Shouldn’t they be drinking something like unfiltered Black Rifle coffee or similar? Isn’t that how manliness works? Instead they’re at Starbucks getting what, a venti caramel douchebag with whipped cream and sprinkles?

16 U.S. service members killed and over 430 injured in an illegal war started by the racist orange man who thought he could get a better deal on nuclear disarmament than the accomplished black man. So, he tore up the JCPOA with no follow-up plan and here we are.

He looks like an alien trying to integrate into earth life, like “is this what humans wear?” And the answer is no, that’s not what humans (especially big, strong, high T manly men) wear.

They definitely know the drill and it’s not their first time getting arrested in front of their extremely high T, very manly friends dressed in tacky gold blazers… who immediately start collecting the jewelry before they’re hauled off.

Democrats NEED to frame this complete and utter failure better- instead of an illegal forever war, we could still have all of our service members alive (priceless!) and tens of billions of dollars could’ve instead funded (healthcare subsidies, childhood cancer research, etc.) for XX decades.

From the basement: “Mom, where’s my popcorn?!”

While spending most of her time golfing, failing by millions of dollars at monument restorations, starting a forever war, and adding trillions to the national debt. We’d consider all of that a result of her being “too emotional”. But a male octogenarian with a melting brain? Status quo.

It's so over that they've ended it multiple times just to be sure.

It’s almost like Dem voters DON’T WANT moderates like the anemic AIPAC-funded leadership keeps saying. Shocking 🙄

These guys aren’t playing with a full deck.

This is white male snowflake viagra

This is such a self-inflicted problem- USDA defunded the original screwworm research and associated programs last year! Now they’re dealing with the consequences pretending that they know what they’re doing and saving the day!

The Secretary of the Dept. of Interior should not be on the news this much, especially commenting on international affairs.

(most) Americans do not offer their support blindly, it’s based on facts and results, neither of which exist in regards to the US’s war with Iran

Donald Trumbp

Doodoo dairy for doodooheads 💩🐮

This is the Republican’s Pride Month slogan

They cannot maintain them erect without a burning sensation

They’ve been spending more on everything else because everything else is more expensive you circus monkey asshat

Republican voters will continue to self-own themselves into poor educations, poverty, and poor health rather than riding the tide to a healthy, functioning, prosperous democracy all because they believe the lies of the leaders they choose. I’ll never understand.

Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV Am I president now?…

Just a short-term, four year sacrifice…

So for Israel, the ceasefire was more like a commencefire, got it.

#Democrat Chris Taylor wins Wisconsin Supreme Court race by over 20 pts, outperforming polls by several points. Her win ensures a liberal majority court until 2030. Go #wisconsin! 🧀🌊 Via NYTimes, link in comments

He likely 💩 his 👖

“Step up” in this sense means “save our ass” because we “caused a huge global fuckup” because “we don’t know what we’re doing”.

I know history is generally bound to repeat itself, but I feel like this is a required scenario in a democratic effort to dissuade such lawlessness again.

I’m thinking that map looked a lot like a tic-tac-toe board

Somebody told me there was a stable genius in the White House… The only thing stable is the economic downturn the Orange Asshat is inflicting upon us 🤦🏻‍♂️ #trump #markets

It’s heartwarming that this hardworking soybean farmer takes time out of his fields and sowing his crops to so flagrantly feed horseshit to the American people. God bless 🙏🏼🇺🇸🙄

“But I hear from families that it’s hard to make decisions right now because they’re hearing conflicting information.” Health information from doctors has been consistent and clear. Now, children will needlessly suffer because parents trust an addled worm brain more than health experts.

100%. Trump gets away with everything because he’s exhausted us, that’s the point. Instead, clutch those damn pearls with abandon!

Three F-15s, at a conservative cost of $80,000,000 a piece, means friendly fire just cost US tax payers a quarter of a BILLION dollars via an illegal war. Glad that all crew survived and are recovered, but come on. #iran #centcom #friendlyfire

So, they blew up their own plan? This administration self-owns so hard that they come full circle and congratulate themselves about it. Unbelievable. #iran

We're going to tout "education's role" while the administration purposefully dismantles that US Department of Education? Make it make sense. #UN #education #DOE #UNSecurityCouncil

I cannot believe that the U.S.'s two most incompetent real estate brokers could not negotiate a nuclear deal with a hostile nation and geopolitical adversary to the finish line. #congress #iran

“the lives of courageous American heroes may be lost and we may have casualties — that often happens in war.” Is the hypocrisy by design at this point? #congress #iran

‘Awake’ being literal of figurative here?… #congress #iran

Regardless, I cannot understand why this is the pilot’s fault or responsibility? Doesn’t she have a gaggle of staff around her at all times that handle her? #noem #blanketgate

Democrat presumed winner of Maine special election state house race on February 24, 2026. #maine #specialelection #democrat

Democrats presumed winners of two special election Pennsylvania state house races on February 24, 2026. #pennsylvania #specialelection #democrat

The message is easy and Dems should run with it all the way to the midterms: "Tariffs are a tax on middle and lower income families" #tariffs #spanberger #sotu

"Hegseth 'trampled on Senator Kelly’s First Amendment freedoms and threatened the constitutional liberties of millions of military retirees' " Men like Hegseth try to use displays of force to portray strength, but actions like this only highlight how pathetically weak they are. #hegseth #markkelly

I am sure that all of the survivors are like “Yeah Epstein was bad but hey look at my investments returns!…” #epstein#bondi

I hope the officer is recovering well 🤦🏻‍♂️