Typos are rough everywhere

Really gotta start proof reading “That gets” not “that’s”

So spelling it “Sxc” does give me the ick

Sending “!?” Will not now nor ever endear me to someone

Do not confused “kidding” with “trying something and it not going to plan”

Remember soft tones on people that write messages like serial killers. Translated, the message was quite benign, but had 3 typos, all caps, and was in german despite it saying no where on my profile that I could speak german (and I can’t), oh and punctuation. From. Hell

It’s the simple greetings I miss LOL

Thanks for telling me what you’re looking for… we’ll keep you on file. *scrunches up application*

Let me just say this once: 6:30am Fenn is not the one with whom you f**k

Just tell me that you love me so just tell me that you care … actually don’t tell me that you’re a stranger and I don’t know you

I find if you ask a person who messages you really early in the morning looking for sex with a bunch of typos if they are “parTying” they’ll usually say yes.

I love people who’s profile name is a flag of their country of origin … but like they are still in that country. They haven’t moved and aren’t travelling. I’m just like… huh . K

The iPig from apple

Wait… what country ?

Sure buddy I’m sure you know the admins. Building up chats? I said “yup” like how low is your threshold”

Trust this isn’t how I’d act if you’d ask for marriage. And wait how are a PA or FF related?

If it’s before 9am, they have no pic or a VERY grainy pic, spelling seems to be an after thought and they lead off with cock/sex questions I’ve yet to have it be someone NOT on T. Kinda depressed by it honestly

Please don’t toss around the word “love” it shouldn’t be just hurled at strangers

I love when their first message is a barrage of hole pics (hint: I don’t actually love this)

I’m curious but not in a hopeful way

Ugh I hate when my sass has a homophone typo

Reminder: “Looking good For a _______” (where the blank is a race, age, label) is not only not a compliment … it makes the person who gave it sound dumb as £#¢|< as well as a bigoted

What in the bi erasure is this?

Did I stutter?

Love people that don't bother with a greeting just "unlock"... and no "Grr!" is not a greeting

Negging shouldn't make me laugh as much as it does.

They simply have s limited imagination I guess.

You’re coming in a bit hot for 4 am. Hot, far and anon. It’s the trifecta

Just because my partner and I are non-monogamous does not mean I'm going to help you cheat on your girlfriend. Also your texts give me the ick

Complimentary and creepy... It's such a fine line.

Like it's not just me this is super creepy right? Also my curtains were "meh" at best at this time. And no my curtains were not visible in my pics.

#new Just a reminder that even if you are trying to use a term of respect make sure the person you’re using it on agrees to it first. “Sir” is a standard respective term but “Daddy” goes a bit farther IMO

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Missing a pic, fine ... but missing the requisite paper work? That simply cannon stand.

I get you're just looking for a D but you aren't going to get it with D level syntax. Not from me anyway.

Ever get hit on by a torso with no head? It's more common than you think.

Google Translate was my friend.... now it's watching me in this classic post

I've escaped the musk of eons and have landed here will do some careful curating of what was on my eX account and try and do a daily post. Starting it off with this one that started it all in July 2013. "oh honey, you already do kinda suck if this is how you start conversations" #cruisingFail