GOLD!!!!

Snipe.

Tame Impala prices are genuinely offensive. $200/ticket for lower level. Insane

Holy shit was that Liam???

It would be really fucking hilarious if United give up a goal in extra time of their next game to draw against west ham and that guy doesn’t get to cut his hair.

Fuck off and don’t come back you cowardly loser babies

“In theater” In their own country. Not military. Unfuckinghinged

I have found the dumbest motherfucker in the entire universe, impressively brain dead. Please primary this lunatic into never showing their face in public again.

Could do without all the Mumford and sons White Blank Page reels. Thanks tho.

Bovino being the fall guy with absolutely no meaningful change is not an acceptable outcome to all of this. Noem must be impeached Alex’s murderers must face a trial for their heinous crimes. Ideally ICE funding is cut off but I don’t think that’s realistic. I do know now is the time to pressure.

I think the one thing that I keep coming back to re: Trump - it’s incredible how he and his people are so fucking bad at this. Just the biggest bumbling group of dipshits known to man. Worries me to think what a competent person in his shoes could do.

Unimaginable level of lying.

On one hand I did finally get to see what it would look like in downtown if the Vikings ever won the Super Bowl. Also fuck ice.

This Vikings December winning streak has cost them the difference in picking something like 8th but instead they’ll probably pick 16th. Still missing the playoffs. Classic stuff.

Quintessential on brand Vikings to actually play well once they’re completely out of it.

I take no pleasure in reporting this but it is becoming painfully apparent that drafting JJ McCarthy was somehow a worse draft pick than Christian Ponder, which is the high water mark for worst draft pick ever by the Vikings. He is unplayable.

At least the Vikings are clearly actively trying to lose.

Target center floor is completely unhinged

Please let us have this scorigami, please no one screw this up

Ok I am not super familiar with St. Paul local politics. Someone help me out…. I thought Melvin Carter was generally quite well liked? Was there something going on that made him not worthy of another term? Just a general meh and people wanted someone more progressive? Genuinely curious!

These Seahawks jerseys 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

I miss giving a shit about baseball

Howl.

Would anyone like to discuss basketball pre-season power rankings?

Oh no.

Could you imagine a playoff baseball game in Minnesota tonight? Yuck. Good thing the ownership actively tried to ruin the team and made them unwatchable.

I am so disgusted with the state of this country that it is becoming nearly impossible to go a few hours without an overwhelming sense of dread making it impossible to focus on my work or family life. It is completely debilitating and I don’t know how we’re going to make it to 2028.

Great day when the Yankees are knocked out of the playoffs

Duval??

How did they not end it before that throw. Complete bullshit

Konate needs to be benched immediately

This man is addicted to wasting his money

Fully and unashamedly cheering for team Europe.

One of my favorite phenomenons is the LinkedIn post with the caption of “what an AMAZING event! Incredible turnout!” And it’s accompanied by a picture of like 8 people on a rooftop patio who look like they have no interest in being there. Daily occurrence on LinkedIn.

You can keep trying to shove it down my throat, NBC. It won’t work. I’m not watching the fucking paper show.

Biggest takeaway from last night is that I should in no way expect the Vikings to bring me an ounce of joy all year. In all sincerity it’s great to have my expectations properly calibrated this early in the season.

Pressing the mccarthy panic button

These two teams owe a heartfelt apology to the nation

SALAH!!!!!

I get why everyone hates Liverpool. That is so fucking annoyingly lucky. Anyways up the reds

Coordinating homecoming driving with other parents is turning into the most frustrating moving target experience ever. These people are insane

Good day to do some LinkedIn connection removals

Mccarthy will have a worse pro career than Christian ponder.

2-15 maybe.

Want to fucking throw up 45 minutes into the season!!!! SKOL baby!!!!!

Mercy rule?

Looking forward to another season of weapons grade stupid roughing the passer calls.

Funky Anthems only from now on. Slapa da bass!!

Hey can I have you guys do me a favor and register for tame impala tickets and if you get them could you sell them to me at face value? Thanks in advance. Chicago and San Diego preferred locations

FUCKING GET IN SOBO