It's time to stare down the reader. If you're seeing this, you might have been him angry. Or, you just look pretty, and he can't look away.

Oh no! It sure would be awful if some mature elven woman managed to trap me in the wilds and make me a father!

Oh no! It sure would be awful if some mature elven woman managed to trap me in the wilds and make me a father!

𝑫𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒆𝒆𝒌 𝒓𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒇~? 𝑫𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑~? #OCRP • #MVRP • #MDNI 𝒀𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒍𝒖𝒄𝒌, 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒄𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒓𝒔~ 𝑨𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒂𝒍𝒍, 𝒘𝒆'𝒓𝒆 𝑴𝒂𝒊𝒅 𝑭𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒀𝒐𝒖~

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤᎶᏒᏗᏁᏁᎩ ᎥᏖፚᏖᏝᎥ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ“𝐼'𝓂 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝒶 𝒽𝑒𝓇𝓂𝒾𝓉. ㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝐼'𝓂 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝒶𝒷𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝓈𝓊𝓅𝑒𝓇𝒻𝒾𝒸𝒾𝒶𝓁 𝓇𝓊𝓁𝑒𝓈 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 𝑜𝒻 𝓈𝑜𝒸𝒾𝑒𝓉𝒶𝓁 𝑒𝓉𝒾𝓆𝓊𝑒𝓉𝓉𝑒!”

Whatcha gon' do with all that junk All that junk inside that trunk?

TEMP PINNED!! "Scarlet" The Blossoming Death A young-looking woman, who has the ability to drain life through deadly vines with thorns, and crimson flowers of death. She has extended her life beyond imaginable, and is over a century old in reality. More will be added on the full pinned!

Don't mind him, just sealing your boobs to memory. They're marvelous, by the way~

Interaction Bait: Herta headcanons ❤️ this skeet for a headcanon about Herta. 🔁 for it to be NSFW (this also applies to Ruan Mei & Asta’s headcanons)

And thus, this tale would only end after a week of 'catching up'; his body once more reminded of who made him into the perfect breeding stock; his wife, his goddess, his everything~ [Fin~]

LuMun Another day of Masy? What do y'all think? Repost for yes Like for no And if not, which girl would you like to see the focus be, today?

🖌: Glad I haven't seen a ton of Vulger/Verbose bimbobaiting, wankflanks, blah blah blah style of writing here.

🖌: One day, when I have money, I will also have more art for Eden.

Places Eden wants, has, and will continue to kiss whenever he can.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ🐰~𝐌𝐚𝐱~🐰 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ~𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐁𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲~ ~𝐏𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐮𝐩~ ㅤㅤ~𝐇𝐞'𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲 𝐏𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐔𝐩 𝐁𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲~

♡ Gauging Interest ♡ ❤️+🔄+🖼️

♡ Bandwagon: Pet Applications ♡

She's found her way into the Eastern Hunting Grounds! Beware, hammering has a different meaning with this monster! She also likes taking swords, especially long, hard, rigid kinds~!

🖌: Ah, yes, I got quote notifications on here, something I never got on the other site. Then, after two quote notifications, they are gone again.

Gulp. . . "Yes ma'am! I mean- I didn't mean to say pipe, but yes, ma'am!" Wearing those ever so barely see-through robes, he obeyed. Heart racing, cheeks burning red, body shaking, yet it didn't take long before his ass found her lap. Then, he just sat that fidgeting, not bothering to hide his-

"I-I would never forget! I um, I well... you didn't have to say all of that, but I'm always your hubby and your pipe- I mean, pope!"

"I suppose you're right, I just didn't expect- h-hey, what happened to calling me hubby? I preferred that over pope..."

"Ehehe... you could've just called it the Temple of Masoumeh! You know what happens when I think about THAT. Wait- you're actually here!"

"All hail Masoumeh~!"

Cower in fear, when she is near. Lock the doors, hide the whores. When on the prowl, beware the growl. Or you my dear, may catch her ear... Her hunger grows, so off she goes, following the scent...of lust unspent~ Once caught, they don't say a lot...they only pray, pray to Masoumeh~

Stolen from an eldritch beauty, don't tell her, though! Just leave a ♡ Give it a repost! Then give me your best look~

♡ Bandwagon: Le'na Affection ♡ You know the rules by now, but: • Like/Repost • Leave a photo (tasteful) • Wait for your rating Le'na doesn't have lewd thoughts; everything she does is because she truly loves every one of you, and wants to help you in whatever way she can. 💜

"Well, well! It's #ThighThursday, and that means I can show off one of my best assets. Of course, the thing between my thighs isn't bad either, but we'll get to that later right~?"

