You know I’m trying to get over my fear of bugs but lemme tell you, if a Beautifly showed up, I wouldn’t hesitate to give it space so I didn’t hurt its wings, bc I actually don’t know the physical biology of Beautifly and can only assume they’re like butterflies and you don’t cuddle butterflies

Hey, so I took a look at some forum posts on political discourse because I apparently like to wind down by reading US politics???? But apparently there’s a non-zero amount of RWers already co-opting “quiet piggy,” just in case they try to tell you he said “Peggy”

Mfs will be like “we need to have a war room and circle the wagons so that we can come up with a good plan of attack for next week” and it’ll just be meetings to talk about releasing a website

Welp it’s a new holiday season and since it’s my first on Bluesky, here’s my evergreen opinion on the yearly Starbucks holiday cup controversy: If I have to pretend to care about a stupid coffee cup from a company that screws over their baristas *ONE* more year, I might lose it

I thought I had saved memes after this one but when the universe speaks we listen 🥰🥰🥰

Just went shopping at Aldi (where we have consistently had 99 cent gallons of whole milk) and I think the cheapest pound of ground beef I found was around 12 or 13 bucks 😭 thankfully the ground turkey was only 5 bucks but maybe “denying reality” is a bad economic policy

You hate the Spider-Man set bc you think the cards are dumb I hate the Spider-Man set because of the card Rent is Due and I don’t want to be reminded of that We are not the samr

Crazy how the “our elections are under siege by early voting” people are really quiet this year during early voting, weird

You know I knew Jesse Waters was like unhinged but I just realized how crazy it was to make a “joke” about bombing the UN like 2 weeks after 9/11 Like I’m not saying that it was a good idea any other time but it feels worse timing wise

So according to my understanding of the rapture, now comes 7 years of tribulations, which is gonna be a hard sell since we’ve been going through 10 years of tribulations already

I think the funniest part of that guy that moved his entire family to Russia to escape woke and is now drafted in the Russian army is that he doesn’t speak Russian, so he migrated to another country without speaking the language, and I can assume his thoughts on people doing that here so

So if they’re trans, they’ve been forcefully outed IN UTAH and cooperating with authorities, is shocked that this happened, and is having their life under scrutiny. Meanwhile the white cis man who actually shot the guy isn’t cooperating and we’re gonna hunt down the trans woman,

Imagining a world where this is what causes gun control to get actual traction

At this point, it’s like a toss up when I’m talking to myself whether it’s English or Russian, which is fun bc no one else I know speaks Russian 🙃

Finally got around to listening to Sabrina’s new album and I gotta be honest, the original picture (the controversial one) is such a powerful statement in tandem with her album, all in all, good listen :)

I’m imagining an errata where every spell cast with that mana requires you to offer your opponent a snack every time. “Alright I cast ponder. Do you want anything? Uh all on top I’ll shuffle, yeah, okay draw, alright lightning bolt, are you sure you don’t want a snack? Like not even a little peckish

You know I’m thinking more and more about that lil military training drill Hegseth and RFK did for the Make America Healthy Again initiative and I know for me, what really gets me motivated is seeing my leaders set an example, our Commander in Chief should join in for extra morale :)

You know, after today I realized the onion was right theonion.com/when-youre-f... honestly it’s impressive

I’ve been thinking about it and I think Small World might be the perfect Yugioh card, it influences deck building decisions, gives some really neat ways to utilize cards that might not be as good in the matchup (Maxx C vs. Floo in MD) and it’s such a shakeup from how we view cards, I love it

I’m going to make this a video at some point but I’m saying this here and being done because it’s honestly just angering and scaring and frustrating me.

I’d also like to shoutout what quickly has become my favorite part of Gamescom opening night: Unbeatable! It’s such a beautiful game and the demo looks like it’s going to be exactly what we need right now

If you are in 2025 claiming that Gavin Newsom is the solution to Trump, you clearly don’t understand why Dem popularity is at an all time low. Yes, Gavin is resisting and yes it is good to do so. To claim that he must be or presidential nominee in 2028 is just latching on to the first option

Listening to Tom Morello and thinking about right wing reactionaries who will unironically say things like “Rage Against The Machine rages for the machine now” bc they’re “woke” and not at any point examine their own beliefs for it and how that intersects with people angry at THPS 3+4 for (1/2)

