Caravan dinner. Beans on toast or fish finger sandwiches? Decisions.

I see TNT Sports aren't making any of the European finals free to air for the first time. Bastards.

Breaking news. I've managed to diagnose and fix the issue with the cooling system on my 1997 Toyota Celica convertible. I can now get it MOTd. At which point it will rain forever.

Never in any doubt.

Alistair Johnson must have rock hard biceps.

While it's highly unlikely, I'd be delighted if we beat Hearts by 3 and put all this nonsense to bed.

McInnes describes the penalty decision as 'disgusting'. That's a touchline ban. 🤣

I've just realised podcast rhymes with broadcast.

Slightly increased a band 10,001 Maniacs

I'm supposed to be looking for a job but it's so sunny and nice I just want snooze in the garden.

American dramas feature an awful lot of drink driving that never has negative outcomes.

Tbh I won't feel comfortable until we're at least 3 in front. There's still at least 30 mins to play.

Did Hatate crap in MONs cornflakes or something? Surely he's a better option than McCowan.

Just a reminder for the hard of thinking - the Scottish electoral system is designed not to produce an outright majority party. That it did so once was an anomaly.

Tomato soup and buttered bread, a classic caravan lunch.

Aaaannd relax.

Bring back overnight vote counts.

Remember kids vote early, vote often.

I don't think she's on here but Ayse Hassan, formerly of Savages, has a solo album out and it's very good. Reminds me a little if The Knife in places.

Why do Celtic never try early crosses like that?

I've suddenly become obsessed with 138 Trek by DJ Zinc. I'm not clear why.

The Importance of Being Earnest and Grogu

I'm not doubt just old and grumpy but I look at the Record Store Day stock and question who the fuck is buying it?

Really enjoyed the Daniel Avery gig at the QM last night. A mix of heavy shoegaze electronica and flat out techno. So basically right up my alley.

Would anybody be surprised if it emerged that Trump or his associates ended up getting a kick back from Iranian tolls on the Straits of Hormuz?

I'm not drinking alcohol at the moment and I can heartily recommend Clean G alcohol free spirit. I'd happily keep buying it even if I was back on the booze.

Tannadice making a strong case for artificial pitches.

The possibility of washing fully drying on the line, Swervedriver ticket purchased and shorts on. Already a great day.

I'd like to thank the 90s Toyota engineers for making the Celica 2.0 GT so easy to work on. Greatly enjoying fixing it.

Kris Boyd seems to have lost his smug wee smile since half time.

Reverse psychology. 👀

At what point do we admit that KT just isn't up to it?

I'm watching The Day After Tomorrow again. As ever my eyebrows raise when they're surrounded by oak, which burns long and hot but burn books, which don't.

Spurs have improved massively since getting rid of Ange. Good decision...

I could live without the drone coverage of the men's downhill. 🤮

Watching the EL highlights and Rangers defence makes Celtic's look competent.

Before kick off I'd have probably taken a draw. As with Thursday it's the manner that makes it disappointing.

Do Tierney's jumping muscles not work?

Maeda brutal today. Offski.

Get in!

Based on the 1st 20 seconds I predict a red for Cvancara

Thievery but I'll take it.

Getting outplayed by Falkirk. What will MON do?

Watching Ghosts with the younger teen and I, a 51yr old, will not apologise for laughing every time they make the running 'sucked off' joke.

Is there any hope for Kenny if he can't take chances against an already defeated D Utd?

I'm off to the WWE, which was the younger teens Christmas present. Pray for me.

I've just remembered that competition sheep herding used to occupy a fairly prime spot on the BBC2 Sunday schedule.

In every Jack Ryan film, there's a moment where he declares himself an analyst not a field operative. Despite being heavily involved in and performing excellently in operations in the previous film.

Does the medical industry have a cure for existential dread?

I'm not 100% convinced about the reappointment of MON. I think we'll know by the end of the month though. Bologna away is the only 1 that currently sits as not being a 'must win'.