THERE IS NO WAY FOR ME TO PRESENT THIS THAT DOES NOT MAKE ME SOUND INSANE.

it it feels wrong to let all of that go. i can't. i can't let myself do that ! i can't have lived through everything up to this point for there to be ... nothing. for there to be no reason for it all to have happened, after all of that.

WAIT. WAIT . WAIT. WAIT HOLD ON NO WAIT I AM INCREDIBLY SMART I JUST FIGURED IT OUT.

can i say "i almost died" and get a thousand likes

THE MORE ANGRY YOU MAKE ME THE MORE PERSISTENT I'M GOING TO BE IN /NOT/ FIGHTING YOU.

ok brb while im gone remember our signature motto of please dont go downstairs

every day i walk into my house and find all of my things moved 3 or so inches to the right

Holy Fuck Youre Very Loud When You Enter The Room

ok Wait i forgot the audience doesnt exist uhhhhh *glassshatteringsfx.mp3* *glassshatteringsfx.mp3* *glassshatteringsfx.mp3* *laughtrack.mp3* *laughtrack.mp3* *glassshatteringsfx.mp3*

ITS TOO EARLY. YOU CANT BRING MARIAH CAREY BACK THIS EARLY DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOURE DOING YOURE GOING TO DISTURB THE NATURAL ORDER

funneling all my rage into this fucking uhh what is this cherry jello mix whatever that entails

ok brb while im gone remember our signature motto of please dont go downstairs

pleas e be alvie please be alive oh my god hhoh my fuck ing god

ysee i hit enter before i finished my goddamn sentence but WHATEVER we're MOVING ON

please i have been more polite than average please please please please please please plea

....you are something else, yknow that?

Well I Don't Know How You Got To That One Very Specific Conclusion But uhhhh Yes! Exactly!

We Dont Talk About The Drywall Incident

sorry that tweet got eviscerated. have this other semi-related video i found

[ MUFFLED THROUGH MULTIPLE LAYERS OF PAVEMENT ] YOU CANT HIDE FROM THE TRUTH

Okay nevermind DON'T calm down actually this is maybe a slightly weirder bug than anticipated Did It Just Fucking Grow

pepsy quest complete you win 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

WAIT, WAIT, WWhat the hell did i do???? Why are we doing this??????

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUHGH ONOO NON NON NO NO NO NON NON NO NON PUT IT BAVCK PUT IT BAKC PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK PUT IT BACK PUT IT BA

25 entire gamecubes isnt it incredible

HHHhhHhNe Never HNeEVERMIND ! I THINK ! WE SHOULD TRY ! A DIFFERENT PATHWAY.

i should not be allowed to say things

loose, foot loose, put on your fuckin foot loose, feet, foot feet, dance on your fuckin feet

..great, uh ............. memories, here.

.... you are fucking KIDDING me. you are FUCKING KIDDING ME. YOU'RE ACTUALLY FUCKING KIDDING ME. THIS IS FUCKING STUPID.

Yknow I tried to swear off excessive violence a long while ago but you guys are making it Very Fucking Hard To Do That

can i make my goddamn jello parfait now. am i allowed to get the whipped cream.

I DOTN KNOW IF THATS A GOOD THING ACTUALLY BUT THANKS QUESTION MARK?

getthfuck out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOOD FOR YOU BUT I DIDNT FUCKING ASK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANYONE FUCKING ELSE? ARE YOU DONE?

Local Goldy Goes Missing For The Third Fucking Time

you can have cheese (multiple)

ratio this [ hits you with a comically large hammer ]

uh, wwWell if youw erent a robot you would have. Noticed that was a png image and not an Interactive element! or not You wrote on it maybe you did notice it wasnt an interactive element. and was a png. I didnt plan this far ahead. for this possibility. Shit. Fuck

THIS IS A VERIFIED ROCK FROM 'Goldys Gamazing Gadventures : Journey Of The Power Scarf' Its one of the fuckin. Mcguffins of that game. Its verified because im the protagonist of that game because my name is in it

HOWARE YOU SO INCREDIBLY CALM ABOUT THIS IM CURRENTLY FDREAKING THE FUCK OUT