Who’s going to fight the pug for the leg triangle?

Post-choir concert tubby. It’s cold and snowy, but the fire pit keeps me warm while I prepare for my chunk dunk.

My beard pic submissions for my work’s Movember challenge. I swept all categories, except congeniality, and got to expose my décolletage to my colleagues. #movember2025 #saunahat #chunkdunk

Turkey was plump this year. What’s your favorite part of the bird? #thanksgiving2025 #stuffedbear #glistening #chubbybear #daddybearstatus

Casual Friday at work got a little extra casual. Anything to help make my sales goals. #daddyisworking #nameyourprice

More tub action. Belly is a little more than a handful at 438lbs. Also, is this a Speedo or Speedon’t? #chunkdunk #chubbybear

Rub-a-dub-dub, this chub’s in a tub. Post workout tubby was a must, but I shut down the heaters and added 60lbs of ice into it first. #chubbybear #chubsintubs

Free hotel breakfasts in Chicago just hit differently. T-shirt brought to you by: 2021 Reykjavík Bear #rvkbear #makesuretotipyourserver #bearswhotravel #chubbybear #daddybear #graybeard #huskular #fatwithtraps

Kooper had a hard day of snacking’ and nappin’. Dramatic angle was his idea.

Ground control to Major Homo: My new undies are out of this world. #spaceballs #bigbangenergy #uranusormine #bellythatwalk #nebulabutmakeitfashion #huskular #chubbybear #daddybear #bearsofbluesky

Does anyone else have a dog who gaslights them? Kollette comes up for pets, starts throwing paws, then says I started it and now I’m overreacting. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ She cuddled later and said she forgave me for my transgressions. #whorescuedwho <- “who rescued who,” not “whores cues who.” #bearsofbluesky

Masc for mask in the hot tub tonight. #charcoalmask #selfcare #daddybearstatus #chubbybear #titsup #theseporesareclear

Always happy to be a dog pillow. #chubbybear #bearsofinstagram #bearsofbluesky

Early morning in the office. Shirt already found a stain and drinking outta my Fat Boy. #fatboy #chubby #chubbybear #beardedbear #daddybesrstatus #dontblamemeididntvoteforhim