Appalachian quick primer: McCoys=ICE Democracy is Irish God (the hills) can see you 👀👀👀

ICE = McCoys!!

Democrats want compliance.

I clock in EVERY DAY.

Kershaw got me FUCKED UP

It’s so funny to watch MAGA desperately cling to the Venezuela thing as if it shows Trump is a good, humanitarian man. They neeeeed to get away from the Epstein files. It’s almost physical. Don’t fight them about war for oil; stay on target. This is to distract from the files.

Kidnapping Maduro to distract from the Epstein Files is some madcap evil shit…

Keep being completely whiplashed listening to the Supereyepatchwolf video on wrestling and hearing Roman Reign’s legal name. 💀💀 send help.

One of the weird thoughts I have is that: maybe Michael Gira really did see me that time in Moynihan Train Station. I think he might have.

America is the company store and USD is the scrip.

Ugh I was rereminded today that Karolyn Leavitt is 28. I can’t

Writers talk about having an agent like they’re fairy Godmothers. How many blood sacrifices do I have to make to get one?!

I guess I love being alive is what I mean.

My favorite sound is going to bed a bit early and hearing family go about their business in the other room. Sometimes it’s a party, other times it’s just the bedtime routine… it’s become the best sound in the world to be near people.

MTG is resigning for one reason only: she doesn’t like receiving the MAGA treatment and the fun of the attention no longer outweighs the danger. It’s not a change of heart or to run for Senate. She’s scared she’s going to get Mossad’d or Lone Wolf’d so she wants to reset back to private citizen.

I would like to state again that James Cameron knew about aliens and so he made Abyss!

I’m extremely serious. The Senators that vote to override the veto will go down in history books as “The Six-Sevens” I can’t with this reality.

Guys, it’s true…… to round up definitively from 2/3s of the Senate IS 67. 💀💀💀

So we all agree there’s even MORE reason to release the Epstein files now?

Happy Veteran’s Day! I’m glad the war machine hasn’t killed you yet. I love you. ❤️

Fuck you, Tim Kaine.

Kim Kardashian being on Disney+ tells you everything you need to know about both institutions.

I will never say this again but “Thank you Dr. Oz” for actually being somewhat of a doctor this one time. Unlike those that Chappa-Quit-the-Scene with quickness….

Abby using her hair as a taunt is insane work but I’m here for it. 💅

Dick Cheney!!

Does anyone else see video of Trump these days and feel like he’s looking more and more like the Eraserhead baby?

Happy Halloween!

Who is doing a working against Winsome because it sure ain’t me! I’m glad she’s okay. Jesus.

All I can say is WOW what kind of crazy shit must be in the Epstein Files!

I have become my own Granpa. I have become Gerald Ivan Martin. I am watching Congress in the middle of the day and being mad.

Why has Winsome Earle Sears resorted to a bald-pate fear ad campaign in rural Va? How is a 60 mins/Doomsday clock a sign of confidence? It’s sheer sheep poking. D;

Aahahahaha how delightful it is to lay in a couch and read a book.

🎶girl luuuunch🎵

God, I feel so happy when a racist blocks me. Got ‘em!

I’m having a weird and enjoyable time updating my website. My energy toward writing and the business of writing is returning after an extremely long dry spell. Who knows how much it matters, but it heals me. It’s like a prayer for future Joanna.

Goddam I just saw a Miyares ad and forgot how puffy and square he was 😭😭😭 jumpscared me

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I currently have a man on FB trying to defend Pickett’s Charge to me in the comments. 😭😭😭 he really wants to believe in Robert E. Lee’s genius.

Had a dream last night about meeting a girl and talking about the weird art stuff we do with old guitar strings. They’re such a cool material and we compared stashes. What does this mean?

Let’s hope today isn’t as soul-crushing.

Beanssssssss

Beans are productive! The Violet’s Tricolor Lima beans explode if you’re not careful! It’s so cool to learn exactly when they’re ready to harvest. ❤️

What in the literal F**K has made every ladybug need to invade my house today. They WERE NOT HERE at noon.

Good writing day in the books. Getting excited about my projects again!

Stephen Miller pretending to freeze after he said “plenary authority” like a toddler playing hide and seek by covering their eyes.

I got a physical today and am very healthy. But I also got two shots so I’m like a zombie. Very little work accomplished.

Every time I have to listen to JD Vance speak, he sounds zestier and zestier. Am I losing it?

I love when I’m blessed with surprise rainbows.