BREAKING NEWS FROM THE EPSTEIN FILES!!! TRUMP MAY HAVE SLICKED SLICK WILLIE’S WILLIE!!!! #epstein

For those who are losing hope: The pendulum of the universe will swing back. I often have to tell myself this. I also often have to remind myself that I have the power to push the pendulum, even if just a bit. Keep pushing and keep hoping.

Im starting to hope that if 2026/2028 make it clear that the vote was rigged and we had no chance of righting these wrongs, that blue states should just secede. Let the Fascist States of America crumble like the pariah they are. Lets see how they do without blue GDP and federal taxes.

Starting to think the Epstein Files were in the East Wing.

“Top Republicans Stand By President’s Poop Video” is not a phrase I ever expected to hear in real life, but here we are.

Honest question from a cis-hetero male: How much of male transphobia might be reinforced by men’s subconscious attachment to their penis and fears of losing it? Not making excuses for them, just trying to understand. Theres no excuse for bigotry, no matter what lurks in the subconscious.

MAGA threw a giant fit over anyone who mocked or criticized Kirk after his murder. They inspired this, because their language is violent. We are the enemy, in their own words They sought to destroy anyone who dare say anything negative about him The national media needs to cover this.

“If you ain’t Antifa then you must be Pro-fa Just like VP Vance Be Pro-fuh wit’ a Sofa” -Rebel Brain Wurm

Pro-Tip: If you struggle with drinking too much beer at once, drink it from a wine glass and keep the partial cans in the fridge. It will slow you way down and you’ll taste it more too.

“He is a lover of his country who rebukes and does not excuse its sins” -Frederick Douglass, some woke guy

Pro-Tip: declaring Antifa a terrorist group is a good indication that you are Profa - a fucking fascist

If you need a pick me up, listen to Carsie Blanton - After the Revolution. These are bleak times, and her lyrics are on point and funny and deep and quotable and relatable and Im gonna go get another beer.

WARNING - the right is building a website - charliesmurderers . com - to submit info about people celebrating his death in any way. It will be searchable and lunatics may use it to do whatever they want with that info. BE CAREFUL!!! Remember - much of MAGA is bloodthirsty beyond measure

Hell yeah! Let’s respond by doing the same thing to our treasonous leader and putting him in jail for crimes against America! Oh wait, thats not what Rubio wants. This might be the fastest I’ve ever seen an establishment GOPer sell their soul.

In 1930, Horst Wessel was a Nazi killed by communists, at a time when Nazis acted like violent street gangs who enforced the desires of the Nazi Party. He was turned into a powerful symbol of propaganda, including having a marching song written about him, which became a co-national anthem.

Who exactly first reported that the bullet casings found had “trans agenda” messages engraved on them? That clearly turned out to be false, and I cant imagine any reason for stating this other than to fan the flames of hatred. This is dangerous. Whoever made up that lie must be held accountable

The moment before he was shot - Charlie Kirk was being confronted over his demonization of ALL trans folks over the actions of ONE (possibly) trans mass shooter. He immediately pivoted to gang violence, another dogwhistle towards racial politics. Not an honest debater, just a professional bully.

Before you post, don’t forget - the internet is forever.

Before you post, don’t forget - the internet is forever.

Jesus Christ… If it wasn’t for the fact that we know he sexually assaulted countless woman, I might almost believe from this drawing that he had never actually seen a naked woman. This is the kind of drawing 11 year olds without the internet might have drawn to jork it to in the 90s

Keep the immigrants. Deport MAGA.

Approximately 66.6% of the Supreme Court can fuck off straight to hell.

5calls.org Use it. It’s easy to feel powerless and unheard, but enough of us calling these goons can push the needle in the right direction. If it doesn’t work - it only took 5 minutes. I can spend 5 minutes a day, can you?

