Great. Now add a two factor authentication method to halt anyone uploading anything to your profile… and stop fuckin’ funding AI warfare.

This debut President EP is great if you want a really boring cross between Sleep Token and Bring Me The Horizon. youtu.be/Rxw02-Ug2X0

This new Revocation record is a great mix of their older thrash sound with loads of death metal. It's also got some of their best riffs to date! @metalbladerecords.bsky.social youtu.be/2xEICkusyjM

Keith Buckley's new project Many Eyes just dropped their new EP and I gotta be honest, it's super boring. youtu.be/f72SdCaXXSA

Keith Buckley's new project Many Eyes just dropped their new EP and I gotta be honest, it's super boring. youtu.be/f72SdCaXXSA

Hi! I'm generally awful at promoting myself, but I've had this YouTube channel where do I metal song and album reviews. Any subscriptions and all that would be massively helpful as I slowly creep toward the needed 4,000 watch hours needed. Check it out! www.youtube.com/@TheGregKenn...

If you've ever wondered what a combination of Bolt Thrower, Asphyx, and Dismember would sound like, wonder no more – Hedonist is offering up exactly that. youtu.be/gp8cFfpEwcg

Good news – the new Paradise Lost record is awesome. youtu.be/B4qbCJp7GOs

I really hate this wave of people getting mad when someone's critical of a band. It's called criticism because it's critical. If it wasn't, it'd just be a circle jerk where we all learn nothing and think zero. If every album is great, then no album is great and we're all wasting our time.

At this point Coachella could be like "yeah, Diarrhea Steve & The Ruined Shoes is the headliner for Saturday. They had a massive hit on TikTok" and I would probably not even question it.

Does anyone use Ampwall? Is it any good?

Bad news – one of the songs on the next Disintegration Annex record is what I can only describe as "if free jazz was black metal."

This new Between The Buried And Me record is pretty weird, and it rocks. youtu.be/ArP2bCYaijg

Apparently unpopular opinion - this new Lorna Shore record is boring as shit. youtu.be/_2-TCjUdtko

Idea – reissuing albums as the opposite of a deluxe album. Just delete some tracks.

This new Floating record sounds like mid-career Tribulation, Siouxsie and the Banshees, and a slightly pitched-up Demilich had a mutant child. youtu.be/rtsfOIQPIww

I am listening to the new Paradise Lost record that comes out next week. It rips big time.

Calling smoking weed “alternative aromatherapy” from here on out because it sounds more mysterious.

Always down for a good "BLEGH" before a breakdown, but I think a well-placed "FUCK" is pretty solid too.

I GOT SOMETHIN' TO SAY! I ATE A CRULLER TODAY! It was pretty good.

Didn't think this needed to be said, but – most of the videos you see online aren't "life hacks" or "helpful tips" or whatever. They're purposefully useless or just doing things wrong to get you to comment, thereby boosting engagement. Fucking stop.

It's Bandcamp Friday! I debuted my new project Disintegration Annex with a new EP called Is There Really Hope For Them? / Gradient Of Change last week, and you can grab it now for $1 – all of which goes to funding future Disintegration Annex stuff! disintegrationannex.bandcamp.com/album/is-the...

Has anyone made a Boggflesh joke yet?

This new Blackbraid record is the best Blackbraid record yet. I finally, totally get the appeal of this band. It's not PERFECT, but it's still damn good. youtu.be/iqpWIqZBo0g

Rob Barrett is a fantastic guitarist, but can you IMAGINE for one second a Cannibal Corpse record with Erik Rutan and Brandon Ellis? Absolute death metal mayhem.

Releasing music constantly – annoying or good in modern times? Got another Disintegration Annex piece on deck that's about 11 minutes. Which feels like a good length as a standalone thing?

I was really good about not spending money on Labor Day sales, and then I caved and bought a sick Catalinbread pedal. Specifically the CSIDMAN one because man, that thing looks cool for noise-making purposes.

For a debut EP, Cancer Void's First Metastasis is pretty impressive. All hail Prague... and prog. youtu.be/1oDCGVgBMs4

"You Got Kicked Out Of A Korn Show For Jerking Off" feels less like an actual event and more like a Seth Putnam song title.

I'm not sure people who hate my videos see the irony in their criticism. "I'd like to see you make music if you're so critical!" Alright, I'd like to see you make review videos if you're so critical of mine. Yet you don't. Works both ways, chief.

Fun fact – I took the whole "take a voice and slow it down just a little so they sound drunk" idea from Pig Destroyer's "The Bug". disintegrationannex.bandcamp.com/track/gradie...

Thank you to @thegregkennelty.bsky.social for the kind and shockingly accurate assessment of the new Publicist UK single! youtu.be/ph-1mUIkbLo?...

This new Mudvayne single is not good.

Is There Really Hope For Them? / Gradient Of Change is the debut of my new project, Disintegration Annex — one that I fully intend to expand into variations of extreme metal and noise. I'm REALLY excited to launch this project! disintegrationannex.bandcamp.com/album/is-the...

Is There Really Hope For Them? / Gradient Of Change is the debut of my new project, Disintegration Annex — one that I fully intend to expand into variations of extreme metal and noise. I'm REALLY excited to launch this project! disintegrationannex.bandcamp.com/album/is-the...

Metal is one of the only genres I can think of where "this sounds like shit" can be either an insult or a compliment.

Debuting my new narrative noise/metal project on Thursday. This first one is largely noise and ambient, working on another release that leans harder into a free jazz/black metal thing too. Stay tuned. disintegrationannex.bandcamp.com

If you missed this new Undeath EP, go fix that. youtu.be/r5VH6rn47iY

Fun Saturday fact! Jon Schaffer fucking sucks and I really, truly don't care if Iced Earth never comes back. Dude is a chode.

We all agree this new Deftones record rips, right?

Hunting down a cassette deck with Variable Speech Control and all the ads I'm getting essentially boil down to "it's nice you're trying to buy your grandparents a tape deck!" No motherfucker, I'm out here trying to make weird noises.

Can we all agree this new Testament song is a ripper? Or at the very least that Chris Dovas CRUSHED it on drums. youtube.com/shorts/e2fMn...

The best part about not being able to remember a super slammy death metal record I heard months ago is that my descriptors are useless. “Ping snare, super bassy tone, real gory lyrics.” Wow great man, that narrows it down to every band.

"You look tired." Thanks, it's because I'm tired.

This is like if Godflesh, Nine Inch Nails, Health, 3Teeth, Code Orange, and Author & Punisher all got together — and then some dudes from Deftones occasionally popped their heads in. youtu.be/at5zHeMIHno

Getting advertisements for grifty dudes marketing themselves as “expert prompt engineers.” Amazing that we’ll get rid of writers to replace them with dudes who are just shitty writers trying to make machines decent writers. You’re not a “prompt engineer.” You wrote a sentence, you ass.

One thing I love about The Acacia Strain's music – and every time they drop a new single – is that I didn't feel like throwing my entire house into the sun before I heard it. "Holy Moonlight" is doing exactly that.

Rinsing the heaviness out of my brain with this new Quest Master record. It feels like I'm about to embark on the greatest PS2 adventure that never came out. questmaster.bandcamp.com/album/obscur...

This new EP Ataraxia 19.13.8.1.19 feels like an impressionist painting rendered in PS2 graphics. It's real good. youtu.be/YLT9UBwi2BA

I cannot wait for deathcore to get past the idea that every song needs a breakdown where the vocalist shows off every sound they can make. We get it. Write a fuckin' song.