"describe your story in 10 words or less" Magical scavenger hunt for the Epstein files

quite literally every sentence in this clip is funnier than the last

I have a lot of thoughts about the world of goo soundtrack so in a bit I'm going to start a thread where I review it and give my thoughts

why do people get so up in arms over centuries old love interests when everyone acts like they're 20 in most fantasy books anyway

hot take: "look what you made me do" by Taylor Swift actually goes hard as fuck and was only controversial because of the attempted rebrand/"oh because she's dead" line

Amazon primes greatest crime was uncensoring every dick in helluva boss EXCEPT for the giant alien demon dildo that they over designed the hell out of

playing Tomodachi life in school while waiting for my next class. Kid comes up to me and asks what I'm playing. I tell him, and he proceeded to talk for five minutes about cartridge rarity and piracy. Then, as quickly as he came, he walked away, never to be seen again I think I'm in love

eventually, at some point, you will accidentally write Fullmetal alchemist and think it's your own story

fuck tiddy windows, what's your favorite crotch window? #oc #ocsky #art #digitalart #originalcharacter #femboy

"well trump has to protect Christianity somehow, they're the most oppressed group in today's world" Are they? Are they, mother? The Christians are the most oppressed out of them all, my Jewish mother? No one else? You can't think of a single other group that might be more oppressed than Christians?

zootopia 2, the only movie that dares to ask, "what if the fox fucked a bunny instead of eating it?"

remember feeling left out in elementary school bc everyone in my class was playing whatever the call of duty was at the time and i was playing kirby's adventure and megaman & bass on my grandma's laggy windows XP with a keyboard. then i played call of duty and i was like wow! this is boring!!!

the urge to make your OCS polyamorous to avoid all that nasty relationship drama that comes with love triangles

fizzarolli is pathetic

every time i use chatgpt for literally anything i keep thinking to myself "this is a glimpse into the horrors of who i can become if i continue my reliance on the machine" and it scares the shit out of me every time

It's existential crisis hour baby!

look we all have our hobbies, it just so happens that crym's hobby is being his king's personal bunny waiter #oc #ocsky #art #digitalart #artistsonbsky

hey his eyes are. uh. sorry i got distracted anyway his eyes are up here #oc #ocsky #originalcharacter #art #digitalart

on second thought maybe you should have reviewed that demon contract before signing it #oc #ocsky #originalcharacter #art #digitalart

inside you there are two wolves one wolf writes every character as perfect, emotionally mature adults who always communicate their needs respectfully the other wolf writes every character doing the most dramatic thing possible in every situation no matter how logical you are emotionally stunted

on second thought maybe you should have reviewed that demon contract before signing it #oc #ocsky #originalcharacter #art #digitalart

"I can't remember if I took my meds" is a fun version of Russian roulette where if you fuck up, you completely ruin any plans for the next day

This new rule reminds me of when authors (mostly fanfic authors) will transition into a sex scene with an incredibly out of character discussion of consent so that they don't get labelled as rape apologists or something, except this time it's not by choice and you're labelled as one anyway

I can't believe the sonic movies made eggman gay

Squidward is a fucking chaser

She is going to beat you to death #oc #ocsky #originalcharacter #art #digitalart

me but with all of my "skills"

do you ever feel

The most terrifying dark lord of them all: Carl #miitopia #art #digitalart

#oc #originalcharacter #ocsky #art #digitalart

i love it when people are complete dickheads to you and then theyre like "well im SORRY i have such a difficult life that bothers you so much, dont you know i have glass bones and paper skin" and its just like. im sorry but a tragic backstory isn't actually an excuse to tell people to eat glass(1/2)

made some minor adjustments to her design

🎀⊹ Comfort OC Meme ⊹🍓 ♡ Name: Sinclair ♡ Species: Vampire ♡ Fav Trait of OC: His steed, Alphonse. It lets him control minds. ♡ How OC was Made: I was trying to mimic another artists oc style and based him off of the Great Sage design from Miitopia ♡ Extra: his hood strings let him manipulate nature

ekel, goddess of life. all life on the planet can be traced back to her. a blunder with a cult of witches has cost her her ability to interact with reality, setting this universe on a path of certain destruction. #oc #ocsky #originalcharacter #art #digitalart

Sehk, the god of death in my universe. god's right hand man, sehk has no face and speaks no words as he delivers judgement to the dead #oc #originalcharacter #ocsky #art #digitalart

decision paralysis is so fun :) I can't decide between playing silksong or sos: grand bazaar so I'm just rotting instead

happy sphealsong day

marvelous entertainment I am begging you to let me romance this beautiful man

look I like pokemon gen 5's story as much as the next guy, but if you're going to tell me that mainline pokemon storytelling peaked with BW's main game, I can only assume your favorite TV show is Gravity Falls and your favorite movie is Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

this is a totally normal and appropriate swimsuit to wear when you're going to the beach with your advisor. by the way it costs $10 to look at them #oc #ocsky #originalcharacter #art #digitalart

he keeps breaking his swimsuit :( these things arent cheap yknow #oc #ocart #ocsky #art #digitalart #originalcharacter

oh c'mon they HAD to know what they were doing

hyperfixating on ocs can feel weird as hell theres no tv show no videogame no webcomic no fandom no nothing its just me losing my marbles in the kitchen making all the damn food for myself IM GOING CRAZY

on one hand it sucks that I'm probably going to lose my job on the other, at least all that fear and worry over losing my job wasn't for nothing

boys!