"In theater"?? Minneapolis is not a war zone, you utter cock.

In which Trump's border cur reassures us that if we continue to say mean things about his stormtroopers, they will kill us. Seriously fuck this guy.

This mook, like most of his on-screen buddies, is not from New Jersey. He's from Staten Island, which is a place loathed by everyone from New Jersey. www.nj.com/politics/202...

The people at the New York Post aren't very bright.

Trump's outright love for Putin is just plain creepy. This tweet read like the diary entry of a lovestruck teen.

For the record, this sort of thing is entirely unnecessary, bordering on idiotic. Core 2A advocates have already gone on the record as defending Alex Pretti's right to carry as well as the stupidity of the rhetoric coming from the Trump administration. This is just lame on-field celebration.

Kristi "Cricket" Noem obviously missed the "keep your mouth shut and never rat on your friends" part of the mob movie. Getting strong "Frankie Carbone in the meat truck" vibes from this one.

The Proud Boys are *not* gonna like this.

Ron Johnson is a fucking idiot and his caregivers should probably just stop feeding him.

HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN ASS ADULT AND NOT KNOW HOW DOG BREEDING WORKS

Getting rid of authoritarian figures by making them look bad is a lesson that those of us of a generation learned from watching Hogan's Heroes.

Quick, name a person without a single redeeming quality.

Let him talk. That's always been the case with Trump. He can't shut up, he's incapable of not saying stupid things. If he wants to piss off the rabid 2A contingent, by all means let him. Never interrupt your opponent when he's making a mistake.

Look, this isn't a revelation. We knew all along we'd be going up against Meal Team 6. It was inevitable. Personally, I've always liked our chances.

If you kick off an all-hands meeting by addressing why nobody wants you there in the first place, you might have bigger problems.

"The News organization isn't sustainable if it only does the news" seems like a bad take on how to run a news organization.

Haven't seen her porn, don't have any desire to see her crossover.

Is it a "demotion" if it was never really a job? Bovino's title of "Commander at large" does not actually exist. Technically, he's still a CBP district commander of some district in central California.

Greg Bovino has been exfil'd from Minneapolis.

Back to the Badlands, puppy killer. Back to the Badlands.

Looking forward to Trump's "Judas speech" on Kristi Noem. "She was terrible, did a horrible job. I don't understand why Biden hired her."

Ya know what's really frustrating... Most of us could kick the holy livin' shit out of Stephen Miller.

"We'll leave if you turn over your voter registration records" sounds an awful lot like "I just need you to find me 11,780 votes".

Minnesota AG should have issued warrants yesterday, so that he could issue another one, today, on Bovino for Aiding & Abetting.

Bovino is as wrong as can be. When "law enforcement" is assaulting private citizens, for no reason, in the execution of an illegitimate occupation of a city, that is FUCKING PRECISELY when those rights count.

This is clear evidence of a homicide. The Minnesota AG's office should immediately order the arrest of Greg Bovino. Keep him locked in a cell for however long they're allowed, then charge him with something.

This is the best that Stetson Law School could do. Parents - if you have a child who wants to go to law school, please don't cheap out and send them to shitty law schools. If they can't get into a good one, maybe talk to them about another career.

Random thought... Whatever happened to all that stuff that Lev Parnas allegedly remembered?

#Flemington This is from Linda Tronolone, Coldwell Banker Real Estate LLC and USAG Gymnastics Coach Shields Gymnastics in. Flemington, in response to the death of a human being.

This is harmful messaging from a guy with a pretty big platform. The federal government has nothing to do with elections - particularly in non-presidential years. Martial law, nationwide, would require the full manpower of the U.S. military and even that would prove insufficient.

Additional, necessary wisdom from @kenwhite.bsky.social

Note the posture. Extremely poor (nonexistent) defensive tactics. All clustered together, milling about, no unit cohesiveness, no discipline. Make of it what you will.

The most recent killing in Minneapolis is disguising. One ask: please do not demand to know when we’re taking our country back, don’t demand that people fight - unless you, yourself, are 100% prepared to do so.

When you're late for your flight and don't have time to return the rental car.

So wife & I go to the Rutgers bball game as is our custom. They’re giving away these weird trading cards. 10 feet in the door there’s guys buying them for 200-300 bucks. I have no idea what has happened but I have more money now than when I started.

Chris Smith (NJ-4) and Jeff van Drew (NJ-2) represent that portion of New Jersey that is basically Alabama. NJ-4 got redrawn a few years back because Smith was going to lose his seat. The blue portion went to NJ-3, thereafter represented by Andy Kim and now Dr. Herb Conaway. Smith is a turd.

Many people are saying that Usha only got pregnant because she threw away JD's Ethan Allen catalog.

"For a limited time only! And for the low, low price of $1 million!"

There's still time...

I'd like to take this opportunity to sincerely thank our NATO allies for their contributions during the post-9/11 hostilities. Please understand that America is grateful. Pay no mind to the ramblings of an idiot, upjumped by the 80 million other idiots who stayed home on election day.

I want a job where people pay me millions of dollars to babble about shit I thought of when I was high.

Cognitive impairment on more levels than an Escher painting.

CBP does NOT have final removal orders for little kids. Period, full stop. So the fact that they're snatching little kids off the street is one very big thing that can be immediately taken to court.

Bovino throws like a girl.

More unsurprising revelations about Temu Tom Haverford.

I'm starting to feel a lot like @radiofreetom.bsky.social. There are just too many people who seem to think that we're living in the border provinces of Pakistan as opposed to a place where things are mostly working as they have been.

Lawrence O'Donnell is absolutely spit roasting Trump right now

Howard Lutnick should be heckled everywhere he goes.