This time we're definitely talking about CRITTERS. Not like that last time when we thought we were but were actually talking about GHOULIES, or that other time when we were talking about GREMLINS!! Ranking episode out now!!! #everythingsequel #critters #rankanddeclare

EXPENDA-POLL!! This is not your Dad's Expendable sequel ... actually one of them is!!! Vote on which sequel pitch you prefer from our last episode. #everythingsequel #theexpendables #polls poll.app.do/which-expend...

Stallone can't smile or frown! Stallone can't smile or frown! #everythingsequel #theexpendables #ranktheposter www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRdb...

And now the moment you will be waiting for after you read this and listen to the episode youtu.be/8NTiMyn2o_I?... Start with our original watch along of CRUEL JAWS and treat this Patreon ep as the sequel where nobody remembers what happened patreon.com/u61396869 #everythingsequel #patreon #crueljaws

Bronson, Russell, Reynolds, Eastwood, McQueen ... Hirsch ... our trusty time machine helps us pitch sequels to the EXPENDABLES series that could never exist otherwise. #everythingsequel #theexpendables #pitchasequel

Sometimes called TERMINATOR 2 (before there even was one) yet more a rip-off of ALIENS (after there was one) and DAY OF THE DEAD (which nobody ever talks about). Mattei May on Patreon begins with SHOCKING DARK #everythingsequel #brunomattei #shockingdark patreon.com/u61396869

We ask the why, why then, and what for questions about EXPEND4BLES, which may be the first live-action animation hybrid not advertised as such. #everythingsequel #theexpendables #Expend4bles

Old Team, Old Attitude, New Episode! The perfect blend of young and old, hot and not, bald and bearded ... and that's just your hosts!! THE EXPENDABLES 3 is now live!!! #everythingsequel #theexpendables #TheExpendables3

We're lumbering at full speed towards the airplane hangar as we track, find, and kill THE EXPENDABLES 2! Rest in Pieces Chuck Norris!! #everythingsequel #theexpendables #TheExpendables2

THE LEGEND OF FRITTON'S POLL-D!! For some reason we decided to pitch sequels to all the 2009 SINGLE SEQUELS we covered. You're welcome? Vote on the film that got the best pitches! Check out the PITCH A SEQUEL ep. #everythingsequel #2009singlesequels #pitchasequel poll.app.do/which-2009-s...

The long-awaited (by us!) return of Stallone Tourette's, Statham Voice, Public Domain Jack Ryan, McBain, and, of course, Bruno as we rank the EXPENDABLES sequels from 2 to 4bles!! #everythingsequel #theexpendables #rankanddeclare

How in the bag are we for Sly Stallone as a director? THE EXPENDABLES may be the sternest test of our predisposition to the Italian Demolition Man-ion! Join our Patreon on the Sly with a 7-day free trial!! #everythingsequel #theexpendables #patreon patreon.com/u61396869

I predict a sex crime! I predict a sex crime!! And a motel!!! Join us on YouTube as we rank posters for the 2009 single sequels and draw a line under this whole debacle. #everythingsequel #2009singlesequels #ranktheposters www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTuV...

We'll give you a podcast you won't believe but we don't want you to let it go because we're talking about First Blood! Turns out it's a prequel to Rambo and the theme song has lyrics!! #everythingsequel #patreon #FirstBlood patreon.com/u61396869

Where does the "the" go?! These and more riddles of the Sphinx on the PITCH A SEQUEL episode marking the end of our 2009 coverage!! #everythingsequel #2009singlesequels #pitchasequel

Come for the scantily-clad schoolgirls (that sounds wrong!) stay for the Amy Winehouse impersonation!! We have a teachable moment with ST. TRINIAN'S 2: THE LEGEND OF FRITTON'S GOLD!!! #everythingsequel #2009singlesequels #sttrinians2thelegendoffrittonsgold

Double Darko or Double Dookie? I'd say you decide but let's just agree the latter so you don't get mad at us for making you watch it! S. DARKO: A DONNIE DARKO TALE is available & the ep's different each time you rewind! #everythingsequel #2009singlesequels #sdarkoadonniedarkotale

We watched the one 2009 single sequel original that might be worse than its successor! For $10 you can find out why on Patreon ... and why one of us doesn't want to admit it!! #everythingsequel #TheMessengers #patreon patreon.com/u61396869

It's the Wizard of Oz legacy sequel you never knew you didn't need! Not really, it's just The Twilight Zone on a farm!! Our episode on MESSENGERS 2: THE SCARECROW is live!!! #everythingsequel #2009singlesequels #messengers2thescarecrow

An Easter bunny you will never forget! We watched DONNIE DARKO through the prism of S. DARKO which is the worst way to do it and the best way to forget the sequel!! Join our Patreon to find out more. #everythingsequel #patreon #donniedarko patreon.com/u61396869

Yes, dear. On the street in your mind ... Exterior vehicular action abounds in THE CELL 2!! #everythingsequel #2009singlesequels #thecell2

They say THE FIRST CUT is the deepest but they haven't seen VACANCY 2. We did so you don't have to!! #everythingsequel #2009singlesequels #vacancy2thefirstcut

Like Luke Skywalker, we're finishing what we started and heading back to a swamp planet we hate only to see our master die and find out we French-kissed our sister!! It's the return of 2009!!! #everythingsequel #2009singlesequels #rankanddeclare

HANNI-POLL!! Which of our pitches for HANNIBAL sequels do you prefer? Or, to put it another way, how long do you like your movies? Find them on our PITCH A SEQUEL episode. #everythingsequel #Hannibal #pitchasequel poll.app.do/which-hannib...

