How dare you, Columbus. I mean... come ON - on a regular day I already have very little willpower but SERIOUSLY GUYS?! This is too much. #CBJ thebluelineonline.com/the-balloon-...

Dear Columbus Blue Jackets: Thank you for having a 5:00 puck drop the day Daylight Savings Time ends. I love you forever. 💙 #CBJ

Sure, I could eat a granola bar and workout at the house — or I could do it here (Arboretum & Mt. Pisgah) — with 872 birds.

I will be terrifying.

Last night I was at a metal show in Greenville (Born of Osiris, VCTMS & AXTY). Got home around 1:00 in the morning. Now I’m back in Greenville for the Swamp Rabbits. Finally. First game this season. Am I in my pajamas? Yes. But no one cares because I’m supporting the team. 🐰🏒

For a while there it was Schrödinger's goal - as I had both seen the not seen the Gargoyle’s first goal. Didn’t manage a win but the place had a great energy and the Gargoyles look promising! @topolk.bsky.social well eventually meet up! Until then, polite head nod buds for life 👊

First hockey game of the season — and it’s so beautifully blue. #CBJ @grantscrossing.bsky.social you are FABULOUS so freaking awesome to finally meet you 💙💙💙

Me and @grantscrossing.bsky.social are THIS CLOSE. #CBJ

I dumb enough to do this? Of course I am. Science will keep me safe. COSI is freaking amazing.

Hello boys. 💙💙💙 #CBJ

According to every action movie I’ve ever seen this sign is horribly incorrect.

I’m kinda disappointed. When they went on the power play there was a Tire Rack ad on the boards. I want the Tire Rack power play, but welcome back Power Ball. #RaiseUp

We are prepared. #Canes #CBJ

This morning when I got to the office I found items which include, but aren’t limited to, a cephalopod painted skateboard and an axe. Still not the weirdest things I’ve walked in to find.

BEAR WITNESS. It is October. The holiest of months. Hockey. Halloween. Blessed be.

Just in case anyone is unaware, it’ll be October on Wednesday. #CBJ #RaiseUp

Just saw Lorna Shore. 147/10 no notes. #metalsky

Found the Halloween house near downtown Raleigh and I greatly approve of his sign.

Don’t know my name yet but fun will be had regardless at the #Canes5k

We have an office giraffe. He’s very dapper. He has a tie on and he *had* a hat — a fedora. It wasn’t there today. Asked the lawyer if he took it home, as it’s his hat. He did not. So I made a sign.

I made a #Canes #5k playlist. I’m gonna be rocking the fuck out with Stormy. Gonna be looking like an idiot too, but that’s cool, it’s how I look on all my workouts. 🤘 More idiocy = more fun. #metalsky

@southernhkychik.bsky.social So... today I learned there's a deathcore band in Australia named after a gay angel. They're not bad! #SPN #Castiel Now it's not explicitly stated that they named their band after a gay angel, but come ON, let's be real here. castiel.bigcartel.com?fbclid=PAZXh...

My GOD it’s weird not seeing any ice. I’ve never been here for anything that wasn’t a Canes game. At least the color scheme is the same. #NIN

Okay these things were almost GONE. Act fast if you wanna go! I’ve never been to an inaugural game, so this will be awesome.

@kathleenponders.bsky.social IT IS BIRTHDAY! Go have a happy one!!! 🎂🎈

Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy. Going to Raleigh to see Nine Inch Nails today, so I sent this to a friend. The NIN show is #5 out of 8 shows I’m going to this year. It’s been years since I’ve been to a concert, but 2025 is basically metal touring heaven so screw it. 🤘

Dear Raleigh Peeps and Lenovo Frequenters— What’s that place like when a hockey game isn’t going on? It just occurred to me I’ve never been in there unless the Canes were playing. Gonna see NIN Friday and it’d be nice to know if it’s still cold enough to breed penguins inside. Thanks! ❤️🖤🤍

Holy shit. It was a year ago today. I'd just put a bag of Wicked veggie crisps into my shopping cart at Food Lion when my phone buzzed. Weird how you don't forget some things. Love ya #13 #CBJ 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

Based on all the posts I've seen this week, I am in the VAST minority. I guess no one else put an electric blanket on their bed last night or blasted the heat in their car on the way to work. The space heater under my desk is currently set to the surface temperature of Mercury (but it always is).

If anyone has any idea what I’m supposed to do with this many tomatoes, I’m open to suggestions. Bonus moonshine. I love our clients.

So I get a call this morning from the lawyer I work with saying, in no uncertain terms, NOT to come to the office. He said to go get coffee, but NOT to come in. He didn’t elaborate but said he was okay. This is far from the strangest start to one of my days, but I’m not complaining.

A photo you took that brings you inner peace. (It’s the ocean. It’s always the ocean)

Got an email from my account rep for the Swamp Rabbits. BEAR WITNESS. One step closer to hockey. The tickets are here. Sure I paid for them in May or something BUT NOW I CAN LOOK AT THEM. We’re getting there…. 🏒🥅

@bluevoter4ever99.bsky.social @grantscrossing.bsky.social -- we need to get our magnets. www.nhl.com/bluejackets/...

So I'm debating whether or not I want to go see Lorna Shore when suddenly, I'm like.... It's almost hockey and big concert time - and almost fall - so that means... lots of people in enclosed spaces... GO GET YOUR DAMN VACCINES. Get the Flu! The COVID! The Anthrax & Ebola! Get everything!

Reskeet with a tweet you still think about: [yeah I think of this one multiple times a year]

I’m living in a tent this weekend, have a new book, and already made a friend (eastern garter snake). Hikes and hurling myself in a lake will come later.

It's Friday. I'm going camping after work at Table Rock. They have a lake. It's not Crystal Lake, but I can't think of a more perfect song. I'll just let them be the soundtrack to my whole day. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VBb...

Give the goalies road flares. This has been my dream for years. That's all.

So clearly today is a big hockey day for me. #RaiseUp ❤️🤍🖤

**makes high pitched screeching noises** #CBJ 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

It is 9:13 and already I've gotten three calls for people popped for MDMA, a bunch of pills, and various other Sch. I and II substances - which is a lot for a Monday at this time. Then the third call tells me Widespread Panic was in town over the weekend and now it all makes sense.

@mountainsize.bsky.social Thanks for dinner! 🤘 The tomato is still ripening.

@thewelcoming.bsky.social A great time was had! I’ve never gone to listen to metal and come home with fresh vegetables, but thanks to @mountainsize.bsky.social I did last night.

*gets email* *screams* Opening night is October 13th. I’m gonna be in Ohio on October 13th. #CBJ

Everything’s fine. I can work with five hours of sleep. Maybe. Worth it. 🤘

I was 32 miles from the ocean, what I supposed to do - just drive home?

Ran away to Magnolia Plantation & Gardens in Charleston today. They have an awesome swamp trail. Who doesn’t like a good swamp?

On Monday night I’m going to Charlotte and will pretend like I’m NOT 45 years old and that I DON’T go to bed at 9:30. I’m going to feel comically out of place here but if I know one thing for sure, it’s that metal fans are some of the nicest people on earth. I am STUPIDLY excited.

In honor of #NHL schedule release date, please enjoy the video #CBJ posted last year. I don't think this video will ever be topped by any team - including the Jackets themselves. I laughed so hard it hurt. x.com/BlueJacketsN...