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me when Hazbin hotel fans can't handle literally any criticism of this fucking show without jumping in valiantly to defend its honor as if they're going to change my mind on the fact that y'all and your little creator are just fucking annoying about criticism

Just saw this tweet pop up in a YouTube video and it filled me with such a blind rage that I had to open a Google doc and write ACTUAL FANFICTION to get over it imagine being this allergic to the criticism of "I think maybe Lucifer deserves more than a "dad?!" after being literally tortured by Vox"

*bashing pots and pans together" NOT EVERY BOOK TARGETED AT ADULTS HAS TO BE A GRIMDARK TRAGEDY NOT EVERY STORY TARGETED AT ADULTS HAS TO BE A 100% "ACCURATE" PORTRAYAL OF HOW EVERYTHING SUCKS AND ALWAYS WILL AUTHORS ARE NOT WEAK FOR ATTEMPTING TO NURTURE HOPE IN THEIR COMMUNITY ahem that is all

my predictions for Hazbin s3: -the vees are going to either start working with Lute or are going to become comic relief villains (except in the Obligatory Seasonal Angel Dust Abuse scene) -Lilith still won't show up until after Lute is killed in some dumb way -more lesbian bait -more oldhead bait

@judgmentalcritter.bsky.social hihi sorry to bother but I was curious as to whether you'd be willing to critique my OC Crymvald's design? hes not a fandom oc like you usually do so if not that's fine but basically he's a commander and step brother to a king younger than he is. He's a bit of a (1/2)

you ever just consume media you used to be obsessed with as a kid and realize, yep, that's where I got that creative habit from?

ngl the complete revulsion society seems to have towards associating autistic people with sex is kinda uncomfortable to me ESPECIALLY because autism DOES affect a person's relationship/views on sexuality a good portion of the time

Is it just me or does vivziepop just have zero ability to draw big tiddies when her characters are wearing clothes. like can you tell me how glitz and glam are hiding DD's in those A-cup bras

when you're getting some actually good writing advice but accepting it means forsaking a part of your own personal writing process

my favorite genre of music is "songs that compel you to pull over on the side of the road and cry" youtu.be/D3KS_vgXmqo?...

well I guess that does it. my life is simply never going to be the same.

"do publishers have ANY standards these days they don't tell ANYONE their book sucks" while I hear you the idea that publishers have EVER had standards for the books they publish is hilarious to me. yes of course the publishing world was sacred until the 2020s that's how we got 50 shades and eragon

Now listen here. I may not be a Michelin star chef. But I can sure as hell make 1 minute rice in 60 seconds.

seeing the take "we should normalize being heavy handed with messages in your writing because forcing authors to water down their story with subtlety is ableist" legitimately made me stop and stare at a wall for 30 minutes

what the fuck IS it with early closeted male writers and swedish boys

wow you're telling me that actively seeking self improvement makes your life a little easier? wish I knew that sooner

I understand that candle queen by ghost and pals is not an allegory for cluster B disorders and that it is just a description of a selfish person, but I can't help but feel uncomfortable with it regardless. it's a banger but I do not blame ghost for disavowing it

next time I hear someone refer to someone who mildly inconvenienced them as a Karen I'm going to lose my shit

Jesus Christ I really need to actually think before I post what the fuck was that

see the thing about meeting people who don't know what you assume is common knowledge is that you get to teach them about this thing they didn't know about. And now they know it! Will they absorb it? Maybe, maybe not, but it's always worth a shot to help educate people

idk who needs to hear this but in my experience the best cure for that "I'm a horrible person" spiral is just going out of your way to do a good deed for someone else

in Hazbin hotel season 3 they're going to kill lute by having st. peter knock over a pillar onto her mark my fucking words

I was about to make a dumb post about how proving 1+1=2 is simple if you explain it like you're talking to a five year old but on second thought I'm starting to realize that if there are multiple memes about how impossible this is, maybe I shouldn't try to be a snark about it when I barely know math

"body shaming is wrong and dehumanizing" until the body shaming is about small dicks in which case it's safe to assume that every asshole in the world is compensating for one

"people only like gen 3 because of nostalgia" I say, cradling XY in my hands like a fallen dove

actually Jew Sense is real all you have to do is also be Jewish and suddenly all the Jews in the world are obvious to you

"communism will erase class inequality' cool so how are we gonna keep the rich and powerful outta that one?

the problem: emotional exhaustion and nostalgiac dread the solution: writing childhood best friend yaoi with a twinge of trauma

every time I think about the way teenage heartthrob pop stars were treated in the 2000s/2010s I get a little angrier. is it any wonder Justin Bieber turned out the way he did after the fucking nightmare of his preteens/teenage years?

what's even the point of surviving if the world around me is just going to rot?

all the autistic bitches at my college fucking LOVE it when I bring my 3DS or switch to school those mfs flock right around me to watch me play Tomodachi life or animal crossing

you have to explode the head #oc #ocsky #originalcharacter #art #digitalart #artistsofbsky

tfw there's an assault scene in a show/movie but it's kinda sexualized but you can't bring that up without people accusing you of projecting but like you can definitely smell the creator's low-key abuse kink

It's all "you should write trauma as accurately as possible"until you get Charlie from Hazbin hotel

every time I recognize someone's hentai pfp I feel my soul wither away into dust

people who treat internet drama like it's a fun community event can go fuck themselves. you're not having a fucking "diva moment" Parker you are blowing up an 18 year old's life because they found someone's public Facebook you are 30+ years old get a fucking job

"wait, so the event that kickstarted your entire plot was a god manipulating the emotions of a transitioning trans man who also wanted to be a parent so it could have something to watch while it's bored?" "yeah I'm tweaking that one still but that's the gist of it"

"poor planning on your part doesn't constitute an emergency on mine" is such an annoying fucking phrase and it's always used in reference to like. "Can I get a ride to the hospital" or "can you watch your niece for a couple of hours while I run out and grab some groceries"

it's all "autism acceptance" until the autistic person is slow in social situations or has visible stims or has accelerated anger or instinctively self harms or doesn't grasp something the first couple of times or talks too much or doesn't make sense or phrases things wrong or

when you have a legitimate reason to be angry but your reaction is insanely overblown so people don't take you seriously and assume you're the problem

youve heard of post apocalyptic stories well get ready for post societal structural apocalyptic stories

i underestand being wary of/not liking a group of people but if "treat your fellow citizen with basic respect and dignity regardless of who they are" is a hot take then honestly youre not nearly as different from conservatives as you think you are

blaming and fighting institutions for injustice is good blaming and fighting the average citizen for injustice is bad why is this a take i feel guilty for

are there like confessionals but not necessarily for Christians. Like you go to anonymously confess to something you feel guilty for and the person on the other side offers you advice. like knock on Christianity all you want but I feel like the rest of us are missing out on this perk

full offense but I immediately stop respecting your opinion when you say shit like "this problem is YOUR (targeted at the group they're mad at) fault and all of you need to take accountability". I've said this before but pinning the blame of certain events on an entire community is a bad look.

dude I love seasonal depression so much and withdrawing from my friends and family and fading out of their lives because I can't be bothered to stay in touch with them

Remembering that one askreddit post that was like "if we covered up male nipples, would we be conditioned to be attracted to them similar to boobs" because like. That's already a thing! Men look 100% sluttier when you just sorta cover their chest a little and it drives male attracted people insane

People who say "there are four guns for every American" as an argument for gun control are so funny because like. Yes. There is more of a massively produced product in America than there are people. That's how massively produced products work.

oh God I have to research fuckin patents now