You know, I look pretty good for 17! ...I did have to spend several hours pulling confetti from my hair though...

Forever doomed to have the slowest time "running" a mile. Not that I particularly mind, of course!

I wasnt distracted! I just... lost track of time, thats all! I'm not THAT easily distracted...

.... Maybe...

Sometimes a nap after school is nice... Even if its accidental.

Haha... don't have to wonder too much...

Yeah, yeah, dont spend it all in one place.

𝘚𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘢𝘺 𝘣𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘦…

That's great, but... With all due respect, I don't do it to make money. Sure, I could absolutely do something else and make easy money, but there would be no passion in it. I do what I do simply because its what I like to do.

Tempting.... But someone has to keep up to date on every other dog's business, and I'm too young to retire.

Well where's the fun in that?

//"🏳️‍🌈?" Ass dog

Well thank you /so/ much for making a rational decision when faced with incredible power. I am forever in your servitude for such selfless kindness.

You made me open a book with my teeth. Frankly, the ends dont justify the means here. I'm not thanking you for anything after that.

I'm not taking this from the boy that made me open a book with my teeth.

I could probably make a pretty penny off what I know about all the dogs at Hachiko... But I dont do it for the money, I do it for the love of the game.

I'm perfectly relaxed! I feel like I'm at my best when I'm being productive.

Do you ever feel like you've just been forgotten by the world for a while, or do I just need new hobbies?

//oh yeah this exists

I am proud to announce that they've finally cleaned the beanbag chair in the library! Unfortunately, it still vaguely reeks of death...

I'm begging for us to get new books in the library. I've read all the good ones too many times to read them over again.

Yaoi.

Haven't kept my ear against the walls like usual... Someone catch me up on the gossip I've missed.

Hope everybody's having a great Pride Month! Shout out to the gays.

Ferris wheels are the scariest roller coasters because you have to kiss a girl at the top of them.

I could end the whole debate right now with cold, hard proof... But it's more fun watching him fight tooth and claw to defend his pride.

I've found a room in the school that isn't even used for anything, just empty. It's so comfortably quiet... It's also kind of creepy, though.

Ah, me too. But I've got a sweet party trick conveniently related to the leg issue. ....or I would if I ever went to actual parties, anyway.

You also have a leg fall off while you're running sometimes? Definitely not because you forgot to screw it on tight enough or anything...

Nothing is quite as embarrassing as tripping over your own leg. Not paw, leg.

Some days I consider painting my leg a new color. Maybe have it match my coat or something? Or paint it like a table leg.

*Puppy!*

It's nice that there's a new face on the block every now and then. Keeps things fresh, which feels a lot harder after the bar for unique experiences was raised during the communal day.

We have, officially, reached a new low. Had to put one of The Signs in the ceiling. Also, I may or may not have fallen off my chair, but that's not important.

It would be really nice if physical education wasn't mandatory... It's hard to run laps with a metal leg.

*Behold, Puppy! (And a writer without ideas again.)*

"I can feel his eyes boring a hole through my head. Worth it."

After a few weeks of research, I've determined that the best way to make sure nobody finds the best books in the library is by hiding them inside other book covers. No, I'm not saying which I've replaced.

*No thoughts, head empty.*

....what's a sigma?

// seeing people make accounts for fandoms you're in but being afraid to join because you don't know how to make sprites and can only edit pre-made ones >>>

Not proud to admit it, but it finally happened.... ...I fell asleep in the library and had to walk home in the dark.

There's a really cool looking bug in the ceiling but every time I try to look at it i keep falling! But fourth time's the charm! Right?

Can someone get Rover out of the ceiling before he falls out again? I don't even know how gets up there but he's fallen twice and I hear him crawling around a third time.

You know, love it or hate it, it's a lot easier getting work done with some nice background noise. However, next time I feel I should specify that means calming music and not the sounds of a certain member of the Sports Team falling from the ceiling. Twice.

//"🏳️‍🌈?" Ass dog

Not really... Granted, I'm not one for gossip, but all I've heard is that they look pretty tall and lanky when they're running out of sight. And I think a 9th grader said they found a pink hair on the floor after thinking they saw them? But I don't know the validity of that yet.

I- Yeah... I guess that's a fair argument.

Really? Someone being stalked doesn't sound very basic to me.

Well, apart from the usual happenings... I've heard rumors that someone from the cats' school has been seen on campus, sneaking around like they're watching someone.