I sense monster girls. Mimics. Rabbits. Even manticores and so much more.

ㅤㅤㅤ"Hey hey ladies and gentlemen, especially you, big chested ladies~♡ Does anyone need some magical services? Perhaps healing? I promise it'll feel food~"

𝑨𝒏𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒍𝒐𝒖𝒔 𝑨𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒔 — • 𝑵𝒔𝒇𝒘 • 𝑴𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒔𝒆 • 𝑴𝑫𝑵𝑰 • 𝑴𝑽𝑹𝑷 𝑶𝑪 🖌️ @muryarts.bsky.social — 𝑴𝒊𝒔𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒆𝒗𝒐𝒖𝒔 𝑴𝒚𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔

ㅤㅤㅤ Don't mind him, just casting a spell on you called 'Cursed Orgasm'. Each time you climax your attraction to pretty priests will double. ㅤㅤㅤTry not to fall in love~♡

" Your Maid Dragon is here!" " C'mooon~ let me move-in with you, it'll be fun! >u< "

ㅤㅤㅤ Don't mind him, just casting a spell on you called 'Cursed Orgasm'. Each time you climax your attraction to pretty priests will double. ㅤㅤㅤTry not to fall in love~♡

"𝑩𝒊𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒂𝒏 𝑰𝒄𝒆 𝑸𝒖𝒆𝒆𝒏, 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒃𝒊𝒕 𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒏-- • 𝑵𝒔𝒇𝒘 • 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒌 • 𝑴𝑫𝑵𝑰 • 𝑴𝑽𝑹𝑷 𝑶𝑪 • 𝑵𝒆𝒖𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒍 𝑬𝒗𝒊𝒍 • 𝑫𝒓𝒐𝒘-𝑳𝒚𝒄𝒂𝒏 • 𝑮𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒇𝒍𝒖𝒊𝒅 --𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝑰 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚 𝒈𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔, 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈~"

🜲 Permanent Interaction Call 🜲

ㅤㅤㅤ"Hey hey ladies and gentlemen, especially you, big chested ladies~♡ Does anyone need some magical services? Perhaps healing? I promise it'll feel food~"

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ🖌~𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒓-𝒊𝒏𝒇𝒐~🖌 🖌: Eden was raised by the church of his universe since his first memories. 🖌: He was excommunicated by that same church and exiled shortly after reaching adulthood. 🖌: He now works as an adventurer when needed, offering his blessings and healing skills to those in need.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ🖌~𝑳𝒆𝒘𝒅𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔~🖌 🖌: Switch! 🖌: Bisexual (Heavy fem lean) 🖌: Pretty close to limitless. 🖌: No bathroom kinks. 🖌: No ageplay. 🖌: No raceplay. 🖌: Loves femdoms. 🖌: Loves monster girls. 🖌: Loves teasing. 🖌: Loves public teasing. 🖌: Loves rough stuff

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ🖌~𝑹𝒖𝒍𝒆𝒔-𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕~🖌 🖌: No minor mun/muses. 🖌: No Drama. 🖌: No extreme violence/Gore. 🖌: No rushing replies.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ🖌~𝑬𝒅𝒆𝒏~🖌 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ~𝑷𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝒃𝒐𝒚~ ~𝑺𝒊𝒏𝒇𝒖𝒍 𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔𝒕~ ㅤㅤ~𝑯𝒆'𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒂 𝑷𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝑺𝒊𝒏𝒇𝒖𝒍 𝑩𝒐𝒚~

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ🖌~𝑴𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓-𝑻𝒉𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅~🖌

🖌: I guess I should make a pinned now.

"Do I want a chair? No, I want a throne, and what better than the face of my conquered goddess~?" Snickering, he would kneel down as well and soon enough straddle her face. Sitting down on it with a relaxed sigh, his cushioned ass right on her face.

"I see, I suppose that can change with time. Your people, or should I say my people, need to learn who's in charge now~." He would eye her up and down for a moment, perverted eyes exploring every curve of her body. "How about you become my throne, lay down, your face looks comfortable~."

"I can think of a lot of things for you to be, but I think I'll need to test your. . . abilities first ~." A lick of his lips and a pat on her head, he would take a look around her bascilicom before sighing. "You don't have a throne? A shame, I need a seat~."

"What a good goddess you are, giving up yourself and your nation to someone better~. Don't worry, you'll still be worshiped Noire, worshipped as my slave, my pet, my property. Now kneel~."

Alright, new site, new ladies, same priest. Who wants me first~