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COMMUNITY YARD SALE!! Until 3:30 today Kitchener Park 10230 114 St NW Edmonton FREE BURGERS, POP & CHIPS, ENTERTAINMENT! Stop and say hi to me! You can also sign the FOREVER CANADIAN PETITION! #yeg

Former Edmonton mayor, Jan Remier, and Executive Director of Alberta Council of Women’s shelter, shares why she is volunteering to collect signatures for #ForeverCanadian

"In those wretched Countries where a Man cannot call his Tongue his own, he can scarce call any Thing else his own. Whoever would overthrow the Liberty of a Nation, must begin by subduing the Freeness of Speech; a Thing terrible to Publick Traytors." - Benjamin Franklin #1stAmendment

What is fast, loud and crunchy? A rocket chip.

Dogs can bark up to 500 times a day. That's just a Ruff estimate.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.

Warm September sunbeams descend on lilipads as leaves rustle from the fleeting breeze.

Warm September sunbeams descend on lilipads as leaves rustle from the fleeting breeze.

Why did the doctor tell the nurses to be quiet when walking past the medicine cabinet? So they wouldn’t wake the sleeping pills!

Patient: “Doctor, doctor, I’m addicted to brake fluid.” Doctor: “Nonsense, man — you can stop anytime.”

Big birthday month means getting a hot dog at Costco and not feeling guilty about it.

I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts. I won't lie, it was a Rocky Road.

What is the fleas favorite way to travel? Itch hiking.

Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na??

When President Clinton banned assault rifles in 1994, mass shootings dropped by 43%. When the GOP let the ban expire in 2004 they increased by 243% - don’t try to say bans don’t work, the data doesn’t lie.

⚠️ Heads up! Scam calls coming from "Edmonton Police' phone number. #yeg

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Friends with daughters 12 yrs+, Please refuse to fill out the form you've received re: your daughter's gender. This is beyond kids' rights. This is UCP overreach. They're wanting more control & overstepping. Next on the list is to abolish school boards. It won't stop there #Alberta #yeg #yyc #Canada

Friends with daughters 12 yrs+, Please refuse to fill out the form you've received re: your daughter's gender. This is beyond kids' rights. This is UCP overreach. They're wanting more control & overstepping. Next on the list is to abolish school boards. It won't stop there #Alberta #yeg #yyc #Canada

What's the windiest month? Au-gust.

How did the tree get a new job? She had the right qua-leaf-ications.

Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for his miserable summer.

What is a tree’s least favourite month? Sep-timber

Question: Are Lafufu dolls/stuffies/whatever toys, the latest craze à la Cabbage Patch Dolls-Furby-Beanie Babies-Pokemon? Also, what the heck is a Lafufu? Bit of advice from one who fell for all of the above when my kids were little. Don't go overboard. They'll soon ignore them. #lafufu

Question: Are Lafufu dolls/stuffies/whatever toys, the latest craze à la Cabbage Patch Dolls-Furby-Beanie Babies-Pokemon? Also, what the heck is a Lafufu? Bit of advice from one who fell for all of the above when my kids were little. Don't go overboard. They'll soon ignore them. #lafufu

What happened when a faucet, a tomato, and some lettuce ran a race together? The lettuce was ahead, the faucet was running, and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

Are you having an outdoor event in Edmonton and would like someone to come out with Forever Canadian petitions to sign, just message me.

Thank you Dr Young-Leslie @ethnographer.bsky.social for having @lukaszukab.bsky.social #ForeverCanadian petition at our chance meeting Friday at breakfast after @drdagly.bsky.social bicycle barista coffee at Constable Ezio Faraone Memorial Park. Pleasure meeting you, and other great #yeg people.

I wonder if some of these books will be banned in Alberta schools? #alberta #yeg #yyc #Canada

Tell me you know nothing about literature without telling me. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

I wonder if some of these books will be banned in Alberta schools? #alberta #yeg #yyc #Canada

Love Septembre in Alberta! Look at those blue skies above the Peace Gardens! #yeg