RIP Rob Reiner.

Ol' Doink Butker! At it agin'!

Not a burrahobbit. A hobburrito.

Now listing at $75.37 on a ubiquitous big box retailer's website. Plus tacks, of course.

Udo Kier died? I'll be vomiting gratuitously for the next five minut--

A quiet day at the shelter. No one has shown any interest in adopting MELIA. Its now 796 days. 😭 Please don't let it hit day 1000. The goal was to find her a peaceful adult only home by Thanksgiving. No dogs. Cats are ok. 🤞 Help this dog out! Repost / adopt 😩 💻[email protected] ☎️516.785.5220

Sweet potatoes. Boiled. Mash w. a few tbsps of butter. Add your favorite pumpkin pie, vindaloo, & bright orange Ethiopian-style spice mixes to taste. Goes lights-out w. boneless country style pork ribs marinated in Walkerswood mild jerk, grilled, & finished in a crock pot until spoon tender.

Evil Went Up to Cabana Chat is the new Devil Went Down to Georgia.

this dude helping his bro pick up his stick should be highlight of the night but our bloodthirsty sports media only feeds us conflict

I got busy & then I got sleepy ... so this didn't get posted for Neil Young's 80th. Sorry 😔 It's the best Neil Young cover ever. Not sorry 🤪

Or ... How To Earn Yerself A Full Bluesky Block With A Single Reply. 🚫

Did I just feel the ship of state lurch to a slightly more upright angle? Keep bailing.

Has anyone thought to ask Mike Johnson if he's ever heard of or knows anything about Dick Cheney?

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A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of Bubba to pack a pistol while paying $8.00 for a dozen eggs shall not be infringed.

Boiled cider? Yum.

No Kings here was rainy but well-attended. I saw a grand total of two (2) counterprotestors: One on foot with his cellphone being gently ridiculed ... and another in a pickup with vaguely menacing Charlie Kirk-related doom mongering grease-penned onto the windows. Onward.

Trump Regime Downgrades Norway's Country Status to "Shithole" after Nobel Snub

Wondering what Walmart's next cost-cutting initiative will be: Stock Your Own Products? Police Your Own Parking Lot? I'd imagine we're all screwed if they can find a way to turn a buck without customers?

Was Steve Smith crying today?

Is Fab 5 Freddy OK?

Cracked the box. I'm an 80s kid. #weekendsingles

Je suis Jimmy Kimmel.

Milquetoast Headline Generator sez: Jalen Carter Challenges Status Quo Concerning Role of Saliva in Competitive Sports. ... Great out-of-the-box look for a churlish league in a churlish era.

Designer towel _sage_? Pfft. Designer towel *saga* was better.

Sometimes, they're better without the anticipated text ...

They: When I say mayonnaise, I mean Miracle Whip. :::beat::: Me: When *the recipe* says mayonnaise, guess what *that* means?

I was shocked to learn about Chuck Mangione's passing ... as I'd been laboring under the misapprehension that it was an event I'd already missed years ago.

♬ On the stairs, I smoke a cigarette alone. Mexican kids are shooting fireworks below ♬ - Dave Alvin ("Fourth of July")

Dear composer, This is the future reaching out to you. We wanted you to know that we've decided YOUR composition makes for even more soul-sucking hold muzak than Vadim Chaimovich's rendition of Mozart's Sonata No. 3 In B Flat Major, K.281 II. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

That really old carton of Chinese carryout from The Naked Gun has endorsed Cuomo.

The last refuge of the fallacious cretin? They were ONLY JOKING. Yes. Of course. How dim of me not to notice at once?

Flashed ahead to this Christmas when images and footage will almost certainly surface of ICE thugs dissappearing Santa Clauses right off of American streets.

No Brian Wilson ... no Jesus And Mary Chain.

Not tryin' to sound like a bigshot or anything, but ... I had England all but entirely covered in cart paths by 3215 BC.