@goldlikejoel.bsky.social ‘s Gold please:

None if this will matter before long. Next year if ranked 11 or higher ND is AUTOMATICALLY in the cfp no matter the circumstances.

Holy shit

I hope everyone on the committee gets a painful cancer of the aids of the ass. Get bama’s dick out of your mouth.

If you don’t count bama losing a conference championship - QUIT COMPLAINING ABOUT ND NOT BEING IN A CONFERENCE. Fuck off.

Alabama could lose 12 games and these espn morons would still want them in the playoffs. #cfb

Apparently, I was so high a few days ago that I bought a recliner on Amazon

I think i just experienced ego death.

My daughter has decided to go vegetarian, which pretty much makes me vegetarian

My Spotify age. Why? Probably from listening to @goldlikejoel.bsky.social and getting lumped in with his homies at the retirement home

Lots of bands are announcing spring and summer tours @goldlikejoel.bsky.social If other bands jumped off a bridge WOULD YOU DO IT TOO?

Crazy how nobody is talking about Brian Kelly for any if these job openings

TB slander will nit be tolerated.

It’s certainly cold In The Kitchen tonight huh @umphreys.com ?

To be honest, the best CFB story this year was Kent State winning 5 games.

Gambling and NIL has ruined college football.

Apparently O$U can false start with impunity. That’s THREE that haven’t been called.

TELL ME THE REFS DONT HAVE MONEY ON THIS GAME. GTFOH.

If I’m lean Kiffin, at my introductory pep rally at LSU, I come out and I say “Meee n mah FAMOLEEEE….”

Just saw a couple at the airport wearing SC gear head to toe. Gave them a “Go Irish” as they went by.

Laney Wilson - not talented enough or hot enough to do pop music, so she wears a cowboy hat and uses a Brian Kelly accent.

Y’all wanna see a dead body?

Hide your Davenports, hide your Ottomans.

Oscar de la Puta

@goldlikejoel.bsky.social killed it last night on nugs. More proof that he should tour with a REAL piano. That instrument sounded amazing.

@goldlikejoel.bsky.social how is this not in Joel’s Gold???

Wait until you hear about @goldlikejoel.bsky.social & The Warm Beers.

I just found out that Stevie Wonder’s real name is Stevland Hardaway Morris….what next? We’re probably gonna find out @goldlikejoel.bsky.social real name is Joelseph Cornelius Remington III or some shit.

LET’S GO BUBBA

Fuck Kim Davis. Right in the ear.

To be fair, the dick jokes were better back then

Dammit @goldlikejoel.bsky.social . Watching the nugs vid…. Quit fucking with us and just start touring with a baby grand.

I have to go to Fuck Ass, I mean Portsmouth Ohio tomorrow for two days. Fuck.

BRENTFORD BEES BITCH!

Say his name. THIAGO!!! #ComeonyouReds

It’s 5pm and I’m back in bed watch TV. It’s cold and dark outside. I’m old. Fuck off.

@goldlikejoel.bsky.social none of my picks or shows that I was at made HoF. I’m done being a fan.

@goldlikejoel.bsky.social when you yell song requests mid-set

@goldlikejoel.bsky.social if this isn’t on the next HoF, I’ll never listen to UM again. No more shows. Which means it won’t be….

There’s never been a first ballot HoF candidate like this one. This is Tom Brady, Michael Jordan, Wayne Gretzky….all in one. THAT is incredible stuff.

@goldlikejoel.bsky.social same for 10/26 Linear. Jesus.

@goldlikejoel.bsky.social ‘s Gold nomination. Absolute fire solo here.

Also, name a better refrain (I guess that’s what it’s called)

@goldlikejoel.bsky.social I appreciate the tease for us old dogs who know who Judge Wapner was. Maybe if this was the theme song it would’ve stayed on the air longer.

Jesus. Dude crushed that.

Really? YOU MISS THREE KICKS AND YOURE BACK THERE SMILING????

Where is BK when we need someone to threaten our kicker’s life?