I could be knight-diving in helldivers right now. But noooooo, I have bills and responsibilities so I gotta go to work instead

Why is it that racists, nationalists, nazis, etc. get to wish death upon me freely and openly without being put in internet jail? But when I tell them to die I get put in it? The argument of “freedom of political speech” doesn’t really work, because it’s my deeply held political belief they die

Hey, I’m being super fuckin’ serious here, go fuck yourself. No, like literally go fuck yourself. Upload all of your writing, tweets, photos, whatever into the psychosis inducing plagiarism machine, connect it to a mechanized dildo and let it have its way with you. Bet it’ll be super inconsiderate

The scheming eunuch

Whenever you’re feeling down or worried about the future just remember: you live outside the fallout radius of altoona style pizza. I don’t, I suffer. This shit exists and is sold in my neighborhood.

Yooooo, death stranding 2 PC and mgs collection volume 2!? Let’s fuckin’ go

This plan was somewhat revised. It’s now me riding solo in the dihatsu midget with a laser designator guiding my bois’ strapped to ICBMs

I was looking for a ff8 edit in my camera roll and searched prison, phone returned two results. The ff8 screenshot, and the fuckin’ church of scientology headquarters

It’s fuckin’ hilarious how obvious it is no one is enjoying this. The crowd is completely silent. I’ve worked a shit ton of events back in the day, and people will cheer for anything mildly enjoyable, but this crowd was silent until literally instructed. God damn wild

Why is he shaped like that? That’s just a sausage pretending to be my cat

The locksmith is stuck in traffic

Today on bullshit that suddenly became my problem: an over the road driver locked himself out of his truck in the employee exit lane after getting out of his truck instead of listening to my instructions.

The situation has rapidly deteriorated from being late to being stuck downtown

I’m gonna be so fuckin’ late for work

A bnuuy came to visit my office today

Charlie charlie kirkie waveform tramp stamp

Seeing an awful lot of people glazing that hytale game. Are we really just gonna ignore the fact the game was funded by child gambling?

Something something something I’m single and have a terrible personality something something something pity me for refusing to better myself. Garlic chili noodles

Dumb shit I order late at night: IIIA ballistic helmet Even dumber shit I plan to use it for: tactical mothman get up

*kicks in door* VONAGE AD IN TWENTY-TWENTY-SIX! THIS IS AN ILL OMEN, A PORTENT, A PALE HORSE BECKONING WHAT IS TO COME!

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I got the “screws” and “terminals” in place but I’d like it if they were a continuous part of the switch and battery mesh. Unfortunately the insert faces tool confounds me

This shit is so scuffed, like look at the state of my uv's bro

You know it’s cold when my cat puts on my poncho

Me and the boys rolling up on tel aviv in the commandeered dihatsu midget during ww3

Awwww shit, the canteen stocked a new dew flavor

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Ohhhhhh they doubled the dose today, my ankles and back are screaming

I woke up and everything hurt, somebody mainlined bone hurtin’ juice into while I slept

My local opposition party is a fucking joke, dude. Pick a god damn message and stick to it. This is just a mess and has no unified message beyond “orange man bad.” Don’t get me started on the fuckin’ “free maduro” demand. Like NO FASCIST TERROR was all you needed

Each and every “officer” in this video needs to be administered a quiet pill

*slaps poncho* This baby can fit a tactical rig, plates, ar15, a full size pistol, afak’s, stretcher, and ammo

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My dumbass son cannot handle his drugs

My opposition has remained steadfast and will not change: I stand against the powers that be not because they’ll come for me tomorrow, I stand against them because they’re here for you today.

This time I’m actually gonna do it, I’ll actually keep this updated and not forget half-way through the year. Anyway, 2026 media thread

I'm going fuckin' insane against my will

Remember everyone - you need to leave cookies out tonight for ashli babbitt

BSG should add a rim lock malfunction chance to magazines loaded in raid for the AA12, saiga 12, and SVD. It’d piss people off and that’d be really funny

.*☆。 \(〃^▽^〃)」*☆*。 KILL CEOS, DESTROY AI DEATH TO AMERICA

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I mixed two shots of vodka with ice cream. This was dumb. Do not do this.

It still fuckin’ snowy

Fun fact: If you don’t beat the eggs hard enough when making bread pudding it turns into french toast casserole

It’s cold. How cold? Cat sleeping on my ass and thighs cold

It fuckin’ snowy

Started replaying control to finally get around to the DLC and remembered there’s a ‘coast to coast’ parody in the game. It got me wondering how many people that played actually understood ‘american overnight’ was a parody? My friend group varies in age pretty broadly and none of them were aware of

I want fried conch, it was the one good thing florida had when I lived there. Well that and the fishing

Firebomb your local AI data center. It is your civic duty.

Ramble thoughts on severance. The :monke: react is from a friend that knew exactly where I was going