Nothing says merry christmas by conjuring Santa fly at and then explode on my enemies. #Lunacid

The difference is making me health potions because fucking Sheryl won't sell me anymore. #Lunacid

I can imagine being down here for so long especially in the Terminus prison would drive anyone to want to escape. #Lunacid

Seven tasks to earn coins but I believe only three of them exist for the player. Abdul must have done some of these himself because his followers are all zombies with no faces who's brains are flying around the library shooting at me. #Lunacid

The trend of getting something in a game where it would have been wonderful to have far earlier continues. Also this door won't open because I only have 10/30 Coins. #Lunacid

We're not going to talk about how long I wandered the endless corridor before I noticed the statues were pointing the direction. #Lunacid

He talks about how the king tricked them into making carvings and when they finished they turned into these things and that he never finished so he's sane and asks to be killed but also after doing so he just respawns and is aggressive when I reloaded the area so ??? #Lunacid

Instead of going through the big door I decided to go deeper down into the dark prison basement where I was accosted by giant screaming skeletons and somehow came out in this temple. #Lunacid

This thing shoots a charged fireball which is pretty cool. More Importantly it's bright as fuck. #Lunacid

I'm keeping this because I think I need it for an achievement. #Lunacid

That door must be extremely important pulling the lever triggered a cutscene the first in the game I think. #Lunacid

I learned later that I knew this skeleton. #Lunacid

I used the beast speech spell on this thing and spent about three minutes translating what amounts to him telling me to fuck off. #Lunacid

If you're at all familiar with morrowind this does EXACTLY what you think it does. #Lunacid

This is the guy from the intro who chops off my hand and then threw me down this well. I have no idea why he acts like we're best friends or why he immediately falls over and dies after this conversation. #Lunacid

That's rough buddy. #Lunacid

These two weapons drop from the Anubis enemies and they both took forever to actually get and now it's time to head to the prison. #Lunacid

I don't know how good this weapon is because I am not skilled enough to actually hit anything with it. #Lunacid

Oddly enough doing this reduces the cost of health vials down to 12 for like maybe 5 or 6 of them before they shoot back up to at this point 1,866 each Oh and she sells a fucking gun. #Lunacid

There is a lesson in Hubris here that the man in invincible armor of golden invincibleness was beaten by a little fire witch who cooked him alive in his fancy invincible armor. #Lunacid

Instead of being two different items the Obsidian Sword can swap between sword and shield. It makes sense since you only have one hand. #Lunacid

Upgrading the Iron claw to the steel claw and the Steel claw to the iron claw has a secret hidden special feature called "Not having to use the claw anymore." #Lunacid

It's not a real egyptian tomb in a game until I step on a floor tile and get stabbed in the ass by a spike. #Lunacid

Turning off the fire so I can get into the ancient Egypt tomb that exists down here for some reason. #Lunacid

This thing took a long time to drop from the Vampire Pages. #Lunacid

My very own Moonlight Greatsword complete with beam wave charged attack. #Lunacid

Glad it gave me a crystal shard at the start as there seems to be no way to actually leave this place. This plinth is supposed to be a leaderboard for this place but I could not get it to work #Lunacid

No thanks to you miss 1,488 Silver per health vial. #Lunacid

An actual boss fight. Radical. I opted to instead go in the other direction to the other zone branching off from this castle instead of down into the depths. #Lunacid

Oh that's a bad sign for me I think. #Lunacid

Think this was all there was to this castle. Time to head to the throne room. #Lunacid

I have no fucking idea what any of this means. #Lunacid

I don't think they're coming for bro. #Lunacid

The sealed ballroom is a pretty spooky place. #Lunacid

Lots of back and forth between these two littered around the castle. #Lunacid

This thing is.. a weird weapon. #Lunacid

They came to slay the lesbian vampire power couple who ruled the castle and got their shit kicked in and this dude got captured and turned himself into a sword. Skill Issue I guess? #Lunacid

I guess I'll have to go in through the *squint* Cattle cells. Yeah this is a vampire castle alright. #Lunacid

Summon Bnuuy. #Lunacid

I don't even know what she gave me. But it's funny that she's using the skull for a pot. Goodbye evil fake healing potion lady. #Lunacid

I got the skull but also while exploring the rest of this area and the higher up segment where a single magic ring was dangled at the very edge of a small branch I had to waddle got a little too spooky for me so instead of risking making it back I just used a teleport. #Lunacid

Well.. This won't be the first or the last time I do a favor for a women who wants to hurt me. #Lunacid

The tree sword. #Lunacid

Holy warmth is a healing spell but it only restores about 5% of my health bar. #Lunacid

1 Silver healing vials. They don't stack with my other healing vials. I knew this was a trap. I knew this was a ruse. I knew drinking this was going to hurt me. I did anyway and sure enough it poisoned me. Bitch #Lunacid

I found a new vendor lady she is.. not good. #Lunacid

Welcome to the forest. We have Vague warnings , A bow I forgot I even picked up and enemies that hurt to stare at because of how they're textured #Lunacid

Communion when cast on most enemies flashes some text on the screen but it's in that script that I need that translation key to read so finding out what every enemy says takes like 5 minutes. #Lunacid

Instead of the name of this item picking it up just gave me the message "UwU" and the weapon itself flops around like it's made of jelly so we're going to bury it in our inventory and never think about it again. #Lunacid

This person is who I give those Black Books I found to. #Lunacid