Make Obituaries Great Again

Some patriot out there somewhere has information that nobody else does. Release it. Save America. #releasetheepsteinfiles

I believe that the DOJ hasn’t just been scrubbing the files for Trumps name. They’ve been planting names of their enemies. They will start arresting innocent thorns in Trumps side. The 1000 FBI agents were fed busywork. ICE is his loyal army. #releasetheepsteinfiles before they are gone

I have no evidence but - what if the DOJ hasn’t just been scrubbing the files for Trumps name? They’ve been adding names of their enemies? They will start arresting people who had nothing to do with Epstein but are thorns in Trumps side if so. #releasetheepsteinfiles before they are gone

Michael Cohen likely knows more than he’s said in the past and still hates Trump. Subpoena him

Find Katie Johnson

The DOJ hasn’t just been scrubbing the files for Trumps name. They’ve been adding names of their enemies. They will start arresting people who had nothing to do with Epstein but are thorns in Trumps side.

DEMOCRATS!!!! SUBPOENA MICHAEL WOLFE NOW!!!!

Michael Wolffe has ten hours of Epstein on tape. Release the whole thing now!!!!!!

RFK Jr was nominated to be a distraction. Hes the silly clown the libs will bitch about instead of Trump. He was the decoy while Trump destroyed America. Flood the zone with silly and stupid and bullshit and morons until their grasp was sealed

This should be the top news story everywhere. They said it all out loud. They are fucking with the files to make it look like Trump was an FBI informant who brought Epstein down. They will say the wait and the mixed messages were because they couldnt release them til they were ready

I really hope the South Park guys have good security

The dark king chokes on his last Big-Mac. The striped thief and the violet devourer stand behind him. The thief whispers in his ear as the meat catches in his throat. “Ronald McD sends his regards” “Long live the true Clown Prince” sings the purple beast. Twas trans-fats that slayed the king.

Remeber all the hilariously stupid shit? Sharpie on the Hurricane, Tariffs on penguins, windmills cause cancer? Its meant to disarm us, trick us into thinking they are too moronic to win. Trump is a functioning moron but a bullying genius, and his handlers are pure evil. Dont fall for their shit

Plot Against America is a must watch show on HBO. Especially in this particular time in history.

Every time Democrats are at the wheel, Republicans scream and shout about nonsense. Martial Law, Endless Corruption, Wasteful Spending, Skyrocketing National Debt. And then they get in office and are magically totally cool with all that shit. The GOP hasn’t been a serious party since the 50s.

Question - why bring Kilmar home from El Salvador just to deport him to Uganda? Answer - because it’s cruel, and for these sick fucks, cruelty is the point.

I legitimately don’t think anyone is mad about Cracker Barrel other than right wing influencers telling people to be mad. And they aren’t mad themselves they are putting on a show. At most, some may be slightly annoyed. This manufactured outrage shit is exhausting. Don’t fall for it.

Chuck Norris took a swing against Gavin Newsom, but Donald Trump was in the way. His fist went straight through Donald, but broke upon Gavin’s 7-pack

ICE is projected to spend 28 billion dollars this year. Leave it to America to raise a second military, still better funded than most other countries’ military, so it can declare war against…America

We are days away from Trump claiming on live TV that he personally ended the Clone Wars, the War of the Ring, and the Marvel Civil War

Thirty years ago this plotline would seem like a Batman arc. Evil Rich Pedo-Clown backed by Russia becomes President based on a cult-like following, Batman would show up, punch President Mango Joker in the face, and he’d by locked up in Arkham.

I’ve got nothing left but love and rage

Yeah, childfucker, cuz you probably invented the phrase “if there’s grass on the field, you play ball” Release the Epstein Files and reveal yourself as the monstrous piece of shit you are. Its the only good thing you can ever do for the world.

This is required listening to anyone who’s paying attention to JD Vance and the tech bros who back him. These are the people who will run the circus once Trump and MAGA fall apart, and they are worse because they are more competant

Trump may be attempting to manufacture a crisis and confrontation with his “DC Patrol” tonight. They may intend on provoking bystanders. Worse, they may be intending on it getting violent. Fascism thrives on creating conflict and turning people into targets. Please be safe. This could get bad

Trump is reportedly going to patrol the streets of DC himself tonight. Sounds like a joke but this may be pretense for something sinister. I suspect they may be attempting to manufacture a confrontation. Please be safe. Don’t fuel their fire. Don’t play their game. Anything to forget Epstein.