Taking my 15 minute break from work to dial in the exact right skin tone for my emoji reactions

How bad is it? On a scale from Murder Hole to Glory Hole.

Feeling great about the future!

If all of the laws you are trying to nullify are from the Civil Rights era and Reconstruction you might be bad people.

Part of why I read a lot about history is I want to make sure I see the subtle signs of fascism creeping into society. I guess I could have skipped all that reading and waited for them to do Nazi salutes.

I've spent one day on RedNote and the only thing I can say for sure is the Chinese are doing things with eggs the American mind cannot comprehend.

You know Gladiator CTE had to go craaaazy.

It's 2035. The only two jobs left for humans are "Person who tells you if something is AI or not" and "Person trying to trick the first guy"

Measuring spices is how a coward cooks

I'm watching Trailer Park Boys so I can enjoy a place with a sense of community and a walkable neighborhood.

Calling yourself a "Renaissance Man" as a classy way to announce you have syphilis

This feels like showing up at a party late and everyone is already deep in conversation