Laurence
@ibeonline.bsky.social
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People have been complimenting my sad clown outfit - but these are my normal clothes wth?
about 2 months ago
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My room is already set for halloween. It's dusty and covered in cobwebs
about 2 months ago
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idk why anyone would follow me i'm neither funny nor interesting
2 months ago
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needs to be a song specifically about friday imo
2 months ago
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gm fellow weirdos and freakshows
2 months ago
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the mona lisa is so da Vinci-coded
2 months ago
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one battle after another? you mean my entire life?
2 months ago
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the smashing machine? that's what they call me heh heh 😏 😎
3 months ago
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the answer is yes, I'm ready for some football
3 months ago
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it's october better start putting the christmas decorations up
3 months ago
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the world has gone completely doolally. except for me, though, I'm the only sane one
3 months ago
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tailor swift is the name of the store i go to get my trousers fitted
3 months ago
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employee of the month at the sex factory once again
3 months ago
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matching my freak and it's just being kind to me
3 months ago
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I am normal and can be trusted not to eat your Lush bath bombs
3 months ago
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got my new drivers licence
3 months ago
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i disagree with adam ant, ridicule is kinda sorta something to be scared of
3 months ago
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society went to shit when we abandoned the wii imo
3 months ago
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i will just return to my desk and carry on like nothing happened
3 months ago
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i have returned
3 months ago
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wait so Walter White was also Heisenberg?
6 months ago
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why dont we do it in the road Wednesday
6 months ago
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i play with my wii on the odd occasion
6 months ago
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ah, the holy trinity - columbo, murder she wrote, law & order
6 months ago
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sex on fire kings of leon - sound of the summer
6 months ago
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I'd compare thee to a summer's day but comparison is the thief of joy
6 months ago
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made you look + made you stare + made you lose your underwear
7 months ago
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I'm the firestarter, twisted firestarter some might say
7 months ago
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but the boy who cried wolf was telling the truth!
7 months ago
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can't put the pee back in the balls
7 months ago
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french isn't that hard to learn you just put 'le' in front of everything
7 months ago
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it's fw me friday and yet nobody does
7 months ago
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toast so good i just had to propose to it
7 months ago
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putting the disc into the wii as if i were feeding it a tasty treat
7 months ago
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2 coffees in a row because i am a grown adult and i can do what i want!!
7 months ago
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i love an episode of murder she wrote that's set in ireland yet it is clearly california
7 months ago
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90s was crazy you'd have so many bangers in top 40 but no1 single would be teletubbies
7 months ago
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I'll compare apples to oranges idc
7 months ago
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she fw me, she fw me not
7 months ago
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this nude will self destruct in 5 seconds
7 months ago
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Shakespeare needs more snarky quips, Macbeth needs to be like, "sooo thateth just happened!"
7 months ago
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sex isn't real "noo but what about porn!?" paid actors!
7 months ago
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feeling a tad promiscuous (two hotdogs!)
7 months ago
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tgif - teenage gutant iinja furtles
7 months ago
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been playing the frasier game and can't get past the Maris boss
7 months ago
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if i was invited to go to an island of dinosaurs absolutely i would go. the possibility of being eaten by a T-Rex would be so cool
7 months ago
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i do my stretches before posting
7 months ago
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sent a risky text - "hello"
7 months ago
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My nose must be haunted the way it's full of boogers
7 months ago
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Benjamin Button mfs be like "that was the old me"
7 months ago
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