Can we borrow $20 to give back to you to refresh your memory of how good THE NAKED GUN: FROM THE FILES OF POLICE SQUAD is? It even makes O.J. Simpson funny + that's a tall order. Another gift from our patreon before we rebuild the paywall... #everythingsequel #NakedGun #PoliceSquad

Our backdoor pilot for a New Year of podcasting is a gift from our Patreon on the comedy classic AIRPLANE! Another peek behind the paywall next week before we drop new episodes in February!! #everythingsequel #patreon #airplane

It's our annual week off so if you want your hit of The Everything Sequel Podcast you'll have to subscribe to our Patreon where you can hear our episode on FINAL DESTINATION and several years' worth of bonus episodes. #everythingsequel #patreon #finaldestination patreon.com/u61396869

What are you waiting for? While we clean the crabs and corpse from your trunk in actual time, enjoy our Patreon ep this slasher franchise original from 1997. Tip us $5 for detailing and we'll call it quits!! #everythingsequel #patreon #IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer patreon.com/u61396869

Did you get all that? Our final episode of the year and last legacy sequel of 2025 is THE NAKED GUN. Do you see LA?!! #everythingsequel #2025legacysequels #TheNakedGun

I'll still always know what you did in the Summers of 1997 & 2025!! We continue our round-up of the year's legacy sequels. #everythingsequel #IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer #2025legacysequels

The first rule of Kung-Fu is ... always bow to the 90s headshot of Jackie Chan!! Our episode on KARATE KIDS: LEGENDS is live!!! #everythingsequel #2025legacysequels #KarateKidLegends

Another Patreon episode on our horror binges. This one is a minute longer than the last. And it won't cost you a penny more ... than $10!! #everythingsequel #patreon #horrormovies patreon.com/u61396869

Another legacy sequel, another BLOODLINES but it may not be the same old story. We begin our round-up of 2025 with the latest addition to the FINAL DESTINATION franchise. #everythingsequel #2025legacysequels #FinalDestinationBloodlines

In a misguided attempt to save ourselves work, we decided to do this month's Patreon episodes about all the horror movies we watched during October. Behold Part 1 of - unbelievably - 2 episodes of equal length!! #everythingsequel #horrormovies #patreon patreon.com/u61396869

This is podcasting!! Head to YouTube and watch us rank the posters for the NIGHTMARE series. Whatever you do, don't fall asleep ... before we tell you what series we're doing next!!! #everythingsequel #anightmareomelmstreet #ranktheposter www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw6O...

POLL-OVER!! Which of our pitches do you bitches prefer? Head over to our feed to find them. #everythingsequel #anightmareonelmstreet #polls poll.app.do/which-nightm...

It's our bitch ... sorry ... pitch episode!! We also pitch different versions of the truth about dreams!!! #everythingsequel #anightmareonelmstreet #pitchasequel

Place your bets! The Sleepytime Killer vs. Pissed Goalie. Who will win? Check out this - or last year's - episode on FREDDY VS. JASON to find out!! #everythingsequel #anightmareonelmstreet #fridaythe13th

There are signs that the local buildings and sidewalks are cracking as we have our seismic chat about Wes Craven’s New Nightmare! Get this + all our eps wherever you get good podcasts. #maybenotagoodnightmaremovie #alsopossiblynotagoodfreddymovie #definitelyagoodmoviemoviethough

One, two, no Robert Englund for you. Three, Four, they never made any more. Five, six, get your pedo kicks. Seven, Eight, fandom really hates. Nine, ten ... dollars you will send!! #anightmareonelmstreet #patreon #2010 patreon.com/u61396869

The worst title in the series but is it the worst movie? Our episode on FREDDY'S DEAD: THE FINAL NIGHTMARE is out now in your dreamcatcher ... sorry podcatcher!! #everythingsequel #anightmareonelmstreet #freddysdeadtgefinalnightmare

