Good PPV :) I will see u back here when I’m at DON in person next month and TOS the month after!!!

What the hell it’s the guy from the Adam Friedland show

I really should go to bed but I also really wanna see the main. Maybe work will just suck tomorrow!

My wacky neighbor Kyle O’Reilly

BIG. FUCKIN. MOX.

Unfortunately if you do not look at Jon Moxley forearming Will Ospreay out of the air and then flexing and think “goddamn. That’s the coolest motherfucker in the world” I do not fuck with you

Lotta mouth blood tonight

I am so glad I get to watch the best wrestler on Earth, Jon Moxley, before I have to go to bed

Every time I watch Arez he is just doing shit. The good news is all the shit is awesome

Hello Bryan Danielson :) it is nice to hear from you :))

Cope and Cage looked really good but perhaps FTR should be champions forever

Cope’s hair with that mask whaaaat a shot

Jesus Christ Darby

Darby got da Asbestos Jacket on

Oh my fucking god Jericho has to stop fucking talking to the camera what are we DOING here

What uh. What is the deal with Jericho here. Does he think he’s on The Office or something

More like Judas in my Ass. Is that anything.

USER DID NOT KNOW JERICHO WAS UP NEXT WHILE POSTING THIS

Man wrestling rules lol

Is anyone watching Dynasty on Max and thinking it looks insanely washed out or is my TV being a piece of shit again

God Takeshita’s look is sooooooo cool

I am tuned in and I basically do not know anything going on in AEW so here are my predictions: MJF Will (🙄) E&C Andrade Hayter Ciampa Bucks Jericho (🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄) Dogs

Also if you are in Philadelphia and know a good bar to watch this at (or if you are My Friend in Philadelphia and want to watch it) let me know

Hello my friends. It’s Gumby’s annual “watching an AEW PPV and talking about it on Bluesky” moment. Hope you are well :)

I love my country of Philadelphia

Billie Starkz is the best wrestler in the world because she brought out the blue meanie and somehow got me to say “well that’s kinda fun” instead of “I wish I was dead”

This does make me want to die but also I’m kind of impressed at how far he’s taken this

Has Sammy as a face ever once worked lol

Ishii kinda looks like if you brought a Mighty Bean to life

Every time I go to see professional wrestling I am cursed with seeing Blake Christian

The blood squirting out of Tremont’s head like he’s a cartoon geyser is one of the most insane things I’ve ever seen and I cannot believe I saw it in person

Just got randomly handed what I can only assume is a cool virus

Shotzi leaving WWE and going straight into TOS is so fucking cool she rocks

Tournament of survival? More like tournament of PISS! (I’ve had to pee four times since we got to the venue)

Watching Zandig hype up GCW with his CZW tattoo is so funny

Before my adoring fans need ask, I’ll let you know that I WILL be at TOS this weekend

Chuck Taylor at the Chris Farren gig do you think he’ll chop me if I ask

Been getting a lot of ads about testicular cancer on instagram and starting to wonder if they know something I don’t

Just watched two kids do the Danielson/McGuinness ring post spot at the bus stop

My “off Bluesky for several months” update for everyone is most every aspect of my life has been fucking insane for several months but on Sunday I will be 14 months sober and have two creative projects I’m working on I’m very excited about so I’m big chilling

I deleted twitter off my phone and it made me remember I can post on here so I’m here to shitpost what’s up

What’s poppin

Today!

I’m one year sober! To celebrate, I will be LIVE on twitch this Saturday, March 1st, raising funds for the Philadelphia Film Society! PFS has been integral to my sobriety journey, and your donation goes towards the many wonderful programs they have! Hope to see you there!

Pick a number between 1-100 and I’ll send you a song from my wrapped playlist

Yup

Idk why I all of a sudden have so many wrestling followers but I want you to know I watch wrestling less and my takes have gotten meaner 💖

What’s up I kind forgot about this app but I’m still alive and (almost) 8 months sober things are p good

No I’m all good thanks for asking though