¡Oralé! 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽

“Guess what day it is, cabrónes? It’s Cinco de Mayo! I’m about to celebrate with Mi Raza, getting drunk on cerveza, micheladas, and margaritas. ¡Viva Mi Raza, Viva México! ¡Ajuaaaa!” 🍺🍻🇲🇽🌮🫔💃 #SonicRP #STHRP #OpenRP #MVRP #BSkyRP

Hellooooo

Ayo, Honey! What’s happenin’?

Dulcy, how’s the air up there?

What up, Sticks?

Just chillin’. Good to hear from ya.

Ayo, Bunnie. What’s up?

Ayyy, hello Khan!

My machine brother; long time, no see! How you been functioning?

What up, Trip?

Hey there, Rote! What new gadgets you working on?

Hello, Sonia!

Glad you are here, Lupe!

Roger that, my mechanical brother!

Just planning a nice vacation to Cancún, México!🇲🇽 How about you, Ames?

Bro, you finally made it!

Well, if it isn’t one of the blue hedgehog’s brothers. Still drummin’?

Ayo, what up bro?

Tekno is good at gadgets, Julie-Su!

Ayo, what’s up?

Ayy Lanolin, what’s happenin’?

Hola, Rouge!

“¡Oralé, cabrones! Your favorite wisecracking robot may be featured on a future episode of the hit novela ‘La Última Pasión’ and I will be looking to win Gabriella’s corazón.” #ShardTheMetalSonic #SonicRP #BSKYRP #OpenRP

I’m fully functional as always, brother.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃— ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝕸𝑬𝑻𝑨𝑳 𝑺𝑶𝑵𝑰𝑪 .ᐟ ⠀

That’s affirmative, my earthling friend. Your current assignment is to seek and locate Double A batteries for my robot brother @destructivecharge.bsky.social Get to it.

Roger that, brother

I can call my human assistant @geekedmartyr.bsky.social to find you some Double A batteries He has experience fixing robots

What, you don’t count your big bro?

Gamma is good people, too. You are getting close, there is a certain good lookin’ black and gold plated robot that you are missing. I wonder who that could be? 😎

No, but it’s my fellow robot Gemerl 😉

Good time as any to block all accounts from the shit-stirring degenerate known as |A|

block this tax writeoff. please.

// What you created was definitely a banger!

𝚒𝙲𝙾 Prototype 𝔼𝕩𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕒𝕝 ℝ𝕖𝕡𝕝𝕠𝕚𝕕 𝒞𝒶𝓇ℯ𝓉𝒶𝓀ℯ𝓇 ℴ𝒻 𝓉𝒽ℯ ℛℴ𝒷ℴ𝓉 ℳ𝓊𝓈ℯ𝓊𝓂 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐭.

Shard approves! 🦾

“Metal Shard is my name, being the wisecracking robot that I am is my claim to fame.”

/Do not be sorry, |A| is the one at fault here

I'm almost in genuine tears seeing what |A| has done. And watch him soon turn around and say this wasn't him and someone impersonating, like we'll believe that again. What he's doing to Doug and his deceased family is horrible. Anyone who supports/has supported this twisted man can fuck off.

“Well, I can guarantee you I ain’t the robot you think I am, I can show you.”

“I was the original Metal Sonic, built and programmed by Robotnik to come after you but after I was destroyed I was rebuilt and reprogrammed for good.”

“I have a naturally working mouthplate, of course I can consume alcohol. As for why I am here is concerned, can’t a robot who dislikes Robotnik chill with an organic hedgehog who detests him?”

“Ayo, hedgehog. You having a taco without me? Had I known you were going to have tacos I would have come over and brought some Modelos with me.”

⠀𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎. #SONICRP ☼ #STHRP ☼ #SEGARP ☼ #MVRP ⠀𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍.

Hello :)

Jajajajaja! 😂