Just saw Lorna Shore. 147/10 no notes. #metalsky

Found the Halloween house near downtown Raleigh and I greatly approve of his sign.

Don’t know my name yet but fun will be had regardless at the #Canes5k

We have an office giraffe. He’s very dapper. He has a tie on and he *had* a hat — a fedora. It wasn’t there today. Asked the lawyer if he took it home, as it’s his hat. He did not. So I made a sign.

I made a #Canes #5k playlist. I’m gonna be rocking the fuck out with Stormy. Gonna be looking like an idiot too, but that’s cool, it’s how I look on all my workouts. 🤘 More idiocy = more fun. #metalsky

@southernhkychik.bsky.social So... today I learned there's a deathcore band in Australia named after a gay angel. They're not bad! #SPN #Castiel Now it's not explicitly stated that they named their band after a gay angel, but come ON, let's be real here. castiel.bigcartel.com?fbclid=PAZXh...

My GOD it’s weird not seeing any ice. I’ve never been here for anything that wasn’t a Canes game. At least the color scheme is the same. #NIN

Okay these things were almost GONE. Act fast if you wanna go! I’ve never been to an inaugural game, so this will be awesome.

@kathleenponders.bsky.social IT IS BIRTHDAY! Go have a happy one!!! 🎂🎈

Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy. Going to Raleigh to see Nine Inch Nails today, so I sent this to a friend. The NIN show is #5 out of 8 shows I’m going to this year. It’s been years since I’ve been to a concert, but 2025 is basically metal touring heaven so screw it. 🤘

Dear Raleigh Peeps and Lenovo Frequenters— What’s that place like when a hockey game isn’t going on? It just occurred to me I’ve never been in there unless the Canes were playing. Gonna see NIN Friday and it’d be nice to know if it’s still cold enough to breed penguins inside. Thanks! ❤️🖤🤍

Holy shit. It was a year ago today. I'd just put a bag of Wicked veggie crisps into my shopping cart at Food Lion when my phone buzzed. Weird how you don't forget some things. Love ya #13 #CBJ 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

Based on all the posts I've seen this week, I am in the VAST minority. I guess no one else put an electric blanket on their bed last night or blasted the heat in their car on the way to work. The space heater under my desk is currently set to the surface temperature of Mercury (but it always is).

If anyone has any idea what I’m supposed to do with this many tomatoes, I’m open to suggestions. Bonus moonshine. I love our clients.

So I get a call this morning from the lawyer I work with saying, in no uncertain terms, NOT to come to the office. He said to go get coffee, but NOT to come in. He didn’t elaborate but said he was okay. This is far from the strangest start to one of my days, but I’m not complaining.

A photo you took that brings you inner peace. (It’s the ocean. It’s always the ocean)

Got an email from my account rep for the Swamp Rabbits. BEAR WITNESS. One step closer to hockey. The tickets are here. Sure I paid for them in May or something BUT NOW I CAN LOOK AT THEM. We’re getting there…. 🏒🥅

@bluevoter4ever99.bsky.social @grantscrossing.bsky.social -- we need to get our magnets. www.nhl.com/bluejackets/...

So I'm debating whether or not I want to go see Lorna Shore when suddenly, I'm like.... It's almost hockey and big concert time - and almost fall - so that means... lots of people in enclosed spaces... GO GET YOUR DAMN VACCINES. Get the Flu! The COVID! The Anthrax & Ebola! Get everything!

Reskeet with a tweet you still think about: [yeah I think of this one multiple times a year]

I’m living in a tent this weekend, have a new book, and already made a friend (eastern garter snake). Hikes and hurling myself in a lake will come later.

It's Friday. I'm going camping after work at Table Rock. They have a lake. It's not Crystal Lake, but I can't think of a more perfect song. I'll just let them be the soundtrack to my whole day. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VBb...

Give the goalies road flares. This has been my dream for years. That's all.

