.-. TRUMP AND BILLIONAIRES CHOW ON CHINESE FOOD Americans are paralyzed with doubt As Trump brings all his cronies with clout ..they cause great distress ..eating Panda Express And then selling the rest of us out. #china #TrumpEpsteinCoverup #impeachfelon47 #EpsteinsBestFriend

.-. TRUMP PAINTS A REFLECTING POOL Donald Trump is too dumb to reject A plan with an obvious defect ..without any constraint ..he is using blue paint In a pool that’s supposed to reflect. #reflectingpool #tRumpDespisedbyWorld #edwardlear #limerickday

.-. IRAN AND TRUMP HUMILIATE TRUMP CRONIES Despite all their attempts at deceit Trump cronies may start to retreat ..they tried to sound tough ..til Iran called their bluff And delivered an epic defeat. #TrumpMustStepDown #petehegseth #ImpeachandConvictTrump

.-. HEROIC MINNEAPOLIS PROTESTORS As Protestors protest in the street Donald Trump will face certain defeat ..in the middle of winter ..Trump’s support will splinter And ICE should be forced to retreat. #iceoutnow #iceout #minnesota #releasetheepsteinfiles #prettigood

.-. TRUMP LIES AND LIES AND LIES AGAIN Donald Trump just announced with a scream That he’s destroying the American Dream ..but if there is doubt ..he’ll lie and he’ll shout Because he thinks his power’s supreme. #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ImpeachTrump #Presidentialaddress

.-. TRUMP CALLS FOR DEMOCRAT HANGINGS Every time Donald Trump is harangued He brags about girls he banged ..but when Democrats push back ..his best counter-attack Is to call for them all to be hanged. #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles #pedopiggy #piggytrump

‪.-.‬ ‪TRUMP SICKENS CEO WITH DEADLY GAS‬ ‪Republicans are starting to crack‬ ‪From breathing Trump’s dirty blowback‬ ‪..but it wasn’t too smart‬ ‪..when they heard him fart‬ ‪And someone had a heart attack.‬ ‪#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ovaloffice #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles ‬

.-. SPEAKER JOHNSON’S DERELECTION OF DUTY As he plans his next line of attack Mike Johnson is starting to crack ..he says like a perv ..Grivalva will serve But only if I call Congress back. #adelita #adelitagrijalva #mikejohnson #RepublicanShutdown #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

.-. REPUBLICANS MOCK NO KINGS PROTESTS Republicans are pulling the strings With all of the mud that it slings ..they’ll casually frown ..against #GovernmentShutdown But won’t dare stand up against Kings. #NoKings #RepublicanShutdown #MAGACultMorons #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

.-. SPEAKER JOHNSON SUPPORTS TAXPAYER-FUNDED SHUTDOWN VACATIONS Mike Johnson the Speaker can say The government is shutdown today ..from his Washington dome ..he sent the House home & gave them vacation with pay. #mikejohnson #governmentshutdown2025 #TrumpsGovernmentShutdown

.-. RAMBLING TRUMP BRAGS TO UN FOR AN HOUR At the UN, Donald Trump gave his speech Like a dullard who’s attempting to preach ..it seems like a gamble ..to spew and to ramble And brag that he lives on a beach. #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #TrumpIsOnTheEpsteinList #UNGA80

‪.-.‬ ‪TRUMP IRKED BY 97% BAD PRESS REPORTS‬ ‪Donald Trump is beginning to preach‬ ‪He learned lessons that he’d like to teach‬ ‪..he’d like to impress‬ ‪..that he gets such Bad Press‬ ‪& now he has to cancel Free Speech.‬ ‪#FreedomOfSpeech #FreeSpeech #TrumpIsAGlobalLaughingStock #fcc‬

.-. FCC CHAIR CARR CANCELS FREE SPEECH ON TV FCC Chairman Brendan Carr Is acting like a King or a Tsar ..he’d like to declare ..that Kimmel and Colbert Are taking their free speech too far. #FreeSpeech #JimmyKimmelLive #Colbert #brendancarr #FCC #Project2025

.-. REPUBLICANS BLAME LEFTISTS FOR KIRK MURDER Republicans were quite quick to jump And ID each Leftist as a Chump ..they made a Big Error ..saying MURDER IS TERROR Though their Assassin’s a Supporter of Trump. #CharlieKirkdead #CharlieKirk #TylerRobinson #DemsUnited

.-. TRUMP’S FACE IS DROOPING AT MEMORIAL The Press may deliver a scoop That Trump looks like he’s out of the loop ..they’ll attempt to evoke ..that he just had a stroke & his face is beginning to droop. #trumpstroke #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles

.-. EPSTEIN TRUMP FILES PRESS CONFERENCE Donald Trump will declare by default All the Evidence is kept in a Vault ..but he’ll lose some mystique ..when the Survivors speak About the rapes & sexual assault. #EpsteinTrumpFiles #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp #trumpdead #trumpisunfit

.-. TRUMPFLATION IS WRECKING THE NATION Americans will say with a smile Republicans may stay in denial ..with all the #trumpflation ..still wrecking the Nation Because Trump is a pervy pedophile. #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

