Bluesky

I can't open twitter on my phone how am I supposed to form parasocial relationships with strangers over the Internet now

I think tortured poets department should have had explosions in it

Save me white girl

Feels like nobody cares about Starmie anymore. I care. I care about Starmie. Love that guy.

Jimmy Carter seemed fine at the latest goon sesh 😔

Those guys in whoville were totally racist I don't even blame the grinch like that ngl

Always felt like five golden rings fucked up the flow of 12 days of Christmas lowkey

I'm about to drop some bars

@aoc.bsky.social what is your favourite block in minecraft

where are all the Girls

paddy anarchy