what is life if not one long goon sesh

the idea of women

at the dmv listening to no surprises as if it wasn’t sad enough in here already

bedtime is a social construct

i love my friends

this panera is at capacity!!!

i love women

i’m a little slut for taco bell

looking forward to the Apple Watch AI trainer voice telling me “you just hit 3 miles, what a good little boy”

hayley williams ear dopamine

i love beer and public transit specifically in combination

every few days hayley williams gets possessed by a demon that makes her post five things in rapid succession

day 4 of being happy

older lesbians fascinate me and i love them

pet sounds makes me cry

yeah Abbey Road is great

i think i accidentally clocked someone as gay tonight

I should listen to Abbey Road

im drunk. its been so long. i love music. i love people. i love gay people. i love everyone who takes their feelings and turns it into something wonderful for the world to marvel at. i love you

man i love music so much

planning on crashing out in 2028

I AM NOT HAVING A STROKE

if I had unlimited money i would die immediately from eating too much pizza in one sitting

ok creep is a good song actually

i have to pee so fucking bad

queer women. my muses

pair of titties in a knit sweater

i’ve never had nicotine but i had a dream where i smoked a cigarette and that shit was just insanely good

libbed for her pleasure 😘

i’ve been burning the candle at ends i didn’t even know existed

andrew tate only types with his index and middle fingers

happy new year

oh god he’s working out to transatlanticism! this boy is not well

christopher nolan pitching his last 6 screenplays

it’s been a good music day. i listened to three albums

i am listening to music and Yearning So Hard right now

I am drunk and I love you America, except for the part that voted to eradicate trans rights

the men complaining about women’s looks in game awards comments have clearly never woken up next to a woman. when you get close you can see imperfections. it’s hot

hi lady in the zillow ad that looks like hayley williams. please date me

who wants to have sex

there are no drafts on bluesky which means i am going to post way more unfiltered thoughts

whopper wednesday no longer includes impossible whoppers. it’s over.

got a sunburn on half my face

god’s strongest soldier is ready to kill

realizing I will never get a wide soundstage from a soundbar

thembo

the imposter syndrome leaving my body when my boss’ boss used the wrong “your”

i’m going kicked puppy mode

showing up to the mike love beach boys concert just to boo mike love

nine beers as a little treat