.-. PUTIN OWNS TRUMP, ATTACKS NATO ALLIES Donald Trump should be catching some flack Since it’s too late for him to backtrack ..he preached to the choir ..we need no ceasefire & now Russia is on the Attack. #PutinOwnsTrump #Russia #NATO #polanddefense #TrumpIsARussianAsset

.-. TRUMPFLATION IS WRECKING THE NATION Americans will say with a smile Republicans may stay in denial ..with all the #trumpflation ..still wrecking the Nation Because Trump is a pervy pedophile. #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

.-. TRUMP HECKLED AND BOOED AT DC DINNER Donald Trump may be misconstrued When he sat down for Steak and Seafood ..he made a wisecrack ..about the Russian attack So he's heckled & jeered & he's booed. #russiaIsATerroristState #TrumpIsARussianAsset #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

.-. TRUMP IGNORES PUTIN'S ATTACK ON POLAND After Russia's recent drone attack Donald Trump is beginning to crack ..he'd like to ignore ..Putin's liminal war While Poland just gets the blowback. #RussiaUkraine #poland #Putinspuppet #PutinOwnsTrump #russiaIsATerroristState

.-. TACO TRUMP IS BEGINNING TO POUT As people are raising new doubt #TACOTrump is beginning to pout ..from here to Morocco ..they’re calling him #TACO That’s cuz #TrumpAlwaysChickensOut. #TrumpTariffs #trumptaco #TACOTrump #TACO #TrumpIsAGlobalLaughingStock #trumprecession

.-. TACO TRUMP ALWAYS CHICKENS OUT The truth in case there was doubt Donald Trump may be losing his clout ..his tariffs will reveal ..he loses every deal That’s because Trump Always Chickens Out. #Trumptaco #tacotrump #trumptariffs #trumprecession

.-. TRUMP PLANNING A BIRTHDAY PARADE Donald Trump will celebrate his birth With a display that shows what he’s worth ..part of the charade ..is he’ll plan a parade That will be the biggest on Earth. #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #birthdayparade #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

.-. POOP DONALD HAS PAPAL DREAMS Donald Trump may look like a dope Deluded & unable to cope ..he acts like a bully ..pretending he’s Holy & dressing like a Catholic & Pope. #PopeFrancis #PoopDonald #TrumpIsBrainDead #TrumpIsAGlobalLaughingStock #trumpisunfit #PoopPantsis

.-. TRUMP CAVES TO CHINA IN TARIFFS WAR Donald Trump must have had quite enough With his bullying and acting so tough ..but we cannot ignore ..in the Trump Tariffs War China won by just calling his bluff. #TrumpTariffs #ChinaTrade #trumpcaved #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

.-. TRUMP RELEASES DETAILS FROM PHYSICAL Donald Trump is happy to admit The doctor said he’s healthy and fit ..but wonders never cease ..he’s not quite obese 6 foot 3 and still full of bullsh*t. #scaring #TrumpIsUnfit #TrumpPhysical #MAGACultMorons #TrumpMarketCrash

.-. SCARY RESULTS FROM TRUMP PHYSICAL Donald Trump would like to appear As a man who is driven by fear ..so his doctor’s declaring ..that there was a “scaring” Not a “scarring” on the top of his ear. #TrumpPhysical #TrumpStockMarketCrash #TrumpTariffs #TrumpIsUnfit

.-. TRUMP DECLARES NATIONAL EMERGENCY Donald Trump says with great urgency It’s a National Emergency ..he glares and he glowers ..about Extraordinary Powers And then teams up with the Insurgency. #TrumpTariffs #stockmarketcrash #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #nationalemergency

.-. WISCONSIN REBUKES MUSK ELECTION Though the results may look like a fluke Elon Musk must be ready to puke ..he’ll go on a tirade ..about the millions he paid But Wisconsin just delivered its rebuke. #WisconsinSupremeCourt #WisconsinElection #ElonMusk #WisconsinVotes

.-. VP VANCE THREATENS DENMARK Vice President Vance from a Military base Says that Denmark is not keeping pace ..so he makes the demand ..we’ll be taking Greenland So you better get out of this place! #JDVance #Vance #GreenlandNotForSale #Denmark #greenlanders

.-. PETE HEGSETH IS A WANNABE CRUSADER The reason we’re feeling betrayed Is the poor judgment Pete Hegseth displayed ..he shared secrets of the scheme ..with a War Planning Team & got tattoos for the next Trump Crusade. #PeteHegseth #HegsethMustResign #signalgate #Crusades #whiskeyleaks

.-. HEGSETH DRUNK TEXTS WAR PLANS ON SIGNAL Pete Hegseth will declare with some spunk The story about Signal is bunk ..for maximum impact ..ignored Espionage Act & then spilled the War Plans when drunk. #HegsethMustResign #yemengate #SignalGate #magacultmorons #petehegseth

‪.-.‬ ‪THE AMERICA FIRST THIRD REICH‬ ‪The Third Reich and America First‬ ‪Take actions that can’t be reversed‬ ‪..they both limit the vote‬ ‪..and complain and scapegoat‬ ‪And continue to try to do their worst.‬ ‪#AmericaFirst‬ ‪#ThirdReich‬ ‪#ElonMuskIsANazi #presidentmusk #MAGACultMorons ‬

