Nothing changes if nothing changes

If you don't end your version of O Canada on that dramatic high note, do you even love this country?

Dear Canada, maybe we can go 100% metric system now?

Tout est possible

As a Toronto Blue Jays fan, I’m just going to keep telling myself that the Raptors beat a KD-Warriors super team, so…

Adele: “But I set fire to the rain.” Me: “I’m skeptical.”

Sometimes I use store-bought croutons because I’m too lazy to make them. Then I eat them on their own because I’m too lazy to make salad.

A butterfly angel watching over us. Seemed appropriate.

Me, a time traveller: “Look, are you living in the dumbest timeline? Sure. But at least you eradicated polio…lol nvm.”

Hi, it turns out I used up my best intro material elsewhere, so I’m just going to pretend I’ve been here all along, if that’s okay.