, they don’t got chrome that far in…? 💧

( He leans in, taking a good look at the person before him. No sock? No chrome, either? ) And you look stuck in the past. No chrome?

Tch.

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