He was a Lithuanian Cannibal! Head over to YouTube for our ranking of the HANNIBAL posters and find out what series we're doing next!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyZb... #everythingsequel #hannibal #ranktheposters

It wouldn't be sequel awards ceremony without a sequel! You'll also get to find out the best sequels of 2025!! It's the 2nd part of the 1st quinquennial (looked it up yet?) Sequeys!!! #thesequeys #patreon #TheOscars patreon.com/u61396869

Before turning the knife and fork on himself ... It's time to pitch sequels for the HANNIBAL series. Which pitch eats its own tail and which is on the nose?!! #everythingsequel #Hannibal #pitchasequel

It's that time of the year when Hollywood slacks off + produces only ceremonial content for a month, so why should we be any different? 5 years of sequels go head-to-head in the 1st quinquennial (look it up!) Sequeys! #everythingsequel #patreon #thesequeys patreon.com/u61396869

I want Hannibal in America becoming a psychiatrist. Best I can do you is Canada as a medical student. Our episode on HANNIBAL RISING is now live! #everythingsequel #Hannibal #HannibalRising

It's a no-brainer (or a Ray Liotta) you should listen to our episode on HANNIBAL. Just don't call the smell police on our commentary! #everythingsequel #Hannibal #hannibalmovie

It's time for some quid pro quo, we tell you things about THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS, you tell us things about what we think of this 1991 sequel to MANHUNTER. #everythingsequel #Hannibal #thesilenceofthelambs

I want Brian Cox in THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS. Best I can do you is Anthony Hopkins in MANHUNTER. It's ten years older for younger as we re-meet Hannibal Lektor ... sorry, Lector ... in pre-reboot RED DRAGON on Patreon. #everythingsequel #patreon #reddragon patreon.com/u61396869

We have a job for you - more like an interesting errand - and that's to listen to us rank the HANNIBAL sequels. Is it the no-brainer (henceforth to be called a Liotta) that it seems? #everythingsequel #Hannibal #rankanddeclare

Everything with you is listening, isn't it? Listening to what, though? You've been listening to our Patreon, haven't you my man? Time to listen to our ep on MANHUNTER+ which series we're doing next. Do you see? #everythingsequel #patreon #manhunter patreon.com/u61396869

Can we borrow $20 to give back to you to refresh your memory of how good THE NAKED GUN: FROM THE FILES OF POLICE SQUAD is? It even makes O.J. Simpson funny + that's a tall order. Another gift from our patreon before we rebuild the paywall... #everythingsequel #NakedGun #PoliceSquad

Our backdoor pilot for a New Year of podcasting is a gift from our Patreon on the comedy classic AIRPLANE! Another peek behind the paywall next week before we drop new episodes in February!! #everythingsequel #patreon #airplane

It's our annual week off so if you want your hit of The Everything Sequel Podcast you'll have to subscribe to our Patreon where you can hear our episode on FINAL DESTINATION and several years' worth of bonus episodes. #everythingsequel #patreon #finaldestination patreon.com/u61396869

What are you waiting for? While we clean the crabs and corpse from your trunk in actual time, enjoy our Patreon ep this slasher franchise original from 1997. Tip us $5 for detailing and we'll call it quits!! #everythingsequel #patreon #IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer patreon.com/u61396869

Did you get all that? Our final episode of the year and last legacy sequel of 2025 is THE NAKED GUN. Do you see LA?!! #everythingsequel #2025legacysequels #TheNakedGun

I'll still always know what you did in the Summers of 1997 & 2025!! We continue our round-up of the year's legacy sequels. #everythingsequel #IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer #2025legacysequels

The first rule of Kung-Fu is ... always bow to the 90s headshot of Jackie Chan!! Our episode on KARATE KIDS: LEGENDS is live!!! #everythingsequel #2025legacysequels #KarateKidLegends

Another Patreon episode on our horror binges. This one is a minute longer than the last. And it won't cost you a penny more ... than $10!! #everythingsequel #patreon #horrormovies patreon.com/u61396869

Another legacy sequel, another BLOODLINES but it may not be the same old story. We begin our round-up of 2025 with the latest addition to the FINAL DESTINATION franchise. #everythingsequel #2025legacysequels #FinalDestinationBloodlines

In a misguided attempt to save ourselves work, we decided to do this month's Patreon episodes about all the horror movies we watched during October. Behold Part 1 of - unbelievably - 2 episodes of equal length!! #everythingsequel #horrormovies #patreon patreon.com/u61396869

This is podcasting!! Head to YouTube and watch us rank the posters for the NIGHTMARE series. Whatever you do, don't fall asleep ... before we tell you what series we're doing next!!! #everythingsequel #anightmareomelmstreet #ranktheposter www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw6O...

POLL-OVER!! Which of our pitches do you bitches prefer? Head over to our feed to find them. #everythingsequel #anightmareonelmstreet #polls poll.app.do/which-nightm...

It's our bitch ... sorry ... pitch episode!! We also pitch different versions of the truth about dreams!!! #everythingsequel #anightmareonelmstreet #pitchasequel

Place your bets! The Sleepytime Killer vs. Pissed Goalie. Who will win? Check out this - or last year's - episode on FREDDY VS. JASON to find out!! #everythingsequel #anightmareonelmstreet #fridaythe13th

There are signs that the local buildings and sidewalks are cracking as we have our seismic chat about Wes Craven’s New Nightmare! Get this + all our eps wherever you get good podcasts. #maybenotagoodnightmaremovie #alsopossiblynotagoodfreddymovie #definitelyagoodmoviemoviethough

One, two, no Robert Englund for you. Three, Four, they never made any more. Five, six, get your pedo kicks. Seven, Eight, fandom really hates. Nine, ten ... dollars you will send!! #anightmareonelmstreet #patreon #2010 patreon.com/u61396869