I could really go for 130,000$ and a nap right now

Oh to be in a line of 3 solo women in their 30s eating ramen at 4 tops at 10pm on a Monday

Does anyone work with ANYONE not on the she of crashing out? My whole team are individually on the edge of collapse

It's too early and I don't get paid enough for all of this

I am 3mm away from a "fuck it we ball" season

I am gonna fucking vomit I just spent 315$ at Walmart on (checks receipt) cans of bean, discount meat and cat litter Fuck everyone

They shouldn't let me fight the leg press

Hairy cow: cute things you shouldn't call your wife

No one said I couldn't complain the whole time

Literally anything I accomplish today is a miracle

Girl dinner

Soggy business

Nervous system acting like a Foucault parable ... No I will not explain

Sometimes when I see two people on reposting sprees I like to treat it like a little secret competition on who follows cooler people

gay weddings pt. 3

gay weddings pt 4

It seems impossible some days but I promise the best way to feel safe and secure these days is to offer that same feeling to others. If you keep drawing from the communal well without replenishing it not only will there be none for your community but the guilt will make your draw sour

Low blood sugar in the trendiest neighborhood you can imagine on a sunny April Saturday

Fuck it French Seam Saturday

I am passionate about the idea that girls who shit themselves regularly should be seeking medical attention

The best part of working with my pregnant best friend is watching the rage she hasn't let herself experience in 15 years slowly overtake her

Last night I embarrassed a guy carrying 7 Wiis who was trying to gatekeep his status as the biggest dweeb by saying my favourite Mario cart was 3ds

Photos from our future wedding in September because we totally didn't get married at a gay club on Valentine's day

A long sleeve oversized crop top that says I ❤️ LOVE ❤️ CPTSD

Willy Wonka's egg factory

Diarmid's phone died and she needs to know if people agree

I have been made aware that 27-35 year olds joking about still being teenagers were not responsible for family finances and daily life and death health decisions as actual teenagers

My Father....THE king (princess role play)

finding myself in this situation a lot as of late

Visibly support my trans wife thank u

I don’t care if it’s performative I do think it would be neat if there was a “cis people post receipts of the money you sent” aspect to the day.

Using my lunch break to buy artisanal breads for my wife

I love working on the top floor of my building...people seem genuinely upset when I get in the elevator and my number is bigger than theirs

I love when my phone thinks something should be a sticker @diarmid.bsky.social

Forever the sickest kids were actually folk hyperpop, which makes underdog alma mater (rapidly googling "seminal folk albums") the freewheeling Bob Dylan

Help my trans wife is fighting with Christian Faber in Instagram reels comments again #nfttruther #bionicle

Knowing you are going to be 45 minutes late to a first date you already rescheduled is a....bad look

Quick intermission folks, I got BBQ sauce on my phone

Peak 33 is coming across multiple film synopses for a coming of age films that takes place in the city you went to university during the years you were in university

Some people don't even get a low account balance warning when their power bill gets pulled and I think that's so unique

Something profound about "The Dark Crystal" - 1982

Shaken baby complex

Nothing quite hits that work slack itch like watching your favourite co-worker slowly tell each person she quit

I'm a gossip dragon, I horde secrets like gold

Just witnessed a casual r slur use in the wild...when I said I was nostalgic for 2008 I was talking about rents not this

I wonder if Sonic's mental health was as dependent on chili dogs as mine is

Treating hinge like the other matching idle games on my phone

Making middle aged white guys at the retirement community uncomfortable by referring to my Omi as "My Girl"

She eepy on my deepy till I sleepy girl

March 11th really creeps up on you as @diarmid.bsky.social birthday