.-. ELON MUSK AND HIS WEIRD BAG OF TRICKS Elon Musk would like to declare He’s a Genius and a Billionaire ..he’ll say, just for kicks ..I gotta lotta tricks Like I can balance silverware. #ElonMusk #PresidentMUSK #magacultmorons #TeslaStockCrash

.-. TRUMP DECLARES RUSSIAN VICTORY Donald Trump maybe breaking the news With an offer Putin cannot refuse ..he’ll declare with a grin ..A TOTAL RUSSIAN WIN That Ukraine was destined to lose. #RussiaUkraineWar #UkraineRussianWar #TrumpPutinsUsefulidiot #PutinsPuppet

.-. MUSK LOSES BILLIONS IN A FLASH With the billions he lost in a flash Elon Musk faces global backlash ..his rockets and cars ..are both leaving scars While causing a Stock Market crash. #ElonMusk #PresidentMusk #stockmarketcrash #DOGE #StockMarket #MuskorUs

.-. TRUMP ATTACKING ENOLA GAY FOR BEING GAY Donald Trump like the dumbest cliche Is putting his dumb on display ..it sounds like a joke ..he’s ratting out the woke By erasing the Enola Gay. #EnolaGay #DEI #WokeCensorship #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice www.newsweek.com/military-rem...

.-. TRUMP REDACTING EPSTEIN REPORT Donald Trump thinks that if we’re distracted His power will not be impacted ..so he’s telling Pam Bondi ..I’m better than Gandhi If the Epstein Report is redacted. #PamBondi #Epsteinfiles #EpsteinCoverUp #MAGACultMorons #TrumpIsNotInCharge

.-. ELON MUSK ATTACKING US WITH DOGE CHAINSAW Elon Musk with his babies and wives Doesn’t care if our country survives ..he’ll ignore the law ..while wielding chainsaw & attacking the #NationalArchives. #dogechainsaw #ElonMuskIsANationalSecurityThreat #MAGACultMorons #nara

.-. MUSK THREATENS TO FIRE FED WORK FORCE AND TRUMP Elon Musk has decided like a jerk remote workers are expected to shirk ..so he threatens the Nation ..because Trump’s on vacation And on Monday, won’t report to work. #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #muskisacriminal

.-. TRUMP BLAMES UKRAINE FOR RUSSIAN INVASION Donald Trump will attempt to exalt Russia for its military assault ..he takes the occasion ..to claim their invasion Is entirely the Ukrainians’ fault. #RussiaUkraineWar #SlavaUkraïni #RussianUkrainianWar #PutinOwnsTrump

.-. TRUMP SLASHING FAA AND AIR SAFETY The reason Donald Trump is so brash is he’s quite proud of the budgets he slashes ..he’ll deludedly say ..I slashed FAA Right after 8 recent plane crashes. #faa #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #MAGACultMorons #DOGE #DCplanecrash #seanduffy

.-. ELON MUSK MISREADS DOGE DATA DUMPS Elon Musk may attempt to refute Why the numbers do not quite compute ..he’s inciting the Aryans ..blaming centenarians And misinterpreting the data in dispute. #ElonMuskIsANationalSecurityThreat #DOGE #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice

‪.-.‬ ‪KING MUSK SPREADING RUSSIAN DISINFO‬ ‪Elon Musk to no one’s surprise‬ ‪Has power that the President denies‬ ‪..but he’s reshaping the norm‬ ‪..on his disinfo platform‬ ‪By spreading fake video and lies.‬ ‪#ElonMusk #TheTraitors #MagaCultMindVirus #USAIDGATE #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice ‬

.-. MATT GAETZ AND HIS UNDER-AGE DATES Former Congressman and rapist Matt GAETZ Found better ways to score on his dates ..his slickest solution ..was under-age prostitution When the girls were wearing roller skates. #mattgaetz #GaetzReport #MAGACultMorons #gaetz

.-. TRUMP NOMINATES GUILFOYLE FOR LESBOS After receiving her non-disclosure release Trump exploited Don Jr’s side piece ..Kimberly GUILFOYLE ..proved that she is loyal So he exiled her to Lesbos in Greece. #kimberlyguilfoyle #TrumpCabinet #TrumpJr #TraitorTrump

‪.-.‬ ‪TRAITOR TRUMP SHOULD BE DISQUALIFIED‬ ‪Americans could inspire a correction‬ ‪And the Courts can chart out a direction‬ ‪..here’s what they should do‬ ‪..is define a coup‬ ‪Because Trump’s guilty of insurrection.‬ ‪#TraitorTrump #insurrection #TrumpCheated #PutinIsaWarCriminal‬

.-. HEGSETH’S MOM MOUNTS CHARM OFFENSIVE Pete Hegseth is remaining quite calm About his racism, his drinking and Islam ..but he sure acts like a punk ..when empowered and drunk And that’s according to his Mom. #petehegseth #foxnews #TrumpCabinet #trumpcabinetpicks #hegseth