In technology, is there anything more irritating than having to choose a password, enter it a second time AND THEY'VE DISABLED PASTE?

I've just received a Christmas Turkey from a food bank. WHY?! Because: - My mate works for a food bank - They are overwhelmed with donations - They need to create space for food that families need NOW.

Vaccine sceptics latest (Primary 3 edition)

If governments can introduce rules about plastic bottle caps, then they can introduce rules about the type of adhesive used on labels. In 2025, there is absolutely no reason why I shouldn't be able to peel a label off without swearing.

I've just thought of a fantastic way for my kids to avoid inheritance tax when I die. I'm going to spend my money now doing stuff with them, like taking them to Disney [Paris, of course] while they are young, then trekking in Nepal and stuff like that when they're older.

Made a terrible mistake today. Driving past a hotel accommodating people seeking asylum, I saw one of these protests. Put the window down and shouted at the protesters, "ill educated neds!". "Ned" stands for "Non Educated Delinquent", so the "ill educated" bit was the mistake.

I think I was actually quite reserved in my reply. Mrs "all four of mine" will get a fucking lecture in the playground tomorrow though. LISTEN TO EXPERTS YOU THICK CUNTS.

Can I find any of this stuff anywhere? Can I bollocks. Not for the kids. For me! Trying to go to bed early when I'm on a 3:30 am start the next day... www.gov.uk/government/n...

Much as though I despise the idea of giving Amazon any money at all, I have Alexa on my Denon HEOS stuff. And I will pay any amount of money to Jeff Bezos to have the function for it to ignore my kids voices.

Just had an argument (discussion?!) with my wife, who appears to be giving FAR too much credence to the shit that Facebook feeds her from GB "News". Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear.

Message for every twenty-something who is considering voting Reform: You're going to have to be the one cleaning bed pans at 2am and picking fruit in the pouring rain if you get your way.

Annoyingly, because they receive "roughly equal" numbers of complaints of bias from each side of the political spectrum, they seem to think their output is 'balanced'. What they fail to mention is the breakdown of programme type vs. which way the complaint of bias insists.

Even before then, the theory was tosh. It's more like: the farmer feeds the horse oats. The horse takes a shit. The farmer collects the manure and sells it to the guy who rents one of his fields as fertiliser.

Dear websites, I really don't give a shit about #cookies. I care far more about not clicking some pointless popup every time I go to a new site. If I am worried about privacy, I'll just use a VPN or the computer at my local library. Ta.

Very glad to see the wonderful Dom Joly bringing Trigger Happy TV back for a stage show in Oct. Just got tickets. But Ticketmaster are the new Ryanair. £45 for a ticket? Nope! Add on a service charge, a facility charge and an order processing fee.

Just had a quick glance through Farcebook. Of the first 20 posts on my feed, only 3 were from people or pages that I actually follow. The rest were sponsored or suggested. That's why I hardly spend any time on there these days. Thanks, Zuck! Done me a favour there, pal.

"Good sized bedrooms"... Uh?! Jesus f.ing Christ, 3m X 3m is only a good size if you're a fucking chihuahua.

My new nickname for Donald Trump will be, "Wee Donny". #trump #maga #project2025 #republican #cunt

During my time as an #airtrafficcontroller, one of my colleagues was in a wheelchair and I can definitely say that he didn't do the job like the rest of us did. We all sat in office chairs. He sat in a wheelchair.

How appropriate that the inauguration of Donald Trump has taken place on the anniversary of the Wannsee Conference, where the Nazi's "Final Solution" was conceived.

Cat III conditions on my dog walk this morning.

Just ventured onto TikTok for a bit. I've got set up ANY type of profile on there. But my feed was *full* of pro-Reform shit. Why?

If Elon Musk has such an issue with grooming, then surely he needs to have a word with his dad, and maybe take a bit of pity on his step-auntie?