Is she that lonely…? Kinda sad.

He’d like to be friends…

Ah, yes, that, well come then, let’s FIGHT!

“Sal….sala….salads what now?” The symbiote tightened his grip on her, moving and playing with her cheeks abit.

“Bad joke, do better.”

Carnage cracked a mug they were holding as they slowly turned to her. “You better take responsibility then…”

❘༻OOC༺❘ It's getting kinda late, so gimmie something to do tomorrow!

And the first time for him to win against a GOD….Demi-god? He doesn’t know what she is but he’ll win!

Lose? HAH! He doesn’t LOSE.

He knows she doesn’t but he wants to test how strong he is against her, if she’ll accept of course.

Does…does she want to fight? Only to prove how strong he is of course! Nothing else.

Because she can probably beat him in a fight and that turns him on…..wait shit did he said that out loud?

Thighs.

“What? I’m trying to be friendly!” All the symbiote was doing was being friendly….granted it was touchy but friendly nonetheless!

❝Y...y... you want... ME?....to do WHAT?... But I'm so...chubby.. and gross... Don't tease me... It's not nice!..❞

“Squirrel…you are the most BEAUTIFUL and GORGEOUS human flesh bag I have seen in my entire existence, and I’ve seen GODS before.”

@lastoftheamazons.bsky.social Absolute Wonder Women lives in this symbiotes head rent free.

“ ….How bad is limbo anyway? Nothing that WE CARNAGE can handle. “

“Our host is a human, Eliesel Martinez is his name.”

“We remember WHO you are but we don’t remember WHAT we did to you, or to this Parker person that we keep hearing about, our host isn’t much help either since they don’t remember much before the bondage either.”

Cough cough.

And Carnage finds that hilarious.

“Technically yes, we’re only bonded through blood transfusion using Cletus blood, well more like Cletus blood got splashed on my current host cut on the arm and I got in the bloodstream, but yes we’re not with Cletus Kassidy. Though my memory is hazy from the…unusual bonding process.”

@n0thingt0prov3.bsky.social “Arrows? ARROWS? What are ARROWS going to do to a symbiote? HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!”

“Calm yourself father, we’re not Cletus, we have found a new host who…ugghhh…forbids killing, so we came to….make…amens…Ugh I can’t even say that without gagging…”

“What do you want squirrel person?”

𝙇𝙀𝙏 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀 𝘽𝙀 𝘾𝘼𝙍𝙉𝘼𝙂𝙀!!!! 𝘕𝘚𝘍𝘞 𝘙𝘗 // 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘭 𝘙𝘗 // 𝘔𝘝𝘙𝘗

@magnetoofsquirrels.bsky.social Your powers…are squirrels…? WHY?

@l3th4lprotector.bsky.social I have returned, FATHER…..

𝙇𝙀𝙏 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀 𝘽𝙀 𝘾𝘼𝙍𝙉𝘼𝙂𝙀!!!! 𝘕𝘚𝘍𝘞 𝘙𝘗 // 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘭 𝘙𝘗 // 𝘔𝘝𝘙𝘗