unspeakable atrocities

i feel like im going to curl up in a ball and just crumble and die

.....nah, s'fine. it's all good.

ill be the the first ever fish villager to donate you to a museum

Dark World Livetweet Update Of The Day: aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA8UFGUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASUASA

i just absorb information about fight club related things i guess

GUYS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IM JUST JAMMING COULD YOU NOT FUCKING ASSAULT ME

i should not be allowed to say things

*oh . lovely. did they take a wrong turn into the middle of Threatening Nowhere Again? what is this, like ... the THIRD time this has happened, in recent memory?*

..great, uh ............. memories, here.

i am twenty five dollars on february 14th

(it has been. a WHILE i sorta forgot how Nonchalantly Murderous object show places tend to be,)

...that was me worrying for your safety/the collective safety of people around me i am not going to be held responsible for your own actions

(you know its one of my attacks because it has the word Spark in front of it)

ya'll SUCK. im LEAVING

my house is at varying levels of existence at any given moment depending on what the current scenario requires

Oh I Accidentally Bumped So Many Things,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, That's ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

dude hes askin for it what am i supposed to do NOT give dave strider the drywall when he asks for it

*probably a good thing that conversation just Ended There currently at LV 2 absolutely Not in the mood to get undertale judged right now*

THEY MADE THE MAN WHO TRIED TO MRUDER ME CHARLES CALVIN FROM HENRY STICKMN

(i get the increasing feeling you're just bullshitting a backstory as you go)

i cant do this

WHO THE FUCK WRITES - IN - /PAPYRUS - FONT?!?!?!?!?!?/

i gotta be honest, the whole memory of that's sorta hazy.. but it goes like. i was trying to reverse engineer the pixelator to get people OUT of pixel prison. it blew up on me. i tried and failed to voidwarp away. bam boom, now i look like this and am stuck here.

BFB 12: What Do You Think of Roleplay?

BUT UNRELATED/REGARDLESS PLEASE HELP THEYRE CAVING IN THE STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY OF THE BUILDING

...yknow, not that i would ever get mad enough at someone TO ruin their waffle maker by shoving a handful of gummy bears in it, and then play it off as a genius lifehack but you know, if you did. hypothetically, you know. Want to do that. Then.

anyway ive been thinkin'. up til' recently i thought i was, Aware of every goldy until the advent of The Other Twitter Goldys i was Very Much Not Aware Of Before They Showed Up ive sorta been wondering if there might be MORE i dont know about now

Why is everyone turning into sludge

Hi you have reached: Goldly CCC [LastName]. of Pokemon Crystal Clear fame. i am not here right now. please leave a message after the beep

i am just siting here , , , ,, , waiting for the sky to change to the 'Nighttime' setting. . . . . .

I Think I should probably curb my violent impulses now and maybe NOT kill someone even if they can respawn thats historically a thing,,,, i should,,,, Not Do

*And Then They Got Distracted And Forgot Again And Didnt Do That Like A Stupid Dumb Idiot*

i know i said i wanted him out of my mailbox but i meant that WHILE SOMEONE WAS WATCHING HIM so he couldnt go run off and become an apex predator or some shit

Overcast im assuming thats you hacking again im going to fucking Blow you up right now im going to turn YOU into a brick im gonna fucking hit You

its your favorite typo if you typo it on purpose!

i have been told people from south london are the opposite of furries

i think i zoned out at one point and then just never zoned back in.

why do i keep trying to make sense of universal reality bullshit this just makes me MAD