One, two, an original for you. Three, four, a Halloween horror. Five ... dollars to keep us alive! #anightmareonelmstreet #Patreon #halloween2025 patreon.com/u61396869

It's abhorrent!! Not even Super-Freddy can save the day when it comes to A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 5: THE DREAM CHILD. We're slashing everything except the episode's running time!!! #everythingsequel #anightmareonelmstreet #TheDreamChild

What is a Dream Master? It's clear to one of us! Listen to us while we piss fire and do invisible karate over A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4: THE DREAM MASTER. #everythingsequel #anightmareonelmstreet #thedreammaster

The birth of "bitch" and the first time Freddy is a night vampire. Our episode on NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3: DREAM WARRIORS is now live. You don't have to dream no more! #everythingsequel #nightmareonelmstreet #dreamwarriors

Can we borrow 20 bucks to give back to refresh your memory of how good THE NAKED GUN is? So much so, it even makes O.J. Simpson funny, and that's a tall order. And other actors ... good ones! It'll cost you half that to listen on Patreon #everythingsequel #thenakedgun #patreon patreon.com/u61396869

We had a spanking good time talking about A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2: FREDDY'S REVENGE and we go balls-deep in our coverage of this much-maligned yet imperfect sequel. #everythingsequel #anightmareonelmstreet #anightmareonelmstreet2

Surely, you're going to want to join us on Patreon to listen to our episode on AIRPLANE! Even if it is just us going page by page through an instructional manual of screen comedy. You can trust us, we're podcasters. #everythingsequel #patreon #airplane patreon.com/u61396869

We've had sleepless nights trying to figure out our rankings for the NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET series but we couldn't dream of a better franchise to cover!! Wake up and smell the glove!!! #everythingsequel #anightmareonelmstreet #rankanddeclare

MISSION IMPOSTERABLE!! Join us on YouTube as we rank the posters for the MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE series and tell you about the dream of a franchise we're tackling next!! #everythingsequel #missionimpossible #ranktheposters www.youtube.com/watch?v=D366...

MISSION IMPOSSI-POLL!! Vote on the MISSSION: IMPOSSIBLE sequel you least don't want to see. Find our pitches on the latest episode and don't forget to go to YouTube next week to find out what series we're doing next. #everythingsequel #missionimpossible #pitchasequel poll.app.do/which-missio...

Our impossible mission draws to an end but not before we pitch sequels to a series that is already two films too long! Plus we read your comments and discuss how this franchise destroyed our democracy!! #everythingsequel #missionimpossible #pitchasequel

The best commentaries start with a quotable. A really long quotable that is itself a voice over quotable. That's how you know it's funny. Because it's so long. #patreon #TheLegoBatmanMovie patreon.com/u61396869

Join us for another edition of Beat The Running Time as we see how MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - THE FINAL RECKONING likes being played at its own game in our latest overlong episode which will keep you going for at least a week!! #everythingsequel #missionimpossible #TheFinalReckoning

Back to BATMAN quicker than we anticipated and we'll keep doing them until someone other than Christopher Nolan gets credit. Our Patreon Bat-Bonus begins with MASK OF THE PHANTASM. #everythingsequel #BatmanMaskOfThePhantasm #patreon patreon.com/u61396869

MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE- DEAD RETCONNING ... wait ... RECKONING PART 1 is our latest impossible edition - not a meatless alternative just unbelievable we're still talking about the series. #everythingsequel #missionimpossible #DeadReckoningPart1

Henry Cavill's Moustache, The Blitzer Manuever, Non-Consensual Halo Jumps ... And More in our new episode covering MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE: FALLOUT, the best end to the series that is not even close to being the end of the series. #everythingsequel #missionimpossible #fallout

Have a night at the Opera on us as the highs keep coming in the MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE franchise with ROGUE NATION ... try not to say it like Jiminy Glick! #everythingsequel #missionimpossible #RogueNation

Sometimes you need an animator to do a live-action director's job ... our ep on Brad Bird's stab at a MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - GHOST PROTOCOL wherever you get podcasts! We hope you rate and review us as highly as we do this movie! #everythingsequel #MissionImpossible #GhostProtocol

