Took a mental health day to sit at my loom feeling guilty about not feeling restored by 7.5h of uncommitted time

God's bravest solder: over worked disabled woman with a tummy ache

I'm about to ramp up my punching energy

Hugging is a team sport

Nothin like half a cold lasagna to start your day

I love when the cooperative sex shop has to pull out the extra large bag

I just muted an account with 0 mutuals for lusting after Rey-Lo fan fiction in 2025

Don't just hire a trans woman. Hire MY trans woman

To the guy in a Canadian Navy t-shirt who took his shoes off to leg press in his socks. I'm the one who's gonna hurt you

Sunday!! I will be tabling at zine dump!! Swing on down, get some stickers and zines, come talk carabiners and sensible trousers with me.

How Canadian of us

Baseball is all about the feet

Not now baby mommy is watching cat tv

We Are Out Here Sharing The Sunshine Soaked Into Our Coats, Gang

Get it?

Happy "I learned something about myself that night" to all who celebrate

Do be like me: getting my covid and flu boosters Don't be like me: getting them at the same time in the same arm

I am so brave and deserve awards, praise, and ravaging

suck my nuts los angeles dodgers

I have not been this hype since Jimmy Fallon almost lost the world series on a coke fuelled sprint

Woman holding my i.d and comically large beer: so you know what happened the year you were born? Me: points at 1992 word series sweatshirt I am wearing at the baseball stadium live watch party

I want to acknowledge the sportsball energy of that last post. In truth I am very much enjoying every opportunity to watch a Los Angeles L.

One thing about me is: foot long hotdog

I'm submitting the paperwork to convert my build to evil

Cream of weep

Rotisserie chicken is groceries (budgeting for the girls)

I tried to be a "pleasant day at work" machine and accidentally became a "drank 1L of ice coffee and ate too much Chicago mix" machine instead

I am a king maker

An egg in the pocket is worth two in the bush

Uh oh boys I can feel the impact of cortisol on my attention span and short term memory today

I took this photo a few weeks ago. I want things to feel as bright and warm as it does but I need your help. I'm worn down and looking to be in community instead of being a community builder.

Normal cool girls go on free dates to lectures about over 100 years of research of the Burges shale

💖 I love when the bank gets worried and notifies me about my balance ✨

Poster for ZINEDUMP, a new Toronto zine fair! I'm one of the organizers for the event, and we are having our inaugural event on November 9th! We hope to see you there! For updates, please check our website or follow our instagram at zinedump.fyi

Are the cis Toronto art queers ok?? I just saw an "urgent call for subletters" post which was actually just you PAYING to cat sit for someone in November...

Only Google the baffling questions at work

Niche Toronto content: somehow witnessing 2 Dupont busses waiting for the 63

NOW we're pissing on company time

Lee Pace in The Fall is the result of a decades-long experiment to see what happens if all the hotness for an entire generation is concentrated in the body of a single man

I will NEVER stop evangelizing about 1996s "First Wives Club"

Been a year now. Give yer cats a little treat for thanksgori. He and we’d both appreciate it.

Some days you scrungle some days you are scrungled

Hosting orphan holidays the Friday before the scheduled holiday is really the way to go about it

I turned on the heat, my girl is napping under a blanket beside me and I am playing silksong (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

I love the concept of plus size curated vintage I don't love the reality of being asked to pay 100$ for something that still doesn't fit and I would need to dye

Thrifting date but it's because you invited too many people over for Thanksgiving because last year your cat died on Thanksgiving and you are burnt turkey alone, and now you don't have enough knives and forks

New catchphrase for every time I take off my shirt: Lookin Good

Get ready to hear A LOT about my emo kid ass weaving projects

This is what Fridays look like when you date a transexual