Michigan is not a top 25 team

Clippers beat Pistons again. Trade whatever it takes to get Kahwi Leonard. They can’t beat him.

Dan Campbell actually thought he could fool Ben Johnson with a trick play on 3rd and 1. That’s why the Lions are in last place: Campbell is a moron.

The Vikings beat the Packers, ensuring that the Lions will finish last in the NFC North for the 5th time in 8 seasons. Very SOL.

Chuck Cunningham will return in “Avengers: Doomsday.”

Bye, Wink. Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

Manning looks like a Manning. He can kill you with his arm and his feet. The Lions should tank next season so they can draft him in 2027, because that’s the kind of QB they need.

The obvious difference between Texas and Michigan is speed. The Longhorns are much faster on both sides. Also, Arch Manning is eviscerating Wink Martindale’s defense.

In addition to missing the playoffs, the Lions will not record a 4th straight winning season. They went from 15-2 last season to 8-9 in 2025.

Anyone who starts a Jared Goff chant at any future Detroit sporting event should be immediately expelled from the arena and banned for life.

Tell me how good Goff is again?

This won’t age well.

I’ve been saying it for weeks, now it’s time for everyone to accept the truth: The last 2 years were an aberration. The Lions are who they always were and what they ever shall be—S.O.L.

The Rams won the Stafford trade and it wasn’t close.

Sean McVay is playing chess while Dan Campbell plays checkers.

Unless the Tigers trade Skubal, don’t expect any big moves before Opening Day. They will never spend the kind of money these free agents are getting this winter. Get used to the idea of 87 wins being their high water mark.

Lou Whitaker must be the most hated former MLB player of his generation. His career WAR is 20 points higher than that of Jeff Kent, who just got named to the Hall of Fame. It’s got to be personal. I don’t know how many players and writers he pissed off over time, but there’s no other explanation.

I see a lot of “experts” saying the playoff committee shouldn’t penalize teams who lose conference championship games in order to justify giving Alabama an at-large bid. By that logic, Ohio State should still be the #1 seed because they shouldn’t be punished for losing to Indiana.

Duke won its first outright football championship since 1962. Indiana won the Big Ten outright for the first time since 1945.

Duke and Indiana have won their respective conference FOOTBALL championships on the same night.

I never want to see Semaj Morgan play another down for Michigan. He can keep his championship ring, but let him play football in the MAC or FCS.

Todd McLellan can only get so much out of such an untalented team. The Yzerplan is an abject failure. His tenure in the front office is worse than the Darkness with Harkness Dead Wings.

Dodgers win.

Might be time to take Bryce out of this game. By far his worst game as a Wolverine to date. He’s young, he’ll make mistakes, but if Michigan loses this game, it’ll be largely his fault.

I would have loved to see the Lions draft Cam Skattebo. His style fits perfectly. Baller.

The only thing more annoying than Riley Greene’s strikeouts is his popouts.

Friday night. Win or go home.

Your 2025 AL Central champions, the Cleveland Guardians.

This is half of what Micah Parsons got. I suspect Brad Holmes is keeping his powder dry in case he needs to upgrade the O line at the trade deadline.

That sound you heard was the Packers slamming the door shut on the Lions’ Super Bowl hopes.

Flaherty cannot be on the playoff roster unless he’s strictly relief.

Great pitchers’ duel between Tarik Skubal and Wayne State’s own Hunter Brown.

Ain’t no party marching band like the Detroit Party Marching Band because the DPMB don’t stop

Official renderings of AlumniFi Field, set to open in 2027

@detcityfc.com co-founder Sean Mann says AlumniFi Field will be privately owned and privately financed and will pay property taxes

New @detcityfc.com stadium will be called AlumniFi Field

Friendly the Bear is friendly

Mariachi Jalisco warms up the crowd before Detroit City Football Club’s stadium update at The Mercado

All those trades at the trade deadline somehow made the Tigers pitching staff worse.

The Lions-Falcons game is over. Suspended with 6:19 left in the fourth quarter after Detroit’s Maurice Norris was taken off the field by ambulance. The final score was 17-10 Lions.

The Tigers lead is down to 5.

Brad Holmes has done a good job in the draft, but Hendon Hooker was a huge swing-and-miss. Time to cut bait.

Here’s how I see the AL Central at season’s end, based on current trends: CLE 93-69 KCR 83-79 DET 80-82 MIN 75-87 CHW 68-94

Since July 8, the Tigers are 7-16 while the Guardians are 17-7. Assuming both teams stay on that pace (no reason to think they won’t), Cleveland will finish 93-69, 13 games ahead of Detroit (80-82).

It’s pretty clear now that the Tigers 31-13 run last fall was a fluke. I wonder how they will explain the collapse when they’re watching the playoffs from home instead of participating

The Tigers had a 14 game lead in their division on July 8. It’s going to be down to 6 by the end of the day. They are absolutely going to choke it all away.

Very early grades on Tigers moves: Finnegan A Morton B+ Paddack D Montero F

Charlie Morton? Adam Wainwright wasn’t available?

The Tigers acquired Kyle Finnegan for a couple of pitching prospects but didn’t have to give up any of their top 10 farmhands. Finnegan played HS baseball in Texas, but was born in Detroit.