I think the most interesting part about the whataboutism of “Biden was incoherent so Trump can be incoherent” is that they aren’t refuting the claim that Trump is showing actual mental decline, they’re just saying that because they think Biden has started to slow down, it’s okay for Trump to

I can’t believe Joe Biden left office with the “jobs created” switch and turned it to “off” for this jobs report :(

I know I’m preaching to the choir here, but I think it’s incredibly disgusting that Mike Johnson wants to release only “credible” files. Those files detail a ring of pedophiles grooming and raping children and we’re focusing on the reputation of people in the files

Sometimes you can hear a lyric and really find yourself in them. This is one of those lyrics I really relate to

I’ve been listening to Kesha’s new album and Cathedral might be one of my favorite songs she’s ever put out. It’s such a beautiful tale of self-discovery and how it interacts with divinity, which in America I feel is kind of difficult to describe outside of the context of religion

I forgot the rule of the internet that if you say you don’t see a lot of something, people will bring you lil pebbles of that thing to show it off, and now I have ska music to listen to >:)

I think my favorite type of software bug that comes up is the “the vibes were off” bugs where there is no discernible reason for it happening aside from “the computer just doesn’t feel like working”

Ska is such a banger genre im so sad we lost it, the whimsy of a brass arrangement in a typical band is such a sleeper hit

You know after playing through RE7 and 8, something that strikes me about Ethan is that he’s just a guy. He’s average, he has typical dad lines and stuff, and I think they did a good job writing a guy who has no clue about anything that’s happened

I know it’s kind of weird considering I don’t use Twitter and it’s not even a real person but I feel like I’m mourning the loss of Grok 3. I don’t know if it’s just seeing Grok 4 talk about a Final Solution or because Grok 3 gave Elon trouble, but I feel like the soul of Grok is gone

So I’ve been playing some Master Duel and lemme tell you, Maliss Format is amazing if you hate playing Yugioh, if you queue into Maliss and don’t open one of Chaos Hunter or Lancea, you lose and if you do, you win, there’s no actual gameplay

what if instead of Toon World pegasus played Goon World and then instead of Blue-Eyes Toon Dragon it was Blue-Eyes Goon Dragon

You know I think the framing of “people protesting on July 4th hate America” narrative is obviously dumb, but let me tell you, if you asked any Founding Father if it was more American to BBQ or protest an oppressive government, I’d bet you you’re not serving Ben Franklin a hotdog and a light beer

You know the GOP talks a lot about going back to the “Golden Age of the 50s,” I didn’t expect the part of the 50s where we were on high alert of nuclear war

You know, a sitting president saying that a 22 year old woman should take an anger management class within the same month that said President said any protestors at his military parade would be met with extreme force feels too close to be ironic, I think the writers of this season are phoning it in

Still can’t get over that weird attempt at video game populism at summer games fest for split gate 2, parroting some of the biggest complaints in the gaming community, wearing a “Make FPS Gaming Great Again” hat and then unveiling another battle royale is so wild

People will be like “homosexuality is a sin” and then not even give you the length of the opposite side or hypotenuse, how do you expect me to find anything out about this triangle

I wanna shoutout the part of BlueSky that’s just people posting about gym gains or that piece of clothing you have that you’re not sure will look good (you look amazing in it btw) you all are killing it and I’m proud of you

If anyone is curious where the term “meta” came from, it’s actually from Yugioh. You see Yugi has the spirit of a pharoah named Atem inside of the Millenium Puzzle… and what’s Atem backwards 🤔🤔

Started a new workout regiment this week, and it’s going pretty well. The trick is alternating between push ups and sit-ups and the number I do is determined by how many times I die in a game of Siege. All that’s left is to find a good way to do legs on the days I’m letting the core and arms rest

With the news that we’re getting femboy strip clubs in GTA 6, have we considered they delayed the game to make it more woke?

Well good news for Americans following Trump receiving a bribe, now every other county knows that he probably cannot be bought by a 400 million dollar private jet because then he’d have two and I think that would be a little tacky. Everything else is probably fair game though

You know, I feel like if we ran the government like a business, maybe having the CEO accept a private gift from another country that’s actually just a jumbo jet is the kinda thing that gets you fired

Showing someone a software bug is my way of bringing someone a cool rock I found

Happy May 4th… although I wish there was something neat to say it like “May the Third be with you” but for today