Matthew Broderick is 63 and Carol Burnett is 92. Wow do they look fabulous.

I had a quick chat with #ChatGPT about the scam called the #CollegeFootballPlayoff. It confirmed a few things we already know. #CFP

Man do I love seeing #Indiana taking the lumber to #Alabama. #UA should not be in the playoffs.

A vendor email made it easy for me today. They pestered me for the 5th time, offering me a simple reply path: "call" if I wanted a call, or "Info" if I wanted them to send more information. Option 3 was preferred, where I simply blocklist them. The vendor engagement model has to change! #CIO #CTO

The bias at @espn.com is strong for #Alabama. Woke up to this main story headline, not that #Indiana beat #OSU. BTW, the answer is Alabama belongs at home, on the sofa. They are not deserving.

Ahh… the memories.

#UCF didn’t like that call but it was the right one. Forward progress was stopped. 14-14 tie with BYU

Well-played, #UCF Defense.

How about we let the QB do QB things, not WR’s? #UCF

BREAKING FAKE NEWS: Kiffin to UConn. You heard it here first.

Just woke up, maybe?

There goes the shutout. #UCF

First quarter grade is clearly an A-. Would’ve been a solid A+ except for this current drive. #UCF

Where has this offense been all season? #UCF

“The Knights fly in from South Florida.” - geographically-challenged #ESPN announcer. 🤔

Touchdown #UCF! Great start despite the penalty.

I was telling my wife about some of the epic road trips I’ve taken to see #UCF play football. The trip to play at #Wisconsin in 2004 was a poor result but an amazing experience. But Google’s #AI doesn’t seem to think it happened. 🤷‍♂️

I think it’s gonna be ugly in Provo today. Prediction: #BYU 48 #UCF 14. Take the spread and the over. BYU in #Big12 championship game but wants to bolster standing for playoff.

I played a voicemail that a vendor left for me and my son overheard it. Paraphrasing, he said: "That's a long message. He must have a lot of junk to sell you." 😂 #CIO #CTO

Either the #UCF men’s basketball team is good, or we’re being setup for a #Big22 / Johnny Dawkins letdown special. Which will it be?

I’m watching the world championship of donk toss. Yes, tossing rubber donkeys is actually being televised on espn. What has my life come to? 😂🤣

Never a doubt. #Dolphins

Sigh. It’s SO tough being a Miami Dolphins fan.

Now #FOX announcers making fun of kids' accent. Classy.

"Don't adjust your set, that is actually the score." #UCF announcer coming out of commercial break, announcing 35-2 score. Oof.

#UCF is on the scoreboard!

Looks like the over is going to be good in the #UCF game. This is going to be ugly, I fear. #GKCO

$43.00 for tickets to see a 7:15pm movie in a theater on a Saturday. No wonder I don’t go to movie theaters anymore. The experience is better (as long as no noisy neighbors) and we get a break from the kids, but wow is that expensive. Also the price for a babysitter is 🤯.

I’m back on campus tonight with my son, in Orlando, for some Friday night lights and #UCF football. #GKCO

This app, #Bluesky, just hit 40M users. I don’t feel connected to the technology community as much as I did on that other app, but I hope this continues to grow & be a source of legit information and knowledge sharing. I do appreciate there’s far less spam / misinformation pushed to me. #CIO #CTO

This is why I’m not bullish on #AI tools as much as many of you are. A simple prompt to schedule a reminder on my work calendar, from within the Outlook app, was just terrible. It never happened, so I did it manually. And don’t tell me to write a better prompt. #CIO #CTO

This #Azure outage is a doozy!

The #MetisStrategySummit is underway! #NYC

I’m in NYC for the #Metis Strategy Summit. I hope to see some of you Tuesday. #CIO #CTO

What a display by South Carolina at the end. Comically bad.

Horns down. You love to see it!

Earlier today I tried to get an #uber for the 1-mile ride from the hotel to #LAX. Alas, I went to #Lyft for $14. Still expensive but not completely outrageous.

Interesting: A fleet of #autonomous wheelchair-like devices in Seattle airport. This is the 4th one I’ve seen rolling by in the past few minutes.

I’m on JetBlue 1833, using N961JT and this plane is beat! Just 9years old but boy is outdated.

First half grade for #UCF: C-

Is Brown hurt now? Ugh. #UCF

Kansas State getting away with so much holding. #UCF

JB TO DJ FOR AN 82-YARD TOUCHDOWN

UCF handed Bill Belichick 2 L's today. 😭 #collegefootball

We're here at UCF as the Knights take on Bill Belichick's UNC Tar Heels. Pegasus and Knugget are ready to go!

Something to remember: #ChatGPT is, at its simplest level, just a "next word prediction machine". Take into context and consideration the results it supplies. #CIO #CTO

I really don’t like this keyboard on #IOS26. The N and M being unaligned is causing my OCD into overdrive. I also don’t care for the light gray “shift” characters. Just seems too busy.

I’ll never do all 3 like that again. Sluggish and sore doesn’t really describe it. I can barely keep my eyes open the whole day today.

What is the problem with #UCF and kickers? #GKCO

Oh no, #ChatGPT!