August of 2024 to last Friday. Post back surgery of losing weight is finally showing. Slow and steady while the world burns around us.

Curious if there is an alternative State of the Union address. Like getting a cactus shoved up my ass?

I’m 44 as fuck today!

I couldn’t have asked for a more wonderful gift. Thank you, Almir.

If this is true, I’m saying this from the bottom of my balls: FUCK ICE!

Here’s to the year of the Fire Horse. May all of our luck change.

Mister Pip post Valentine’s Day burlesque show. It was a delight to play.

For James Van Der Beek. I liked his dark performance in Rules of Attraction. I wish we could have had a chance to see more of that. Gone too damn soon. #jamesvanderbeek

I am looking forward to the Bad Bunny concert today.

For Demond Wilson. 😢

For one of the greatest. Sad doesn’t begin to cover the grief of losing this wonderful performer. #catherineohara

@almir-lion-art.bsky.social created this rebel alliance Gold Finch for Washington State. Commissions are open to do yours. It’s brilliant and fuck ICE. #goldfinch #rebelalliance #washingtonstate #fuckice

In case nobody has told you today, Fuck ICE.

Really fucking hard to see beauty in the world today through the fucking ICE. It needs to melt away.

Happy Betty White Day to those that celebrate.

Mother sent me an early review of my latest book, Kisses From The Moon. I’m happy. 😈 #honestbookreview #kissesfromthemoon

I can’t express how important Almir is to me.

Kisses From The Moon is the story of Carlos Hernández, an artist based in NYC, who gets more than he bargained for when one of his models goes off the deep end and imagines a relationship that isn’t there. Once the model is out of Carlos’ life, the horror truly begins. #kissesfromthemoon #horror

Happy New Year!!!!

This Saturday it will be out! Kisses From The Moon comes out on January 3rd under the first full moon of the year. 🌕 Cover art by the gorgeous @almir-lion-art.bsky.social Amazon.com/author/matthewpippin #kissesfromthemoon #newbook #supernaturalthriller

Behold! The Christmas Lasagna.

Merry Christmas!

Isn’t Almir a great artist?!

Back in June, I prepped for one, got a call the morning of saying that it would be $6,000 to get the procedure done as my insurance wasn’t taken by the facility. I had to do it all over again six days later for a place that did take my insurance. American “Healthcare.”

Good Christ this is horrible fucking news. Farewell, Mr. Reiner.

Happy 100th birthday to Mr. Dick Van Dyke!!! #dickvandyke

Clue turns 40! In decades, that would be 1+1+2… #cluethemovie #mrspeacock #missscarlett #mrswhite #colonelmustard #mrgreen #professorplum #wadsworth

I posed for this back in February in Las Tunas Cuba. It was the thrill of a lifetime to be before my favorite artist live. ❤️🇨🇺

Fuck the people that voted for this.

Kisses From The Moon will be out January 3rd! Cover art by @almir-lion-art.bsky.social Follow an artist in NYC that’s stalked by his creations.

He’s not celebrated enough for the fantastic performer was. Here’s to what would have been Sammy Davis Jr’s 100th birthday.

In my next book, Kisses From The Moon, 15 cryptids appear out on a hunt for the hero. Kisses From The Moon releases on January 3rd, 2026, the same day as the first full moon of the year. #newbook #kissesfromthemoon #supernaturalthriller

Wake Up Dead Man was so great! I live for the Knives Out mysteries!

In loving memory of Tom Stoppard. He was kind enough to sign my Playbill of The Seagull in 2001. He had done the adaptation of the play.

Need some micro fiction to brighten your day? Check out these short stories by Nowhere authors, including @mpippin.bsky.social and me! www.WriteOnTheRiver.org

I cannot tell you how much I love this tree. Each year I marvel at its beauty.

I’d like to thank the Supreme Court for doing the bare minimum of not taking away a right. A novelty with this group.

Yes!!!!!

Dear holy fuck, please get out and vote.

Happy Halloween! #squidgame

Fuck AI.

Damn, she was so good. Farewell, Prunella Scales. ❤️

I’m happy she saw 100. Rest in Peace, June. #junelockhart

I never dreamed at my age and body type that I’d be having the time of my life in burlesque. #mrpip #poisioningpigeonsinthepark

No kings!!!!

Celebrating Dame Angela Lansbury’s 100th birthday with a picture of her fighting fascists. #angelalansbury

Need something spooky to read? Horror of your choosing? Dinner is waiting for you. Cover art by @almir-lion-art.bsky.social Amazon.com/author/matthewpippin

He’s done beauty again!

Goodnight, Mrs. Bucket— Bouquet!” #patriciaroutledge