Thanks asshole

Hindsight and all that but we would've fared much better with Martinelli stretching the defense in the first half and Eze calming things down/drawing fouls in the second.

Gyökeres is not a league winning caliber striker and that half he had is one of the worst I've seen. Not due to the lack of effort but he's just not good enough.

We've played around 10 minutes of good football all game. That was deserved.

We've been terrible since our equaliser. So sloppy on and off the ball. The squad is on thin bones and it's showing.

Fuck right off

That first touch from Saka is just so good.

I'm pretty disappointed with Ødegaard. There is no real need to drop deep every time when we have Zubi and that just leaves us a man short in between the lines. Even when he's been on the ball, he looks weak and runs into cul-de-sacs.

Ødegaard is so feeble on the ball.

I'm always worried about facing Emery given how much I know he despises us but I think their luck would run dry today. I see us beating them comfortably.

That was a poor performance but after the week we had, the injuries we've suffered, it's sensible enough to understand and move on.

Like that Saka and Madueke have swapped. Saka so underrated in left half spaces.

Get those fuckers

All stems from a stupid call from the referee.

Anthony Taylor is partially responsible for Caicedo's red. It was apparent to everyone that Caicedo was running around a bit too hot from the beginning and it is the referee's responsibility to make sure he doesn't become a danger to other players.

I think the only tweak we have to make in the second half is to make sure we keep our heads and possession. This Chelsea team is there for the taking if we can keep 11 men on the pitch.

We really need to stay calm here. Anthony Taylor will try his damn best to even things out.

Now watch an Arsenal player get a second yellow for the most run of the mill challenge.

Waiting to see how Anthony Taylor would convince himself it's yellow

How has Caicedo not been booked yet?

We don't have to win it this half. Just have to make sure we don't lose it. Please don't take unnecessary risks. Keep it safe.

Stop making dumb challenges. Getting too many yellows for my comfort.

Martinelli's three Premier League starts this season: Old Trafford, Anfield, Stamford Bridge. Inherently trusted to work hard in the toughest fixtures, not getting so many opportunities to pile on goals/assists at home or in 'easier' matches.

How shit is Van de Ven btw? Romero is at least decent if not a world beater like some claim him to be.

That was so dumb by Zubi.

What we did really well is to counter press and suffocate them for 45 minutes. We may not have created a lot but our constant pressure was always going to break open that not-so-good Spurs defense.

Udogie, go to school, kid.

LOOK AT BIG GABI CELEBRATING... OH MAN I LOVE THIS TEAM

The one good thing about the Spurs' lineup is that there are a lot of shit players there. Like, I'm more worried about Richarlison's shithousing than him actually doing something related to football. Let's hope that we can pressurise them from the start and get a goal early.

I'm at that stage where I don't want Slot sacked. That's how bad Liverpool have been.

Konate is losing duels left, right and centre.

Nottingham score but does not count as it is a set piece against Liverpool.

City were not as good as the scoreline suggested but I do think they had another gear they could go to while Liverpool looked toothless. Second half Liverpool chances were more due to City taking the foot off the pedal and the general lack of defensive control more than anything Liverpool did.

Pep's post match praise of Liverpool and Slot would be so satisfying.

Remember when people mocked Arsenal fans when we said you're never going to see something similar to Martinelli double yellow? Yeah, those 2 fouls by Bradley were exactly why. Nobody other than the Arsenal fans will even notice that.

Haaland is just undefendable. I'm more worried about City riding the wave with his form than Liverpool atm.

This Liverpool defense is pants.

We really should've scored the second when we were in the ascendancy in the second half. This team should learn to kill the games off. I'm sure the returning attacking options will help but that attitude has to be drilled in.

Seeing a lot of criticism for Arteta not using his bench and the team dropping too deep but what options did we have? Considering the intensive midweek game and the lack of options on the bench, I thought this was one of the very few cases where hanging on was the right option.

Zubimendi in the second half was absolutely brilliant. Everything positive we did came through him. I wasn't aware that he could make a big difference in the final third - on and off the ball.

Sunderland scored two goals today off an xG of 0.44 and just two shots on target. Some days it's just not going to go your way. #SUNARS

I'd like to see Trossard drifting more centrally and Eze to the left if Eze is going to be as uninvolved.

Unlike most, I believe patience is the key. If we can move their block around a bit more, we can break them down but we have to make sure we don't concede another.

Merino is 8/13 for passing and 3/8 for duels. It's just not working with him upfront against a physical low block and we have zero other options.

That's not even a foul.

Massive massive win. Gabriel and our defense is just world class.

Palace have been the best side we've faces thus far. Really compact but always ready to pounce and really dangerous on counters. We were pretty average but now that they have to score, hope we can find a few openings.

Liverpool have been very meh. United have played well but Liverpool hasn't even threatened or have has a sustained period of pressure. For all the talk about more control, Liverpool still look their most dangerous when they break quickly. No wonder Wirtz is struggling.

That game helped remind myself that we have one of the best players in the world. Thank you, Bukayo.