If I ran for office my official campaign slogan would be: FUCK ICE FUND HEALTH CARE

That one kid over his right should appears to be checking his venmo to see if the transaction cleared.

I asked ChatGPT if it was a murder and it wouldn’t initially answer so I asked for an opinion and this is what I got. I’m not in X but what would Grok say. Hmm…

I’m really disappointed that Tomlin is retiring but will take solace in that surly old doofus Aaron Rogers playing like shit and handling it by lashing out at his teammates while he sat on the bench by himself thinking he was the team. What a clown.

RIP Bob Weir, so glad I got to see you perform. He was a part of the fabric of my life. He was a modern link to counter culture sixties. www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

Can you guys believe that Kamala was going to out herself on the national park pass decal if she were elected?

American hubris will give China the mantle of world leader. Too many of us think crushing beers and having infallible belief in our superiority supersedes hard work and investment in research and education. It’s pitiful the loss of exceptionalism is self inflicted.

Watching this football game reminds me of the bread circus in old Rome. We out here watching gladiators while the government is doing some real shady shit.

They will excuse this Ice murder. It amazes me how all these “self-made, true American, patriots” love the taste of shoe polish on jack boots.

When do Kid Rock, Billy Ray Cyrus, Lee Greenwood and Morgan Wallen play the Trump Kennedy Center!

All this bullshit foreign policy is MASHA. Make America Stay Home Again because we aren’t going to be safe anywhere in the world.

I think Trump loves CBS so much because he sees it as the Tiffany network. He still sees 60 minutes as carrying the same weight it did when it was what everyone watched after the Sunday NFL games concluded. He is locked in time as we all do as we get older.

Who knew regime change was so complicated. Trump Probably In about six weeks. And then… A quick surge to get things under control. You will barely notice. Look at these plans for a beachside resort.

I’m so sick of the oligarchy.

Just think of all the AI data centers we could build in Venezuela and power them with Venezuelan oil. It will be like a dog eating its own poop.

It doesn’t even seem real. We are watching the tide recede further and further out and pleased with extra beach while ignoring the coming tsunami. We have effectively given China permission to invade Taiwan. Are China, Russia and USA the new Axis?

How long before the counter insurgency in Venezuela causes the Unites States to have boots on the ground? How long before this becomes our new national quagmire?

Happy New Year! I always make an effort to do this each New Year. I skip the ham hock but use some chicken bullion. Lucked up on some fresh black eyes. Every time I eat this way, I think why don’t I do this more.

Here is an earnest wish that 2026 sees a swing toward empathy, environmentalism, acceptance, sanity, justice, humanism and eating the rich.

You know when everyone is doing well no one give a fuck about wealthy people.

I wonder if the olds are going to vote to deport the person bathing them and caring for them?

Well, that was about the most exciting 20 seconds or so of football I’ve seen all year. Lobos vs. Gophers Kick return for a touch and then an absolute bonkers fake trick, trick play for the 2 point conversion.

We should start calling Republicans the Vichy Tide Party. Sorry Bammy.

It’s time we revoke Stephen Miller’s right to be called Stephen. If enough Stephen’s unite we can make it happen right? He needs a made up name like Chaddithy or Jimogonist. Chaddithy Miller, Jimogonist Miller, it has a ring to it, no?

Anyone else think that Dan Bongino knows what is in the Epstein files? His resignation seems suspect and he has been eerily quiet. He seems to have some sort of conscience. Maybe he cracks. C’mon Dan, the truth will set you free!

I'm late to giving Tuesday. I've made donations to GPBTV, SPLC, A local center that helps adults with disabilities and ProPublica. I've got more money in the fund. I'm open to ideas. I mean this is likely to fade to oblivion, but I would like to know who was important enough to get your donations?

I’m out here hiding from everyone I know and about to eat a hot dog. When you are beat down with responsibility everywhere in life it’s moments like these, the quiet. the freedom, the time for calm contemplation you are restored.

Can white people be redeemed? Serious question. We’ve tied ourselves to the mast of this bullshit. It would have never happened without us. I’m tired of blaming the lost Hispanic or black voters. Trump is still over 50% with us white people. That needs to be the discussion point blank.

Oh wow, I hitched my wagon to a movement that devalues women unless they are in the home deferring to their husbands or have “machine gun” lips. I can’t believe this happened!

I’m just a dumb dumb in a rural part of the world but is it feasible that the Epstein files leak? Or the congressional files leak? I mean surely someone wants to see the right side of the burn it all down equation burned down.

It’s obvious where the problem lies. It’s with white people afraid of a changing face of America. I guess when you have safe-guarded your power for so long it’s easy to be afraid that being a minority without power is a bad thing no matter what kind of crap sandwich you have to eat to keep it.

Presidenting by whimsy

Signs of dementia: Screaming Swearing Complaining Constant requests for attention Being negative Emotional outbursts Strange noises (unwarranted laughter, crying) Inappropriate language (cursing, sexual advances) Repetitive questions and sentences This seems to be the tone based on the skeets.

This ODU vs. USF empty seat cure bowl has been good so far. Kind of a shame no one is there.

It’s crazy to me that we all just seem kinda cool with it. Like meh, so what if one of the legion of mass shooters escapes containment. We got the other 99% and statistically that’s like the margin of error to 100%. So maybe this guy doesn’t even count.

Being a man is hard: Being supportive Showing up Maintaining a house Working Being a partner Self-examination Being human Admitting fault Righting your wrongs Learning Bro-influencers are weak. They sell a narrative of never growing up or being responsible, that somehow society has failed men.

Bammy having -3 rushing yards… also, that personal foul call on Demello Jones was pure shite. What a game.

When you are that virile the hormones necessitate naps.

Pavia looking like Mike Alstott out there. Vandy vs. UT

Is there a fake Melania? That chick helping Trump on Marine one: A. Smiled a genuine looking smile B. Had a big badonkadonk C. Was actually touching Trump Also, Trump looked unsteady and seemed to be dragging his left foot.

We are being governed by people who think you can turn lead into gold… just a dumb as hell time to be American. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...

Wouldn’t mind a rule change to say a ball is dead at the spot if the foul when there is a targeting call. Iowa/Nebraska

I love UGA but they have had the tendency to play GT in the last two games as if GT is a top ranked school. I predict a slow start for UGA and a second half shut out of GT while Georgia cruises to a win. Also, I wish we could stop barking at people. I know I’m in the minority but jeepers it’s dumb.

@danlehner.bsky.social I followed you because I need to know why you are listed as Paul Khruangbin. Please respond. It’s important for my research.

This is delicious considering the conspiracy theories these clowns have indulged because of expediency. James lizard in a skin suit Comer.

Who is the most insufferable opinionated puffed shirt who occasionally has something profound to say but spends most of their time bordering on being a troll.

It won’t be these delusional sociopaths who suffer when the AI bubble implodes. It will be everyday investors who have their 401k managed by some no skin in the game assclown. I’m sick of this cycle. What concerns are there about an AI bubble? www.npr.org/2025/11/23/n...

What the heck is old bingo BANGO Bongino up to? thehill.com/policy/natio...

Of course we know what will happen. All these vapor ware AI forms deserve not a damn cent (RIP) when the bubble inevitably bursts.

Now that the Epstein bill is going to the Senate I predict some sort of military incursion into Venezuela in the next 96 hours.