if you're DMing you should always make a trap that targets a cis dude and turns him into a girl while only being reversible *later* and with some slight effort so that they can put it off cause it's a bit "too annoying" just in case, you never know

Bridget [Guilty Gear] #art #digitalart #fanart #artaky #bridget #guiltygear

most touch starved foxgirl of today vs most touch starved catgirl in history

disney used to make movies with very stupid premises wdym you did love live but they form a band to save a shitty lemonade machine instead of their school? why is that movie about a group of teens kidnapping the author of a book where the mc is a dental floss spy??

frieren

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"the minions would've served hitler!" wouldn't that be a good thing? i'm pretty sure they both serve and screw over the most evil person

girl who fumbles the girl who's trying to rizz her up

"girl you only post coal" erm, actually... i'm neurodivergent and a miner!

look, if your boobs are visible under a loose hoodie, you're probably bigger than a cup B or even a C

i love when the devs of something that caters to a predominantly male audience notice that the few women they have buy way more stuff and start catering towards them instead

エステル #空の軌跡 #sora1st

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light blond women have unlimited possibilities yet they all go deep black dye

what if ranma took hrt in her male form? imagine someone just throws cold water at her and goes "wait, you're actually a red head? how could you!"

rkgk

i think they should revive palatine a third time but as a misguided misunderstood good guy now

Um, I think we already had machines that can go faster than humans.

to this day i see fans confused about the AOT ending, what they need to understand it is to watch code geass and understand that the klamps did better

people are very ableist, my special interest is hitting people with rocks

i understand why they changed the alfil to bishop in chess (even though i dislike the reason) but why did they named the horse "knight" and used a tower piece for the chariot but still called rook?!

"you call rolling your shoulders seductively a martial art?" as long as it works

spiceslop you only like it because it's very tasty spicegem hmmm tasty rock

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me telling my friends they need to speak faster

testosterone produces doomed yaoi progesterone produces toxic yaoi estradiol toxic doomed yaoi

i think a diving cheetah would be faster than a hawk if we give them a chance

You guys are working way too hard!!!

gun maids #art #maid

puppygirl named karma: "damn, karma is a bitch"

this is inaccurate, twitter is the closest thing to tumblr we have someone went there to ragebait with current twitter discourse and they react with "how do you manage to emulate 2016 discourse so well?" everything is either tumblr, facebook, 4chan or vine

dear tgirl who's been wearing dresses and skirts: you need a slip, otherwise the fabric clings into your bum and most stuff is unlined nowadays

dear baby tgirl who just started hrt: i know that 20 dollars skirt looks fun, but a sports bra is the same price and you need that one more

Bridget and Rossi outfit swap! Guilty Gear x Endfield Also happy trans visibility day ♥

"i can't call myself alice, people keep telling me to take my pills, i need a more original name. i know, i'm gonna ask my mom what she would've named me if i was born a girl!" mom: "i would probably have gone with alice, cause i liked the book"

knowing the tiniest bit of chemistry has me like "girl, i don't care commercial bread has a bunch of chemicals, i want the flavor. if i had access to those chemicals, i would be adding them to my sourdough"

joseph is so silly he should've replied "that one sucks too!"

suspiciously girl-shaped 'boy': "i prefer messenger bags"

trying to defend trans women are on par with cis women after hrt, only for evidence to point towards us being actually weaker than cis women is kinda embarrassing tbh

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every bra review has a few women with H cups that go: "this bra isn't 36D at all! it doesn't fit, it's too small!"

one extra thing that bothers me is that the makeover just sucks on it's own her hairstyle on the left is already plenty feminine, pulling it back with a headband was just more unflattering it's sucks both because of the makeover and at the makeover

younger people than me get surprised i'm older than them older people than me get surprised i'm younger, but mainly cause they know my first console was the n64

nintendo being actually woke disney is not something i expected

support mains are the magical girls of multiplayer games

reading a story written by a trans woman which gave me the info to realize "oh wait, my desire to be a girl is directly related to the dread of being a boy... also hrt does a lot more stuff than i thought" the actual catalyst was hearing a trans woman who voice trained tho

people eat cold lasagna but when i tell them i like cold pizza they look at me like i'm crazy?