Me trying to use the internet without some dipshit trying to be negative by sharing bad news regarding corporations for five seconds challenge

#NowPlaying Erasure – Love to Hate You

Your face, your ass; what’s the difference?

no u

What am I? A frog?

#NowPlaying Go West – The King of Wishful Thinking

I woke up with a headache 😭

@wojstudios.bsky.social Happy Birthday! 🥳

no u

yes

yay #FF7Revelation was revealed today! :D

@mortamonsaturn.bsky.social Happy Birthday!!! 🥳

It’s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum… and I’m all outta gum. (quoting They Live)

#NowPlaying Louis Armstrong – What a Wonderful World

no

🙃

the good ol’ days…

ribbit

Something tells me this won’t pass any safety inspections…

Looks like San Francisco is a sanctuary for illegal aliens.

#SpotifyDown rip

#NowPlaying Lenny Kravitz – You Belong to Me

awful weather over here…

#NowPlaying Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark – Pandora’s Box

Call me now, for your free whipping!

There’s only two ways this can end, and in both of them, you die!

@steffo.eu 👀

i haz gud grammer

The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It’s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum… and I’m all outta gum. (quoting They Live)

(singing to the tune of Johnny Nash) I can see cleeearly nooooow…

The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

@cherryterrier.bsky.social Happy Birthday! 🥳

says who

Call me now, for your free whipping!

There’s only two ways this can end, and in both of them, you die!

I ain’t afraid of no quake! (riffing on the Ghostbusters tagline, in reference to Quake by id Software)

#NowPlaying Chris Norman – Some Hearts are Diamonds

Happy Satisfactory Friday

No disassembly required.

There’s only two ways this can end, and in both of them, you die.

hello from @deck.blue! 👋

Huge update! 🚨 Due to recent AI developments, RPC is officially banning human artists. From now on, we only allow AI art! The superiority of this tech made this inevitable. Just look at the details on his limbs! Join us in this new era. 🤖🎨 #Rayman #Progress #AIart

nostalgic

Nobody steals our chicks… and lives!

Die, you overgrown winged lizard from hell!

no u

😂😭

I am an equal-opportunity ass-kicker!