So clearly today is a big hockey day for me. #RaiseUp ❤️🤍🖤

**makes high pitched screeching noises** #CBJ 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

It is 9:13 and already I've gotten three calls for people popped for MDMA, a bunch of pills, and various other Sch. I and II substances - which is a lot for a Monday at this time. Then the third call tells me Widespread Panic was in town over the weekend and now it all makes sense.

@mountainsize.bsky.social Thanks for dinner! 🤘 The tomato is still ripening.

@thewelcoming.bsky.social A great time was had! I’ve never gone to listen to metal and come home with fresh vegetables, but thanks to @mountainsize.bsky.social I did last night.

*gets email* *screams* Opening night is October 13th. I’m gonna be in Ohio on October 13th. #CBJ

Everything’s fine. I can work with five hours of sleep. Maybe. Worth it. 🤘

I was 32 miles from the ocean, what I supposed to do - just drive home?

Ran away to Magnolia Plantation & Gardens in Charleston today. They have an awesome swamp trail. Who doesn’t like a good swamp?

On Monday night I’m going to Charlotte and will pretend like I’m NOT 45 years old and that I DON’T go to bed at 9:30. I’m going to feel comically out of place here but if I know one thing for sure, it’s that metal fans are some of the nicest people on earth. I am STUPIDLY excited.

In honor of #NHL schedule release date, please enjoy the video #CBJ posted last year. I don't think this video will ever be topped by any team - including the Jackets themselves. I laughed so hard it hurt. x.com/BlueJacketsN...

Monday mornings usually suck. A client stopped by and gave me this as a thank you. It’s beautiful and I love it and it’s amazing.

I texted the Canes, but they didn't respond. Last year, the schedules were released on July 2nd. It's July 8th. I am not patient. I have things to plan. Where are the schedules? 🏒

Whenever you drop something, or knock something off a surface but manage to catch it before it hits the floor, remind yourself that you just beat gravity. You just made 9.8 m/s² your bitch, so you celebrate that. It's the little things.

@southernhkychik.bsky.social I’m ruined 💚💙

Even though our country is absolutely fucking retarded, I hope everyone has a nice holiday. 💙💚

I've been in love (borderline obsessed) with this song since it dropped last week. It's a long shot, but are there any other Lorna Shore fans out there? www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2WL...

**phone rings** Guy: Hey I wanna hire you guys for my friend who's in jail, what do you need from me? Me: What's their name? Guy: JC Me: Dude I'm gonna need more than that, what's their last name? Guy: Uh... I don't know Me: Call me back when you know your friend's name 🤦‍♀️

I found a Serpentarium. They have ALL OF THE REPTILES. This is Lawrence. A baby American Alligator. Once the kids were done holding him they all left - so I scooped him back up and rocked him like an infant for 10 minutes. Then I found a dive bar called Coots. The bird was blind luck.

Sometimes boats go REALLY fast. I momentarily lost my hat in St. Helena Sound. Then I rescued my hat from St. Helena Sound. Heidi took a picture of its safe return. The other 12 people on the boat were all a family so I was adopted for roughly 90 minutes. Good times.

Greetings from Edisto. There’s not a whole lot out here. It’s perfect.

Much fun was had at the 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ #BlueRidgePride 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 5k. Yes, I got a finisher medal, but we all know what the real prize was ☕️

Thanks #CBJ for being awesome. I have no doubt that Stinger would happily unload a can of whoopass on homophobes. 💙💙💙🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

**makes call** Me: Hey, you have Court tomorrow Client: Can it... not be tomorrow? How about the next day? Me: No. Client: I can't really do tomorrow. Me: Do you want an order for your arrest? Client: Not really Me: Then go to Court Client: Yeah, I can't Then they hung up. People amuse me.

I've seen a lot of AI posts lately. For some reason, I've never run into another person who's ever seen this show. It's brilliant. If this interests you, don't read past the first three paragraphs. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Person_...

I decided to make snow cones for whoever in the building that might want one because— I don’t actually have a good reason, but who doesn’t want a snow cone? It’s going very well so far.

Should I have watched this at work? Probably not. 💙 #CBJ www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMvT...