On the plus side, after tomorrow we get to go a whole 3 months before stores start stocking trees and playing Christmas music again

We can get rid of all the lazy repetitive crap posting on the internet if Mike Pence has the courage

Merry “Who Gives a Fuck about your Spotify Wrapped?” Season to all those who celebrate

I may have just made a dude wearing a “PUNCH NAZIS” shirt poop his pants. Me: “Can I say something about your shirt?” Him (looking a bit intimidated): “uh yeah” Me: “Most people don’t know how to punch correctly and you might fracture something in your hand. Be safe, palm strike Nazis”

It’s cool how without anyone asking tons of bamas are on here posting about how Bidens’ cancer diagnosis effects them personally

Mother’s Day on social media looks like one giant ad for Cougarlife.com

April 1 - the one day a year bamas actually think about whether something they read online is real or not

This St Patrick’s day I am reminded of the words that Shane MacGowan once said to me: “Fthphth vansbdkwn djsnabajw jdjshwhsh cthulhu fhtagn hebensij *hissing sound* hsjbdjjababa babkeksbba bjebqnbanan” and I think in this day and age, we can all learn from that

The best part of the Oscars is when people shut the hell up about the Oscars

Does the boycott count if you don’t do a post patting yourself on the back for it?

I feel like I know y’all well enough to say no one gives a crap about your wordle score

Man, I didn’t see Don Henley or Glenn Frey do shit tonight

Is this Drake?

Guess I’m gonna start going to the Kennedy Center less than my usual hardly ever …any bets on when the name change is going to happen?

Why the hell do I keep seeing posts about Discord and not a single bama has brought up any DC bands?!?!? What is this bullshit?

This is not the dystopian future I was promised

It’s weird how TikTok going dark will do nothing to my streak of never posting shit on TikTok

Oh no, a famous person died

There has to be a cheaper way to let the world know you have a tiny dick than buying a cyber truck

Screw ya’ll, I’ve been boycotting Carrie Underwood for years

How did the Illuminati manage to find me one here?!?!?

*post about the fires so I fit in with my feed

Are all the habits going to combine and form one giant Voltron hobot?!?!?

Who could have guessed the apocalypse was going to be so fucking stupid?

The Doomsday Clock has been set to “WHATTHEEVERLOVINGFUCK?!?!?”

It’s amazing how many skeets should get the reply “no one asked you”

It might be time for anyone who’s every typed that they’re “smashing the patriarchy” to stop typing and make with the for real smashing

Am I speaker of the house yet?

I’m already rolling my eyes at the number of “if Mike Pence has the courage” posts that are gonna go up on the 6th

Guys…I think something may have happened to Jimmy Carter

So many people are posting about Jimmy Carter and he’s never gonna see any of it because none of y’all tagged him

None of you are real Jimmy Carter fans! Name five songs from his first few albums!

It’s cool that so many people left Twitter to come over here and post screen grabs from Twitter

I can’t be the only one who thinks people post happy family pictures on Xmas as an alibi for when they kirk out and kill a bama later in the day…

Just remember if you take the Christ out of Christmas you get more ...in Spanish

Your annual reminder that no one cares whether or not you think Die Hard is a Christmas movie

Anyone figure a filter to auto-block bullshit engagement farming accounts or are we all stuck with “wow it feels like a Monday” type crap for forever?

What do you mean 8 Crazy Nights isn’t a prequel to 28 Days Later???

This app should change the “discover” tab to say “engagement farming”

No, bitch…I don’t want to build a snowman

Sports post

Guys, it’s fine. They’re just running the government the exact same way they run their businesses

Can one of ya’ll make one of them block lists for all the engagement farming bamas on here? I have a calendar, I know what day of the week it is.

I think I speak for everyone over 40 when I ask “What the hell is a Chappell Roan?”

Is it illegal to see the movie Wicked and not post about it?