The best way to troll J.K. Rowling for stealing John Carl Buechler's intellectual property - + other crimes - is to see TROLL! The second of our miniature monster double bill on this month's Patreon Try a 7-Day FREE trial! #everythingsequel #patreon #troll patreon.com/user?u=61396869

How much of this movie takes place in a toilet? How much has Mike been keeping from Tom about what happens in this movie? The answers may shock you right down to your ... GHOULIES! A miniature monster double bill this month on Patreon! #everythingsequel #patreon #ghoulies patreon.com/user?u=61396869

The dingo ate your screenplay ... it's Misogynist ... sorry ... Mission: Impossible 2!! #everythingsequel #missionimpossible #missionimpossible2

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to listen to us rank and declare for the Mission: Impossible series. The real question is what will Tom do with a JJ Abrams movie?!!! #twentyfiveyearsworthofsequels #thereisastandoutsequelatthetop #thereisastandoutsequelatthebottom

POLL-IES!! Vote on which of our GHOULIES sequel pitches you want to dredge from the bowl and which you want flushing down the toilet!!! Find them on our PITCH A SEQUEL episodes wherever you get podcasts. #everythingsequel #ghoulies #pitchasequel poll.app.do/which-ghouli...

Which poster is Ghou-least and which is Ghoul-most? Our RANK THE POSTER video episode for the GHOULIES series is now LIVE on YouTube! #everythingsequel #ghoulies #ranktheposter

The 1st ever dramatization of Trump's 2nd presidential term happened a year before he re-took office ... and it's called KINGDOM OF THE PLANET OF THE APES!! Our latest @Patreon ep is available after a free trial patreon.com/user?u=61396869 #everythingsequel #patreon #planetoftheapes

It's a GHOULIES sequel pitch sandwich but who is the filling and who is the bread ... and why do I suddenly feel sick?!! Our GHOULIES SERIES PITCH A SEQUEL is now live!!! #everythingsequel #ghoulies #pitchasequel

Hear about the Apes getting their Independence from Humans - w/absolutely no connection to day this is being posted - on our Apes-a-poppin' Patreon double bill. A 7-day FREE trial is all you need to listen!! #everythingsequel #patreon #planetoftheapes patreon.com/user?u=61396...

It's Rosencranz & Ghouldenstern Are Dead as we watch the Ghoulies watch the events of GHOULIES IV at a safe distance from the plot!! And discuss the porn proclivities of its director. Now live wherever Pentagrams are drawn!!! #everythingsequel #ghoulies #ghoulies4

It's Prank Week on Everything Sequel and that can only mean one thing ... GHOULIES!!! Actually, it doesn't mean that at all but nonetheless GHOULIES GO TO COLLEGE is available now to your ears. #everythingsequel #ghoulies #ghouliesgotocollege

This month on Patreon we throw you a boner in the form of THE CANNONBALL RUN but no apes here, much to Tom's chagrin! Race slowly to the finish line w/a 7-Day FREE TRIAL to see if you want to become a benefactor. #everythingsequel #TheCannonballRun #patreon patreon.com/user?u=61396869

What is a Ghoulie? We tackle this question and more ... actually, just this question ... on our GHOULIES RANKING episode. Definitely one to listen to while you're on the toilet!! #everythingsequel #ghoulies #rankanddeclare

This month on Patreon we're throwing you a bone in the form of 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY + we go ape over it ... especially the apes! Start a FREE TRIAL and get access to literally hundreds of hours of bonus eps with more to come! #everythingsequel #patreon #2001aspaceodyssey patreon.com/user?u=61396869

TRADING POST-ERS!! We rank the posters of THE DOLLARS TRILOGY ... with a twist!! We also reveal our next series, which we only know by its poster!!! Head to our YouTube channel for the video. #everythingsequel #ranktheposter #DollarsTrilogy www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIXB...