I'm too old for this shit. But I'll do it if I have to.

If you want to commit a federal crime, do it now, because the DOJ and federal courts are gonna be occupied 24/7 with this stupid bullshit.

Your reminder that Elon Musk pussied out of a fight with Mark Zuckerberg.

Hot take: 'Alien' is a great movie that is 23 minutes too long. The last crew member dies 94 minutes into the 117 minute film. At that point, you know Ripley will survive so the plot is essentially done.

Keith Urban with the greatest self-own of all time.

"My name is Reek."

All members of the Texas National Guard deployed to states other than Texas for purposes of supporting federal incursion should rightly be considered enemy combatants.

I've always found it offensive that the people who complain loudest about tax dollars paying for shared services are the people who truly pay almost nothing in taxes.

This is your reminder that over a 20 year career in motorsports Danica Patrick competed in 633 races and won... 1.

Someone needs help with their history homework.

Guys - DISABLE THE VEHICLES. They're not gov't owned, they're doubtless rental cars, the rental company would have to press charges for you to be prosecuted and it's unlikely they'd do that. Slash the tires, etc.

Freehold NJ - Octoberfest. Springsteen’s home town and probably the most multicultural community in the state. Peace, joy and harmony.

A huge missed opportunity by Pritzker, here. He absolutely should call up his troops. And he should deploy them to protect the people of Chicago.

Honestly, this is the kind of "lead from the front" mentality you want in a life coach.

It would be more poetic if they all came back tomorrow and trashed the place.

While the Democrats in Congress do nothing but sit around and kvetch like some old ladies canasta group.

I just picked a ghost pepper from the remnants of the vegetable garden - and immediately pitched it into the woods. It had what appeared to be a worm hole in it and I decided I didn't want to meet the worm who could chew through a ghost pepper.

"Show a little gratitude"? Hey J.D. Fuckin Crackhead's Kid Hillbilly Douchebag Vance - Fuck. You.

Just because...

True story: you can not, under any circumstances, be criminally charged with violating an invalid Executive Order.

Utter twit.

Rise. Up.

Blue Oyster Cult needs to sue these assholes into oblivion.

Every single one of these people look like they're just begging to be punched in the face...

Mike Luckovich for the win, again.

When history looks back, the shame of the United States will be allowing the world's most stupid dictator to ascend to power. This idiot is confounded by absolutely everything. That people are actually afraid of him is nothing short of mind-boggling.

John Bonjovi will be feeding furloughed federal employees for free. SWMHS Class of 1980, baby.

@morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social is passing on multiple opportunities to point out that the cities leading the nation in violent crime per capita are RED cities. Instead he's letting this babbling twit walk all over him. I lose respect for Scarborough every single day.

Lisa McClain (R-MI) is a dispshit.

Drug-addled old man wants to rewind naval weapons platforms to the 1930s.

This. Governors of blue states need to activate their National Guards. If Trump threatens to deploy troops in their cities, then they need to preemptively deploy their own NG troops as a buffer.

No one elected Stephen Miller.

Every single minute of Trump's speech was treasonous. Every single minute of it contained evidence of a crime. Our elected reps in Congress need to WAKE THE FUCK UP AND GET RID OF HIM.

That he believes any of this is nothing short of a clear sign that he's sufficiently brain damaged as to pose a threat to the nation. 25A Now.

A lot of people are considering this. The media is refusing to talk about it.

"Seems to only be getting worse." If only.

Oof.

Trump believes anything he sees on Fox News, in much the same way that Ron Burgundy will read anything that's on the teleprompter.

Not pointing out that Trump thinks communism has existed "for thousands of years" kinda buries the lede.

"...coal just makes the world go round" is an incredibly stupid comment that, sadly, won't even crack today's Stupid Top 10 from this administration.

@morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social talking about the Michigan & North Carolina shootings this morning, noting both perps are former marines and saying "gun violence is out of control". No... how 'bout Trump has radicalized former service members into carrying out terrorist attacks on civilians?

2 mass shootings in 24 hours. Both perps very distinctly MAGA. Both ex-Marines. Starting to see a pattern.

Around these parts we call this "a description of the suspect"

If the media were less than complicit they would have every available camera on the ground in Portland.

🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂

Apparently Eric and Don Jr are for sale.

I encourage everyone to maintain immunizations, seek ground-breaking medical treatments, etc., for themselves and their loved ones to whatever extent available. I also encourage everyone to refrain from imposing these things upon the unwilling. Darwin is speaking from the grave. Let him speak.

Might suggest to Kid3, Esq., that she seek an in-house position with Kenvue cuz all those MFs gon' get rich & retire early.

Over the next several days you will likely hear meteorologists, both real and internet-trained, talk about the Fujiwhara Effect. Do not be alarmed. It's basically comic book crap for weather nerds.