Idea for a sketch: Manswers in Genesis

This past week I've had a silly idea in my head to write a horror version of "Tell It to My Heart" by Taylor Dayne. 🎶Stab it through the heart you can smell its body rot it'll turn to ash at the break of day🎶 Along those lines

Why don't magicians perform on a rotating stage? Because in most places turning tricks is illegal.

I hate blanket statements, they make me uncomforterable.

Didn't even try 😂

Why is the knight plug the only one labeled? #ResidentEvil

Epstein files Horribly illegal thing Don't get distracted! Horribly illegal thing Don't get distracted! Horribly illegal thing Don't get distracted! War crime Don't get distracted! Crime against humanity Don't get distracted! Have you considered that the Epstein files are the distraction?

Way markers and contextual hints are a good and necessary things. Yellow paint is a bad thing... Unless you're in a construction zone or something. Just make YOUR "yellow paint" makes sense within the environment. ...or don't, I don't really care, I'm just objectively correct.

Holy crap chief we're all out of Boss monsters! -well do we still have the replacement parts for the others? Yeah -then get gluing soldier!

Is there any practical application for being able to leave the kiln? You know, beyond specific challenge runs like killing the bosses in alphabetical order or in reverse order. Considering the prep work involved in doing it, it precludes "oops I forgot something" as a reason. #Darksouls

Just a heads up, none of your original characters are original... and they're barely characters.

Religious person has "thoughts are my own" in their bio... NO THE FUCK THEY AREN'T 🤣

A not to all "Geoff"s... YOUR NAME IS NOT JEFF YOUR NAME IS Gee-ahf You should probably change that shit.

Did anybody else see that extra star next to the Big Dipper last night? Nobody I've asked saw it, is this something I should be worried about?

Nobody gives a shit about your contextless opinions on things that came out 10 years before you were born.

I can't wait to learn Freezeblizzard, Soggyrain and Shitallovertheyardgale.

Can you believe the nerve of this guy trying to screen snipe me? #RPG #Grandia #Ghost

The most toxic video game thing about me is that I would in a heartbeat buy a Skyrim remake akin to the Oblivion one, and that I have a greater desire for that than elder scrolls 6.

My top three Halo games are: 1. Combat Evolved 2. Reach 3. Guardians* With a very special shout out to Infinite** *I believe it is a bad Halo game, but as a game in a vacuum it was extraordinarily fun mechanically. **Never was able to finish it on legendary solo, last boss got me DOWN 👇. #Halo

This made me laugh, it's like a little Easter egg for doing a quick investigation 🤣🤣

😡GOD FUCKING DAMN IT ADD AN EDIT BUTTON! I'M SICK OF THINKING OF BETTER PUNCHLINES HALF A SECOND AFTER I HIT POST!!!🤬

Trump was such a good athlete in his student days that the only reason he never played for the NFL is because he dodged the draft out of pure instinct.

@anteateradvance.bsky.social Clearly my dominance is being challenged 😅

It's tiring work being a whirling dervish of domestic doggy demolition.

Is there a fast food place that has crispy chicken strips who also serve it with a pinkish sauce(not that TikTok shit)? Did I imagine that? Did I make it myself in some fevered night of frenzied creation? Is it a false memory implanted by my enemies!?

Have I ever mentioned I'm bad at planning things out? Anyway, those berserks are far too heavy for this shelf, especially when I continue the collection next month 🫠

If you're just going to abandon the fucking thing while continuing to support its PC release, just don't release your game on consoles... Looking at you stolen realm and gunfire reborn, amongst others 😡 #SickOfThisShit

Crazy they named the basketball playing dog Air Bud and not Charles Barkley.

At least they didn't try to be original in their pathetic ass kissing... oh let's be honest, rimjobbing, they were going as deep as they possibly could.

Person sleeping: Get the fuck up you lazy bitch 😒 Literally any OTHER animal sleeping: 🥰 WHO'S A SLEEPY BABY!? 😍

When a completely innocuous comment garners more attention than an actual jokes... S'RONG WIT' CH'ALL!?

Tarantino's a scumbag I don't think many people are arguing that... HOWEVER, pointing out that he is a terrible actor means absolutely fuck all. Just because he isn't good at a thing doesn't mean he can't have an OPINION on who is. I'm not familiar with Dano but I am familiar with how opinions work.

Wokeness run amok!

😳 uh oh

...hear me out

Personally I think it's really fucking stupid that you don't get information on the details of someone following you on any of the platforms that I use. I would like to know what comment/post/video/whathaveyou made them decide to follow.

I got old shit just laying around loose, I'm a good collector but I'm a terrible collector.

Still wrapped, worth?

FFXI should be rebuilt entirely into a single player adventure while changing as little as possible but adding some modern conveniences.

It was explained to me that it's a free market, so I picked it up and walked away with it. Good luck coming up with something new, shouldn't be too difficult to think up something better.

I don't really keep track of these sorts of things but I'm very disappointed to find out that glamour restrictions are being removed but beastmaster isn't until the next update. I suppose I'll have to come back earlier than I was expecting, I love building outfits out of nonsense. #ffxiv

Everyone's screaming release the files sounds like a fucking idiot. You actually think the pedophiles are going to release the pedophile evidence? Grow up idiots.

If you put in an unlockable reward that takes so much work to unlock that you are completely done with the game and sick of it by the point you unlock it, you are a bad game developer.

Thank you for being the perfect Shang Tsung, I'll miss ya.

Got to love how commercials for fortnite are exactly like commercials for mobile games. I have the same reaction anyway, why don't you just make that game instead of pretending it exists?

Can a bored artist out there draw/photoshop Natalie Portman with the body of a piece of luggage? I have an increasing desire for my dumb joke of Natalie Portmanteau to come to life. While the desire is great to see this, I refuse to turn to AI... because I'm not a piece of shit.

Inside of you there are two Yamchas.